buying a thing of 20 clementines is a great way to get 15 or so non-moldy clementines and 5 or so Surprises

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

I can never go to the bodega across from my laundromat again because I just went up to buy a Coke Zero and pulled my headphones down but they kept blasting my music long enough for the cashier to know I was walking around just crankin “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette.

“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair

Me at the What’s playing Laundromat: in my headphones:

Presented without comment.

Mulder and Scully, super good FBI agents, always sitting their interviewee in brightly lit cafe windows at night so everyone outside can see what's going on

waking up every morning like

Everybody asking why people are into Pawbert really is missing the appeal of a pathetic man. I’ve said my piece.

2026 already be like:

back in the day films were well written, were art, they were *about things*

skyrim: we added a food system! eating food restores one whole point of health 😃 everyone:

I was looking up a funny Vine I was trying to remember and YouTube started auto playing the entire movie Airplane! afterwards which is objectively insane, but also absolutely works because am I gonna watch it? 100%.

Lord of the Rings is a great Christmas watch because it’s about, among other things, having a fondness for a home you’ve long outgrown.

the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files

There is a sacred holiday tradition in our house and it involves me getting up early to start cooking and forgetting to eat until midday and getting hangry and weird. Anyway I made a Haarlep gingerbread man.

Does anyone else miss being excited to get a tube sock full of oranges and unshelled nuts for Christmas or was my family unhinged.

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

The greatest movie ever made is FREE on Youtube btw

Finally saw zootopia2 last night. Yes Pawbert is a cutie, but I'd still like to see the tiger dancers get more screen time

i bet the adjective "meteoric" has a different meaning if ur a dinosaur

My roommate: “you’re so philosophical tonight we are on completely different wavelengths.” Me, moments before: “What if I stopped working on my novel and started writing Zootopia fanfiction?”

i saw this in a dream

what did Game Freak mean by this

gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200

Me talking to my cat from the kitchen when I think I’m alone: “listen you’ve got to give in to your basest urge sometimes and just admit that Hanson is objectively good.”

As some of you are aware, part of Dragon Age day was to thank the DA Devs for all the hard work they put into the series we love so much. This is also the first DA Day where we have no DA team, as they were laid off earlier this year. So let's make an effort to support their new projects!🧵

Spotify does this to me every year and I truly believe I’m owed therapy for having this pointed out so often.

Anyway the last thing I’m probably gonna say about my weekend is that Gillian Anderson referred to me as “the cat in the front row” which was silly, funny, and for someone who was in the fur-lined closet for so long, mortifying.

I had the most bizarre anxiety dream last night that I can’t stop thinking about. Today is the last night of FanExpo and we’re only here for a couple of hours so it’s the perfect day to fursuit, but it’s also the day of the X Files panel. I have a VIP pass so I knew I’d be in the front row. 🧵

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Anyway I met almost the entire core cast of the X Files and managed to make the worst anxiety face I’ve ever seen, but they were all so sweet and it was such a great moment for me.

Waking up, getting ready, thinking about eating breakfast before the con but realizing I’m too excited to eat. I feel an excitement I haven’t felt since I was a kid, buzzing with anticipation. I’m about to meet the heroes of my childhood and I can’t believe it’s happening at our local con.

this would fix me

Baldur’s Gate 3 themed Thanksgiving Dinner in the books.

holy crap lois it's a freaking ascended sleeper!

i was 25 when skyrim came out and i will be 40 next year, how patient do we need to be babygirl

Guillermo del Toro tastefully covering up the creature vs. Robert Eggers letting Orlok hang dong

Came outside to fart

I refuse to explain what goes on in my head, but it was long past time I get an Alex Krycek tattoo.

The organiser friend doesn't LIKE being the organiser friend, we just know nothing will happen or things will be booked up or someone won't make it if we dont control things!!

New Rule: All ‘Alien’ and ‘Jurassic Park’ movies going forward must have the tagline “This time, we’re *certain* we have them contained”.

Who can I commission to make an unhinged art of Alex Krycek from the X Files? Because I need something ready for this surprise FanExpo reunion…