NEW: Your Party will not be standing candidates in the upcoming Holyrood elections, the party's leading Scottish representative has said ⬇️ 🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

You think I am doing jokes?! This is in Idaho.

this mf is on a mission to bankrupt Brazil's public healthcare system by any means necessary

An update from the Interim Scottish Executive Committee (SEC) of Your Party.

"why do these people have such a problem with us" I wonder, as I drop a bunker buster on the last remaining puppy orphanage before screaming back to my stolen home for a peaceful night of sexually assaulting political prisoners and stealing their skin

Labour loyalists making this kind of comment the day after the mandelson files came out is tremendous stuff

@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social just called Bluesky the Your Party of social media, and as a bluesky user and member of YP Scotland's interim executive committee I'd like to respond on behalf of both as follows: Yeah, pretty much, but just one more bloody internecine conflict and then they'll get good!

Bought out by a bizarre network of shell companies all owned by one guy so that they can gut it into more yank slop (same cunts dod the same with Globe mere weeks ago) I never much cared for either, genuinely shocked at how viscerally angry this has made me. Edward David Fox is a fucking villain

if this was true it'd be such a weird hill to die on

Under international law, Iran has the right to defend itself from unprovoked and illegal attacks. This is US imperialist aggression, plain and simple.

More info about the US Cuba attackers

Good lord, tremendous work from @niallchristie1.bsky.social and great engagement from @yourparty.scot in general ✊

The libs seem to think Elon Musk invented the idea of calling people paedos, rather than it being a hallowed British tradition rivalled only by calling them nonces instead

Those vile bastards

"Not evil in some movie sense. Silent partners in a real world sense." well damn

The Left will be mean to you on social media but the Right will crack your skull and deport your kids, so I guess we're the bad guys. 🤷 In all seriousness I've seen people struggle to fit into left-wing spaces bc they come in expecting thunderous applause but receive homework instead...

this is one of the most important things the UK government has considered doing in years and is about 20 years too late but that's better than never www.theguardian.com/business/202...

God it would be funny if we nationalised it

Just wait til they find out what all the animals are up to

Lol jesus Christ it's just L after L for these losers Victory to Palestine Action!

Can't believe Zohran did it!

Rude of him to wait until after the YP Scotland conference to resign imo, really woulda added to the festival atmosphere

Hwfg 😬

Oh shit they're giving him the jerbly crubbins treatment, it's so over

There are many legitimate criticisms of the USSR but I don't think anyone can accuse them of being too pro-Czar

STARMER OUT STREETING IN THEN PROMPTLY ALSO OUT

My statement on the Gorton & Denton by-election:

To be clear to all landlords in the UK: you shouldn't exist. Buy to let mortgages should never have been allowed. You should never have been encouraged to exploit others to fund your retirement. Even Adam Smith didn't like landlords.

The only way he's getting into Bute House is if he books a tour at Georgian House and claws through the adjoining wall

Oh furthermore listen to @bloodwork.show.

uh oh

PARCELFORCE YOU RAT BASTARDS YOU OWE ME 2 FULL DAYS OF MY LIFE I HAD DRY TOAST FOR LUNCH BECAUSE I WAS FEART TO LEAVE THE FLAT FOR GROCERIES AND MISS YOU UNABLE TO LOCATE PREMISES? I LIVE IN ONE OF TWO TOWER BLOCKS IN THE AREA! YOU CAN SEE IT FROM EDINBURGH CASTLE, YOU CAN SEE IT FROM FUCKING FIFE

I see we're doing "guns don't kill people" for the child porn machine

This isn't *tyranny* though, it's just sparkling totalitarianism

Venezuela’s Constitution (adopted 1999) is one of the longest and most comprehensive in the world. It guarantees the right to free and quality healthcare and education, a clean environment, Indigenous rights and even the right to rebel against violations. www.constituteproject.org/constitution...

I have vast respect for the wisdom of the chancellor but idk here - she was already waist-deep in bullshit over "why though" before making the quoted comment about modding big tits onto animals being akin to modding big tits onto humans (a defensible take anyway imo)

Maduro for PM, Hamas as junior coalition partner

The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK

First they came for the people who put big honkers on a cartoon dog in a game for children And I did not speak out

Its ok folks, I checked my Hitler particle detector and this seems fine

"punching down" at the hegemonic polity of the monstrous world-empire lol

He already got impeached twice with zero consequences, why bother with a third toothless congressional edict?

Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserves — and that’s no coincidence. This is naked U.S. imperialism: an illegal assault on Caracas aimed at overthrowing a sovereign government and plundering its resources. Starmer’s Labour government must condemn this unequivocally.

This is grim reading overall but it's still worth noting that even in the most extreme subsets of this extreme climate, being (openly) upset about your kid being trans is a minority position and being upset about your kid being gay is like, approaching a fringe one

Holy shit Max Stirner Epstein connection? [alt text: in a lavish but unbrearably tacky room, a blackboard displays a drawing of a naked person separated by a string of mathsy shit from a drawing of an older man, presumably Epstein but in the style of the Max Stirner portrait]