laugh at a niggas jokes 1 time now he swear y'all got an unbreakable bond 🙄

I need a vacation buddy

Walking around this resort using my best elementary level Spanish, Señora Burkhalter would be proud

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I love Dave's Killer Bread toasted with some butter. I love warm sourdough with butter. I love molasses bread with some butter. I love all manor of cornbread with some butter. I love a flaky croissant. I love those little cheese rolls at Fogo de Chão My belly never leaving.

Left my other phone with the bird app at home so y'all will be getting my vacation posts

Please don’t subject me to a vibe you can’t maintain. I will crash out.

I be tired but I perk up when that money hit my account

just made my last car payment

😒

Have you considered that maybe I have the attitude, and YOU have the problem????

3 for sure

Don't quit your day job

My ex engaged but I'm still all over his IG 🥴

That Golden Retriever is outta here!

Them Wakandans know they can make a suit

You’re gonna do whatever for the person you truly like. It’s not a foreign concept.

🙋🏽‍♀️, i love using my lil SAT words in regular degular conversations

They want segregation and hiring discrimination back, they want women barefoot pregnant in the kitchen with no way to divorce their husbands or get an abortion, and they're not afraid to say it anymore because they have completely destroyed the media that used to treat those desires as abhorrent.

Fuck being pretty all the time! Let’s see ya’ll when you’re looking ROUGH!

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!” I really felt that.

Weaponized incompetence would backfire on me because incompetence disgusts me to my core. If I find you incompetent, whether purposefully or not, I’m not picking up the slack. I’m leaving. If I can’t trust your decision making I don’t want you. I want a partner not a dependent.

So glad I got Country Grammer and Nellyville on CD so I can still have my nostalgia without putting money in his meth head pockets.

Mama: Pisces Daddy: Scorpio Me: Taurus

The nigga downloaded WhatsApp to continue harassing me AFTER he was blocked and had been served with a protective order 😒

atlpics dot net

That the person doesn’t want me for me. I want to always be my most authentic self at all times and want someone to love that part of me.

overslept and ended up leaving my cup rushing out the house

The inside jokes and shared routines

it's called "Leave me tf alone "

Why would LEOs need to infiltrate something they're already apart of?

I GOT A ASS SO BIG LIKE THE SUN

i got an appt at 4pm but I'm 3rd in the drive thru rn 😬

Love, honesty, power

You def getting stretched out wearing this

AHT AHT, WE ARE FULL!

I'm big, but ion be realizing how small I am cause I wear my clothes oversized a lot of the time.

Self care 🥰

And on that note, imma slowly ease up 😔

Bambi

The ones I like don’t like me back enough.

reworked the leftover mashed potatoes i had into a quick potato soup 😋

imma use the rest of this prime rib to make sammiches 😋