If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

A free country of 350 million people, awash in guns and paranoia. Surprised it hasn't happened *more* often.

Good one from Bill Watterson.

This is 100% true.

Telling a senior colleague their comment about your paper based upon their own tangential work isn't f*cking relevant.

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Maybe he thought it was a doctor.

Only a fallen society needs this sign

It's almost as if everything Trump says about the negotiations bullshit and everyone who believes him is a cultist or a moron.

Here is a picture of me doing teaching things.

For those who might be confused, Trump isn't Jesus, no matter what he says or posts.

Midterm has been moved to Waffle House. Please teleport here and join me.

If you have ICE PreCheck they come to your home to beat you up before you’ve left for the airport.

Remember all the times I said never to celebrate the death of another human being, because it just makes you look like a terrible, shitty person? Don't be this guy.

I get the feeling that the Wordle is sending me a message today.

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

I swear to Christ I think I would vote for a candidate who just used capitalization correctly

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

Quintalist #540 1/5 Winter Olympics 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 31 quintalist.com #quintalist

Epstein's friend outlines plan to steal election.

This is who runs this account.

I don't let algorithms choose my music.

TODAY IS THE DAY! GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM WE GOT THIS!!!!!!

As debate about the cost and purpose of higher education intensifies, the humanities are often the first target. Yet evidence shows that far from being outdated or indulgent, humanities degrees cultivate critical skills, resilience and, yes, viable career paths: https://ow.ly/2sER50XAzQx #HigherEd

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

You know, apropos of nothing in particular, and although I haven't researched it yet, I strongly suspect that a president starting a foreign war to distract from his extensive ties with child sex traffickers is probably a high crime or misdemeanor under the Constitution's impeachment clauses.

Quintalist #472 1/5 November 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 5 quintalist.com #quintalist

As deepfakes blur truth and political divides widen, the arts and humanities offer essential skills such as reflection and resilience. And, of course, they provide respite and balance. Patty Raun explains: https://ow.ly/AsL250XwYTK #HigherEd #AcademicSky #EduSky

Met with student 1 who let AI write their paper. Student: That’s how I write all my stuff for school. Me:

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why would someone spend millions on building a factory in the US under the presumption that US-made products will be protected if the protection comes and goes on a whim?

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Quintalist #455 1/5 Stephen King 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 22 quintalist.com #quintalist

Quintalist #453 1/5 Elevens*** 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 20 quintalist.com #quintalist

Breaking: Texas A&M Board of Regents bars faculty from teaching anything other than eugenics and football. #Satire

Quintalist #451 1/5 Apples 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 18 quintalist.com #quintalist

Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.

Wordle 1,600 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The people on SNAP need to stop being lazy and apply for jobs that AI is being subsidized by the government to eventually take. #Satire

Quintalist #444 1/5 Volcanoes 1️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 11 quintalist.com #quintalist

Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.

They aren't really targeting professors in Texas, are they? Me:

Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1

Caring teachers are the real influencers.

He speaks the truth

Elementary school teachers when they hear 6-7

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Quintalist #417 2/5 China*** 1️⃣1️⃣⬜⬜⬜ 2️⃣2️⃣⬜⬜⬜ 3️⃣3️⃣⬜⬜⬜ 4️⃣4️⃣⬜⬜⬜ ⬜5️⃣⬜⬜⬜ Streak: 28 quintalist.com #quintalist