Julien Kirch
@archiloque.bsky.social
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Coder & geek. He/him. Code, architecture & 🐱 gifs
https://archiloque.net
New links: CSS CPU, software is political, calendar bug, Wasm restrospective, fullsource NixOS bootstrap, phantom obligation, time tracking, Git in Postgres, optimal Caverna gameplay, window positioning protocol for Wayland
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Links - 1st March 2026
CSS CPU, software is political, calendar bug, Wasm restrospective, fullsource NixOS bootstrap, phantom obligation, time tracking, Git in Postgres, optimal Caverna gameplay, window positioning protocol...
https://archiloque.net/weekly/26-03-01/
about 20 hours ago
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hikari (etc) 🌟
3 days ago
window positioning coming to Wayland, you love to see it this is a blocker for WINE being really usable on Wayland without using XWayland (and it's a hard blocker for loss32 because the taskbar needs to be at the bottom of the screen!)
gitlab.freedesktop.org/wayland/wayl...
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I wonder if the LLM prompts used by Pete Hegseth to decide to start the war today will ever be published
3 days ago
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www.terrygodier.com/phantom-obli...
"But nobody ever felt guilty about unplayed albums." I'm old enough to remember the mp3 era, and I think the guilt about unplayed albums was a real thing at the time. Also series, so many downloaded but unwatched series. (The article is very good)
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Phantom Obligation
Why RSS readers look like email clients, and what that's doing to us.
https://www.terrygodier.com/phantom-obligation
6 days ago
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Thinking of all the time spent to give various tools the ability to snapshot webpages, then thanks to LLMs more and more of these snapshots are an anime girl trying to be sure you're not a bot
6 days ago
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Drex
6 days ago
FOSS Nerds: We are announcing today an exciting project, the Hurtsume Nexus, an AGPL fork of the closed source Torment Nexus
add a skeleton here at some point
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Thinking back about how Factorio fried some software people brain because they want teams to work like the game. They should try one of the mods where every building has a % of random products and the game is about dealing with these, because managing a team is much more like this.
7 days ago
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The next release of Roblox Entreprise Platform will include VPN support, orgs with legacy apps that require VPN will finally be able to deploy on Roblox
12 days ago
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Jennifer 🍄
21 days ago
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Jax Romana, eepy 💤🏳️🌈🌹
21 days ago
...wh-what what the fuck do you mean what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE
www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...
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Someone should make a SourceForge logo mixed with the GitHub one, for the very old people like me that have a déjà-vu feeling
19 days ago
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Swizec Teller
21 days ago
Leadership: "AI is so good it writes almost all our code" Status dashboard:
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Andy Wingo
22 days ago
today i learned that if you don't end a C file with a newline, the compiler is free to steal your apes
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Kelsey Hightower
23 days ago
"This turns the maintainer into an unwitting vibe coder" 🎯
add a skeleton here at some point
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tef
24 days ago
rip heroku o7
www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...
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An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...
https://www.heroku.com/blog/an-update-on-heroku/
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Since Microsoft Publisher always want to open my ssh public key files, I wonder if you could create a key that is also a valid Publisher file
25 days ago
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Chris Heilmann
27 days ago
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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In all EU, mandatory fire drills include the emergency escape of virtual meeting rooms. All corporate tooling like MS Teams or Zoom provide the required features for administrators so they can schedule the drills and audit who didn’t left the meetings on time.
26 days ago
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There are custom screens models for medical practitioners, the only difference is their very large borders so people can put all the sticky notes filled with passwords they need to make things work
27 days ago
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Tangled
about 1 month ago
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The scx_horoscope scheduler for Linux uses astrology to optimize scheduling decisions
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/thi...
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This incredibly weird 'astrological CPU scheduler' uses the signs of the zodiac and 'accurate geocentric planetary positions' to decide processor tasking
Why? For funsies, of course.
https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/this-scientifically-dubious-linux-cpu-scheduler-makes-decisions-based-on-real-time-planetary-positions-zodiac-signs-and-astrological-principles/
about 1 month ago
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David Bushell ☕
about 1 month ago
blogged: Mozilla Slopaganda
dbushell.com/2026/01/28/m...
— I read it so you don’t have to.
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Mozilla Slopaganda
The one where I question reality
https://dbushell.com/2026/01/28/mozilla-slopaganda/
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Anonymous 360 degrees feedbacks are excellent opportunities to introduce your coworkers to the Italian brainrot thing
about 1 month ago
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Does anyone know when the Roblox B2B business thing will be out of beta?
about 1 month ago
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✧✦Catherine✦✧
about 1 month ago
"... Intel Corporation, a partially state-owned enterprise with extensive links to the United States Republican Party and its armed wing, Department of War..."
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« We store things in a git repo » can have bad side effects but using git as a sync protocol can provide interesting features, like here to fetch emails for high-volume mailing lists. I wonder if alternate backends could solve some of the downsides.
lwn.net/Articles/105...
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Ryabitsev: Tracking kernel development with korgalore
Konstantin Ryabitsev has put up a blog post about korgalore, a tool he has written to circumven [...]
https://lwn.net/Articles/1055219/
about 1 month ago
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I remember when internet users where mostly butterflies and we used LAMP to lure them to our sites
about 1 month ago
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tef
about 1 month ago
"we use salesforce's chat application to manage our community" a real thing people say
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New links: package manager using git, handmade Graphviz, Pico GPU, PDS, control structures in programming languages, ASCII rendering
archiloque.net/weekly/26-01...
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Links - 18th January 2026
Package manager using git, handmade Graphviz, Pico GPU, PDS, control structures in programming languages, ASCII rendering
https://archiloque.net/weekly/26-01-18/
about 1 month ago
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Sharknado but it’s made of security audits
about 2 months ago
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Timezones are the DNS of time
about 2 months ago
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Very funny in restrospect that agile was initially a tax avoidance scheme, then some people missed this part and tried to apply it for real
about 2 months ago
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konnaire
about 2 months ago
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Soren Iverson
about 2 months ago
Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history
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Computer keybords are a kind of ouija board
about 2 months ago
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roland
about 2 months ago
“What do you want on your tombstone” I dunno, the key or key range being deleted? A logical timestamp I guess?
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Lots of a cursed knowledge in this article, I can’t unread it so at least I can try to infect you with it
lwn.net/SubscriberLi...
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The difficulty of safe path traversal
Aleksa Sarai, as the maintainer of the runc container runtime, faces a constant battle against [...]
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1050887/5df8eaf94194e62e/
about 2 months ago
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Just discovered that the mermaid diagram tool is pivoting to AI, thanks for all the fish I suppose
about 2 months ago
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Younger people never experienced the dread of corporate account desynchronization issues, where you randomly can’t log into various services for several days.
about 2 months ago
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tef
about 2 months ago
see also: engineers writing buggy code because they simply do not think about error cases or how things could break and it's all i see when i see "here's exactly one positive outcome! therefore all outcomes will be positive! please ignore every counter example! do not talk about social problems!"
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"fart"
about 2 months ago
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
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Seeing how many AI features in so many exiting apps Microsoft is pushing into Windows, I wonder if they are able to properly secure them or if they will provide opportunities for fun.
2 months ago
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I realized that IBM buying Confluent means they could make their Kafka enterprise version a part of their IBM MQ branding
2 months ago
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I wonder how many package managers that only exists to manage other package managers currently exists. It probaly heavily depends on how you define them.
2 months ago
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« Alexa, initiate the ritual »
2 months ago
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Catherine
2 months ago
as promised, here is a repository that lets you quickly turn any random VPS into a Forgejo Actions runner in under 30 minutes, for use with Codeberg or your private forge!
codeberg.org/whitequark/n...
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nixos-forgejo-actions-runner
NixOS configuration for turnkey deployment of Forgejo Actions runners
https://codeberg.org/whitequark/nixos-forgejo-actions-runner
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Else
3 months ago
being mean to computers is easy, free, and legal. try it today!
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Kimmy W
3 months ago
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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