Julien Kirch
@archiloque.bsky.social
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Coder & geek. He/him. Code, architecture & š± gifs
https://archiloque.net
After PATCH, the next HTTP verb should be CURSE
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Pro tip: if your job use a tool that measure vulnerabilities by scanning dependencies versions against a list of known bad versions, vendoring a dependency without updating it will reduce the number of reported vulnerabilities
6 days ago
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"Make Kersplat" š¦š
9 days ago
If you thought the GPL was bad, you should see what VSCode is up to. š¬
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You canāt write about modern logging libraries without mentioning Twin Peaksā log lady
11 days ago
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sara
13 days ago
microsoft developers using SteamOS running Windows-native games through compatibility layers AS A BENCHMARK for their new Windows K2 optimizations is one of the funniest fucking things to happen thus far in this current iteration of the OS war
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Alex Hanna
15 days ago
Just to reiterate something that
@ali-alkhatib.com
says continuously -- to reframe AI as a political project and not as a technology.
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CHRONO TERMINUS
19 days ago
Wow, a photo swiping update. Y'know, on mobile, whenever you swipe left, it's fine. But whenever you want to swipe back to the right, to, say, swipe back to the 1st picture, it swipes out the main menu. Meaning this update makes it harder to view photos on mobile.
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Ms. Washywishes
19 days ago
Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian websiteās cookie notification window.
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ā§ā¦Catherineā¦ā§
24 days ago
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html
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Iām surprised there is not more discourse about LLM token marketplaces, where people that steal tokens could resell them
26 days ago
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Thinking back about something heard at an ServiceNow AI event two weeks ago « Our clients are asked to improve their financial results and have no idea how to do it, so they embrace IA because itās their only hopeĀ Ā». I did not expect such a bleak thing to be told like this.
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We neee to invent a cat that makes the Teams calling jingle when they purr
about 1 month ago
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Michael
about 1 month ago
Forgot that I had a pay what you want ttrpg called BABY? so this email caught me off guard
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Avery Edison
2 months ago
societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. thatās why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire
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Christine Love
about 1 month ago
I do think it's fucked up and irresponsible that we're putting Microsoft Outlook in space though. What if we get a Contact (1997) situation where the aliens assume that as a culture we endorse and approve of the idea of email because it's what they saw us do first
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niki grayson
about 1 month ago
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
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Ingrid Burrington
about 1 month ago
I searched "data center coloring book" because I was trying to decide if I should make one and found this, from a power management company, and I don't think I can top this
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ā§ā¦Catherineā¦ā§
about 1 month ago
apparently the network card runs ubuntu
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Reminder: each time you complain about Bluesky, you increase the odds of SalesForce buying them
about 2 months ago
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absolute horses
about 2 months ago
the very rare these days jcoglan blog post: uses for nested promises
blog.jcoglan.com/2026/03/23/u...
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Uses for nested promises ā The If Works
https://blog.jcoglan.com/2026/03/23/uses-for-nested-promises/
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Iris Meredith
about 2 months ago
New city, new article! This one's about some of the tech industry's more interesting epistemic foibles:
deadsimpletech.com/blog/tech_em...
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Tech's empiricism problem | deadSimpleTech
The tech industry has extreme difficulty integrating information that doesn't have its source in an overtly rationalist process. In practice, this means that we tend to think that if you can't give a ...
https://deadsimpletech.com/blog/tech_empiricism_problem
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Imagining Debian maintainers having to argue with LLMs to have their upstream patchs accepted
2 months ago
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Tom Cox
2 months ago
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago. Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
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A cool tech conference swag would be Winrar licences, just saying
2 months ago
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When the villageās elders decide itās time to start looking for the chosen one, except the chosen oneās role is not to repeal an evil god but to be the villageās Jira administrator
2 months ago
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It would be the perfect moment for IPv7
2 months ago
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Pythagoras invented triangles as an abstraction while writing his own 3D game engine
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Mary Gillis
2 months ago
There's a Samsung phone ad where people take a photo of themselves at a night party, then add their dog and make the night into day. Why even take that photo? What is the point of recording your fake life?
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The main reason Lisp had all this parenthesis is because at the time computers couldnāt support footnotes
2 months ago
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New links: CSS CPU, software is political, calendar bug, Wasm restrospective, fullsource NixOS bootstrap, phantom obligation, time tracking, Git in Postgres, optimal Caverna gameplay, window positioning protocol for Wayland
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Links - 1st March 2026
CSS CPU, software is political, calendar bug, Wasm restrospective, fullsource NixOS bootstrap, phantom obligation, time tracking, Git in Postgres, optimal Caverna gameplay, window positioning protocol...
https://archiloque.net/weekly/26-03-01/
2 months ago
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Iwasawa š (one hikari of too many)
2 months ago
window positioning coming to Wayland, you love to see it this is a blocker for WINE being really usable on Wayland without using XWayland (and it's a hard blocker for loss32 because the taskbar needs to be at the bottom of the screen!)
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I wonder if the LLM prompts used by Pete Hegseth to decide to start the war today will ever be published
2 months ago
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www.terrygodier.com/phantom-obli...
"But nobody ever felt guilty about unplayed albums." I'm old enough to remember the mp3 era, and I think the guilt about unplayed albums was a real thing at the time. Also series, so many downloaded but unwatched series. (The article is very good)
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Phantom Obligation
Why RSS readers look like email clients, and what that's doing to us.
https://www.terrygodier.com/phantom-obligation
3 months ago
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Thinking of all the time spent to give various tools the ability to snapshot webpages, then thanks to LLMs more and more of these snapshots are an anime girl trying to be sure you're not a bot
3 months ago
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Drex
3 months ago
FOSS Nerds: We are announcing today an exciting project, the Hurtsume Nexus, an AGPL fork of the closed source Torment Nexus
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Thinking back about how Factorio fried some software people brain because they want teams to work like the game. They should try one of the mods where every building has a % of random products and the game is about dealing with these, because managing a team is much more like this.
3 months ago
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The next release of Roblox Entreprise Platform will include VPN support, orgs with legacy apps that require VPN will finally be able to deploy on Roblox
3 months ago
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Jennifer š
3 months ago
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Jax Romana, poisoned by the Mandate of Heavenš¹š
3 months ago
...wh-what what the fuck do you mean what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE
www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...
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Someone should make a SourceForge logo mixed with the GitHub one, for the very old people like me that have a déjà -vu feeling
3 months ago
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Swizec Teller
3 months ago
Leadership: "AI is so good it writes almost all our code" Status dashboard:
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Andy Wingo
3 months ago
today i learned that if you don't end a C file with a newline, the compiler is free to steal your apes
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Kelsey Hightower
3 months ago
"This turns the maintainer into an unwitting vibe coder" šÆ
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tef
3 months ago
rip heroku o7
www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...
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An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...
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Since Microsoft Publisher always want to open my ssh public key files, I wonder if you could create a key that is also a valid Publisher file
3 months ago
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Chris Heilmann
3 months ago
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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In all EU, mandatory fire drills include the emergency escape of virtual meeting rooms. All corporate tooling like MS Teams or Zoom provide the required features for administrators so they can schedule the drills and audit who didnāt left the meetings on time.
3 months ago
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There are custom screens models for medical practitioners, the only difference is their very large borders so people can put all the sticky notes filled with passwords they need to make things work
3 months ago
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Tangled
3 months ago
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