*pokes writing document* and why have you not grown since the last time I looked at you, huh? HUH?

I will calmly shrug off most delays at the cashier's but if you wait until you're done packing up your groceries before you pay you belong in the special hell

I just want everyone to know that when you spot factual errors or other mistakes in my work, that is NEVER the result of a genAI hallucination. I made those errors myself, all on my own, through genuine, hard-working human incompetence

ジャン誕がくーるー

Trans people deserve to live long, fun, silly little lives and everyone who prevents that deserves to rot, tyfyt

look at this cutie having a snack

I also love making friends laugh like yes I'm getting a good grade in friendship, they had a giggle.

ok baseball season is over I can go back to my life how's everyone

it occurs to me that office au reijean got together only a few weeks before jean's birthday... I wonder if reiner knew 🤔

The strongest knights went first. Large hands on the hilt, feet firmly planted on the stone, muscles bulging... The sword would not budge. One by one they failed, knights and nobles. They laughed when a maid walked up and patted the stone fondly. "Sweetie, can you please let go for me?" It did.

This remains evergreen.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

mornings before the crew wakes up #zosan

someone please make me go outside for my mental health

no i am aware that im the worlds greatest author so it would be a huge determent to the world if i did not share my art. youre welcome world. what is just as cool is that YOU are also the worlds greatest author, or artist, or chef, or painter, or dancer. whatever you want to be. so share

"Help me," the duke said. "My physicians can't say what ails me, but I've lost all pleasure in what I used to enjoy." The witch examined him, and paused over his hand. "Nice ring. It is new?" "A recent gift from the king. Why? Is it cursed?" It was made to dampen cruelty. "No," said the witch.

#zosan #ゾロサン

lol this is such a dumb joke

honestly the main fun in watching toin games is the coach looking like an evil mastermind at different stages of his plan

it's koshien time bitches

beautiful things happening in opla s2 #onepiece #opla

spent 20+ years arguing to my stepmother that language evolves and that's okay and while you can stick to your old usage you can't impose it on others, and now I'm just watching myself turn into her 😭

I never get tired of this wonderful cartoon by @mattielubchansky.com

reminder that leaving comments can keep a writer going ♥️

Cartoon by Shannon Wheeler

#wordGameWednesday : SOFT #draekaki

#wipWednesday #draekaki #RJHanahaki

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.

cat

fantasy_final_ACTUALLYFINAL_v2.doc

reijean titanic scene, you’ll always be famous

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

that head bump :')

"It's none of my business," the woman said, "but..." The witch did not roll her eyes. "...I heard you gave the baker's gal fangs, and claws." "She asked." "You've made her a monster!" "Adding doesn't make you a monster. Removing does." "Removing what?" "Someone's right to be who they are."

game misconduct - UPDATE! ▪️chapter 4 ▪️#reijean hockey au 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687151...

only 4 more days to get staring cat plushie funded, and we’re so close to our goal let’s do this! www.makeship.com/products/sta...

if I have to hear about "establishing a success dynamic" one more time I may have to commit a murder

#draekaki #RJHanahaki fic to make myself feel something else than rage (post-Rumbling, everyone knows Reiner has hanahaki but not who for, and Jean's assigned himself the role of roommate-caretaker)

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Regularly I am amazed at the accuracy of the advice "If you feel like you hate everyone, eat. If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. If you feel like you hate yourself, shower. If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside."

If I was making opla I'd have a single scene of the characters shaving and we'd get a half-sec shot of Sanji with a razor swipe to the eyebrow and then never bring it up ever again

remarkably appropriate meme

The sequel I couldnt post to tumblr

Fun in the sun #zosan

reposting this thread because i forgot it existed :3 #draekaki #ReiJean