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I love literature

I think Eminem and New Heidecker have the same eyebrow guy

My Winnipeg Grey Cup halftime show was Love Inc. and a drunk teen who brought a Rubley 3:16 sign. Clearly the superior Winnipeg halftime show experience. FWIW, I think if they got Susan Aglukark to sing "O Siem" at this year's halftime show the stadium would go BERSERK. (in a good way)

As is the case with any Blood & Guts match, my mind wanders to the time Jericho came out repping Stony Mountain.

I've been in a bummer place for the past few days and Acting Good's really cheered me up. And Lou Diamond Phillips watching himself being referenced on Acting Good? Instant great mood.

The return of Roundball Rock invites the possibility of a "Heart of a Champion" revival* *in my home** **while I once again struggle with whether I'm more Sweat or Suit www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL6k...

You could be watching Xena right now.

Dejaview feels like one of those channels, like Fashion Television or Book Television, that its parent company forgot was still running and hadn't bothered to look into it.

#comics #comicstrips #cartooning #eightonezerofive #dreams #consciousness

Another Sunday morning getting far too angry at Urkel for how he treats Myra.

Solidarity, brothers and sisters

Udon Nou, who has noodles for brains, is a mascot from Kagawa Prefecture. He was handing out certificates to winners at this year’s Yuruverse mascot popularity contest (having won in 2023).

People can't see it, but you're doing an awesome job of having a skeleton. I bet Skeleton You looks badass!

An improvement on "Supermodel" if you ask me. And not just because there are dunks. Although that helps.

They finally took my suggestion to let the mascots fuck!

Conan's spot on the NBC sales tape is something I go back to all the time

In a world of hallucinating and inaccurate A.I., it's imperative we seek MANSWERS first.

When Big Turks eventually disappear, I'm going to walk into the sea and accept death like those old geezers in The Boy.

Nothing in this AEW ladder match is more dangerous than the lack of protection from EMF

debating fascists lends credibility to them and they win by default just by your participation. It also just happens to be fun to watch them clambering for a debate they rehearsed and having you reject them and treat them like a weirdo This guy didn't realize how important he would become

2AM going back for more Aspiration investments

New item up at @fightisland.bsky.social about the things UFC has quietly tried to shove into the dustbin of history, but I rooted and rustled around in that dumpster and present them now to you open.substack.com/pub/fightisl...

Bring back the use of "drop dead"

Trying to get bereavement leave at work for an upcoming coffin match.

FoxTrax had it figured out. If I could, I'd take this over actual sporting events right down to the "did they hire an Elvis Costello impersonator for a 1 second bit?" portion.

Of course I know what women want. I read Stuff magazine.

This Luther Lad is going to lose his shit this month when this lil' guy appears onscreen before Toni Storm's entrance at All Out. Godspeed @rjcity.bsky.social

when Xuxa says "DROP A CHICKEN", you better be DROPPING THAT MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN

RedZone has commercials now?

I humbly ask hyperpop to either get a bit fatter or a lot poorer.

Even seasoned Torso subscribers of yore would find a Tush Push sponsored by Dude Wipes to be a little on the nose.

The Labour Day Classic is a tough day for the Jasons of Hamilton.

I'm watching TV with my friends at The Staircase tonight. You should come hang out.

Spending a troubling part of my morning trying to sort out if the puppet Madam did blackface or if it's a separate questionable character.

Disappointed they couldn’t find a way to toss a Bonhomme in there to Eve. but the Freddie & Eddie anglo-ness of it all. I do appreciate the “fuck it, good enough” style of design, though.

I love Bozilla too but I'm concerned this is the first time that wrestling fans have seen a woman over 5'10''. Now they're gonna start chanting and cheering outside the entrance of Long Tall Sally

The pressure is mounting on Toni Storm to learn the full Log Drivers Waltz before All Out

The most important piece of investigative journalism I've ever done. It's about hats open.substack.com/pub/fightisl...

On an unrelated note, I’m going to a local amateur deathmatch wrestling show that is promising explosions. See you in the future Wiki footnotes

@poolsidemuse.bsky.social sending this MTV buzz bin promo for My So Called Life your way youtu.be/t9xy6iiPHqI?...

Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080° Snowboarding

If you call the guy who threw the sandwich at a cop as "the subway sandwich guy" I'm going to think you are referring to a different guy

The Station Nightclub fire occurred on February 20th 2003 Three days later at No Way Out 2003, someone brings a sign that says GREAT WHITE FEAR PYROS

I've simultaneously been in a very bad mood but also a weird Mike Flowers Pops relistening blitz. It may sound like the two are related but I'm 98% sure they're not! Note: I think the beard is a sensible addition to his updated look.

You could be watching any UK lifestyle show and there’ll be a 40% chance of amateur Laurel & Hardy impersonators showing up for no reason. It’s frustrating but also exciting.

Nothing's original. I realized this today when thinking about how I always thought Mr Bean did the turkey on the head gag first but then I saw an episode of Madame's Place that shattered my world.

If you're in a weird mood, this New WKRP mashup with "Numb" can unravel you emotionally. Well, until Herb busts out the selfie.

I'll forbid YOUR door