Greatest intro of all time for me

There best had be people dressed as snowballs

'there never used to be any bombs' 'the council would throw you out if you left shit on the street the way *these* do now' 'blair put everyone on the sick to get unemployment down' 'spain's socialist government has made 500k illegals legal' 'spains socialist government hates their indigenous popn'

Forgive me for being cynical, but I wholeheartedly believe they’re doing this so he can retain certain financial privileges which he would likely lose if he were fired, because they’re worried what he’ll say and do if they no longer have any financial leash around his neck.

Ok, let’s do this🙄 We’ll start with an explainer covering: 🕒What is a 15-minute city 🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford 👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article 🧵 1/25

Does that old Shot/chaser work here? I'm old and can't remember the rules

Yeah, all of this

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!

So nice of The Times to make sure we finally get the other side of the story.

Dangerous, grotesque and unnecessary. Get them out of our cities and towns. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Quite something to hear that useless fuckwit banging on about 'managed decline' in front of all these goldfish brained clowns

It's been doing this for 24 hours now. And, of course, there's no way to contact the club until the box office opens 3 hours before KO.

Ah great

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

Tow it and crush it imho

Yeah it's just men that look like that that are the problem. *Adjusts nerdy specs*

This intro to David Frost's Telegraph column sums up so much that is wrong with British politics.

Everyone who works for Liverpool City Council drives everywhere, all the time.

Of course it's all his fault!

Commence operation 'nearly get run over by a private hire and then get stuck in traffic on actual public transport because town is gridlocked with private hires'

Our country is a proper shite hole isn't it? Thanks Capitalism!

Saul straight off for a 'spoons brekkie and a big day with the lads

Shay Given thought it was a pen, I'm convinced!

Nonce cunt

Beryl finding the news item on Russian weapons absolutely fascinating

"My most daring idea is to refuse." YES.

Genuinely hope wolves go down. Liverpool was already fucked with too many private hires and since they started giving licences out on the back of a cereal packet it's a fucking nightmare.

Another one of them, then.

The usual headbangers kicking off about sky's 'sports-mas' promo then?

Ha ha good time to put the cricket on

Yet again Saturday evening and I'm stuck in the taxi strangulation of Liverpool city centre

Can't wait to see KDH celebrating in front of all those .... on motd

Love the 'feed the Scousers' and 'sign on' within 2 mins of KO followed by mass titty lips when a tiny group of the north lower give it 'scab' after 60 minutes of abuse. Never change you Brexit voting reform supporting throwbacks.

We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.

Infantino and Trump, what could possibly go wrong!

Pint of Radioactive Worms please 👍

You can tell this is a very bad idea without knowing anything more about it just by using the basic heuristic that Reform councillors are supporting Labour councilors’ proposal to do it. This one simple trick will work for 99% of political decisions you don’t know any background on

I mean come on youtu.be/D4iEPU3uVDg?...

I've had my share of weirdos giving me shit for daring to ride a bike on the streets of Liverpool but that crank in his off duty Uber/ma's motability Hyundai/Kia shit box on Barkhill just now takes the absolute crown.

This is incredible

Leeches

Worth remembering that freezing fuel duty, which could well happen again, costs about 30x more than the cycle to work scheme per year.

Look behind you? “Taxpayers shouldn’t be footing the bill for luxury leisure.” Says govt source. Will that apply to the £4bn a year in fuel duty freeze costs, which go to drivers on the highest incomes the most?

Last time I watch BBC evening news it had 3 crime stories in a row featuring asylum seekers, as if no one born here had broken the law that day. This stuff has a massive impact

We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.