so today at the kids’ museum we were eating lunch in a crowded area. a woman put down her sandwich and walked away. a couple of small birds descended and started pecking at it. I tried to shoo them away. she came back and i was like “hey a bunch of birds were eating your sandwich”

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor. I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.

Finally! I can’t remember the last time i was excited for Auburn football.

This is the good shit #game7

So close to one of the best moments ever

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Incredible arm punt there from Russ.

College sports is just Oops All Jalens at this point.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Huge explosion in NW Austin just now and lots of sirens. Scared the shit out of us. Hope everyone is okay.

What was that explosion just now in Cedar Park? #cedarpark #tx

I'm enjoying this Charli xcx set from Coachella on YouTube more now that I've found out she's in her 30s.

#Haad Lets go! Elite 8!

Auburn basketball has won its first game in Lexington since 1988 ‼️ The Tigers throttle Kentucky 94-78.

the Zelensky suit thing is so dumb because if he were wearing a suit there would undoubtedly be smears about how he’s wearing an expensive suit while his soldiers die. Everything will become a right wing smear. There is no consistency and no avoiding it.

Off and running. 🤩

Why do all my Grandma’s recipes end with, “cigarette ash, to taste”?

Here are the most impactful 6th men in the country at EvanMiya.com: Tahaad Pettiford tops the list. His electricity off the bench for Auburn is undeniable. Thomas Haugh has also been huge for Florida.

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The Ithaca Saga was the perfect ending. I love this musical and can't wait to see it on stage some day. #Epic #IthacaSaga #JorgeRiveraHerrans

Hot Frosty is just Elf but not as funny #HotFrosty

Good architecture can make or break your SaaS solution but many companies can't afford the full time help. Part time architecture support for your company available @ Kunzel.io #FractionalArchitecture #SaaS

Divergent would be a better movie if it was about a guy at the local pool doing tricks of the high dive in a tuxedo.

Ok, thinking about this a different way. Why shouldn’t I block someone who came here, created a fake account, and posted a singular repetitive meme just to get a reaction? Should I keep them around in the hopes their next post is something of value?

If you told me 20 years ago that #Auburn was undefeated and #4 in the country with two Top 5 wins in November I would have believed you, but in BASKETBALL? No, Sir. That would be too much. Love this team already. #MauiInvitational

Down here in Texas can I ask for Gabagool at the HEB or do I have to say Capicollo like a jackass?

I made Butternut Squash Soup for dinner. How about you?

Why yes, this is CNN trying to minimize and sanewash a Nazi parade.

Why didn’t anyone tell me how good The Detroiters was?

An ex-NY Times columnist and Ivy League grad interviewed a billionaire about how he, the world’s richest man, and several other billionaires helped another billionaire/Ivy League grad/real estate mogul world defeat an HBCU grad to reclaim the most powerful office in the world. The headline:

Who made this? Ahahaha

If you want to annoy your tween, I recommend singing it as "G-O-O-D-2-G-O". Thank me later

This is MLS heritage

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

I'm over here loving the fact that The Onion now owns Alex Jones and Infowars. I can't think of a more appropriate ending. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I prefer having an AG who says he’ll be mounting an investigation without meaning it literally.

Imagine thinking LV is powerful enough to change the US election but not powerful enough to get Josh Wolff fired in a timely manner.

Disastrous foreign policy. At least we have someone as even keeled as Marco Rubio this time...😬

I love how everyone's first posts here are like "Hi everyone! 👋 I'm a pediatric oncologist who has won two Platinum Stethoscope awards!" That's cool and all but I won "Dad of the Year" in my house and have the coffee mug to prove it

I'm also pretty tried of having to hit multiple keys when I want to make B or $ or ü

"In practice, though, the primary thing Trump wants is an empty, unused Title IX Office. The (potential) dismantling of the Department of Education would remove the enforcement mechanisms that schools (again, very briefly) feared in the past." - @nbedera.bsky.social mailchi.mp/4bb8661af968...