Praising Trump for the SLIGHT decrease in gas prices is like praising someone who set your house on fire for calling the fire department. The lack of IQ amongst the maga will never cease to disappoint me.

The Republican Party refuses to put restrictions on AI because they plan on using it to fuel their propaganda. Their most recent anti Talarico ad is quite literally proof of that. Mind you, that ad is going to be shown on the TV screens. How is this legal?

250 Dollar Bills You Say?!

A judge just ruled that Donald Trump’s name has to come off of the Kennedy center 😂

Pam Bondi has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer. Anyways, what are y’all having for breakfast this morning?

The only people who desire immunity from IRS audits are those who need to be audited by the IRS.

Y’all let’s get ready to support the GoFundMe of the man who Chud The Builder shot today.

Republicans officially became the snowflakes that they accused everyone else of being.

Mood

The sheer irony that “MAGA Christians” do not see how blasphemous a golden Trump statue is.

Ngl. I can’t wait for the “Christian’s who worship Trump and not Jesus to get what’s coming for them. 🔥 Yes, I know this is not very Christian of me to say. Righteous anger anyone?

A moment that lives rent free in my head 💀

2 things can be true at once: • Voting matters and is A KEY to protecting democracy. • Sometimes voting does not work. When that happens, we must resort to other tactics in order to protect democracy.

Hantavirus has a 35%-45% fatality rate. For comparison COVID’s was 0.08% I am not doing this 😭

What Martin and Moggler have been bringing to CNN debate is exactly what we’ve been wanting from journalist/news hosts for YEARS!!!  The passive behavior that has allowed conservative trash to flourish is coming to an end. FINALLY we have a new generation who actually fights back.

Imagine putting $100 down on a Trump mobile phone. Never receiving it. Finding out that Donald Trump changed the contract to state that your hundred dollar deposit does not guarantee the phone will ever be produced or that you will ever get it. And still not believing you elected a con artist.

Prediction: Trump is going to become so unpopular that JD Vance will attempt to distance himself when he runs. Pretending that he was not a complicit coward the whole time.

So far two of the three shooters have cited the E-files and Donald Trump’s involvement in them as their reason. If you’re wondering why this keeps happening, it’s because you elected a PDF.

I will be taking this event just as serious as conservatives are. Which is…. not at all.

Conservative men claim they were sent by God to protect women. Yet when they're put in a REAL LIFE SITUATION, they leave their wives crawling under the table by themselves…unprotected. Classic. Someone check on Melania 😭

Was that Melania Trump just crawling on the floor as Secret Service completely ignored her?! The way Trump just left her behind 💀😭

This is what’s being projected onto the hotel Donald Trump will be staying at tonight.

Remember the school principal who stopped a gunman a couple weeks ago? Well he just got crowned as prom king!!!