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2h meeting to discuss how to stop hemorrhaging money on a specific customer question: do you have any further ideas? Sales Guy: what we need to do is become profitable THANKS BRO

     (• _ •) "hey, nice writing/art." 　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ    ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 writer/artist who was 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•◡•) having a bad time

i have had the Worst AoT mental image and you should all be grateful to @neekbreek.bsky.social for tanking that hit

joke's on you i can do both

scheduled two hours for it, finished in 17 minutes. surely it's all gonna be fine

I've had two months to complete my yearly self-eval, it expires tonight and I just wanna go HOME

me luring ghostie back into writing office au with old man yaoi

wow two air fryers

any writer can write 100,000 words, but only a TRUE WRITER can DELETE 100,000 words

Gothfam stuff! 👻⚔️🦅

showing MHA to someone is allowing me to rant about how fucked up that world is and it's great because now I don't have to put it all into fic :D

When I see you “playing around with” ChatGPT “for fun” this is what I see you contributing to btw. It’s not cute, it’s not fun, it’s damaging. Just because you don’t personally see it doesn’t mean there’s no cost.

i'm against the death penalty and i believe that due process is owed even to the people i despise. that being said, it's 2026 and just in case i ever stumble upon a notebook labelled "Death Note" i have a comprehensive test plan written and ready to go. just to see if it works, you know.

"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview. "To what end?" the reporter asked. "Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on." "So how do you get it, if not through blood?" "These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."

Shoji Yamasaki // LITTERED MVMNTS

if you don't enjoy writing something, people aren't going to enjoy reading it, so stop writing those work emails and get back to writing that sopranos omegaverse fanfiction

Jaeger means Hunter and I think that's enough basis for an AoT x HR crossover

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

for context i just gave myself a 25 minutes rant about the recurring "but we were on a break" joke on Friends (1994-2004)

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?" "I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands." After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?" "This, too, it's magic."

me & my brain

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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

HANG UP YOUR MAUL, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

random jean for zero reason

Open your heart this Valentine’s Day to friends, family, and miscellaneous critters. We have 4 different packs of uniquely creepy and loving Valentine’s Day cards here: buff.ly/N7tFMQs

Me writing fic for the other 3 people obsessed with the same ship as me

Be proud of your fic. It's really fucking cool that you wrote that.

good news I've figured out a way to turn this into a RJ relationship crisis

me: am I really that autistic also me: this baguette was sliced on the left instead of the right and it's fucking me up

進撃の巨人　ライナー受け描いてます。 投稿テスト中です。 ぼかしってどこまでするもんなのかな…

#wipWednesday #ReiJeanOfficeAU #draekaki after the first date :D

#wordGameWednesday #EraserMic #draekaki

Ao3 has RETURNED TO US

I think there's a strong correlation between how much time you save using AI and how much of your week is spent composing slide decks

obviously RJ but also I now have a Vision of #ReiJeanOfficeAU Gabi leveling up and bringing Kaya home from uni as her girlfriend for the winter holidays (Falco situation: on a break, or poly, or they have his blessing to fuck with Karina but still make necessary)

I got an amazingly nice comment on office au this morning and honestly it's sustaining me through this hellish meeting 🥹

I wanna tell myself a reijean bedtime story but my brain is empty :(

good food good conversation early bedtime, I'm so glad I decided to spend the evening with a friend rather than with my team 🙂‍↕️

Forty years ago, HIV was a death sentence. Last week, a 60-year-old German man became the 7th person to be cured of HIV after a stem cell transplant. This moment is brought to you by a world that chose to prioritize, invest in, and value science.

The princess left a note behind, explaining why she ran away. "She disagrees with what she was taught," the queen said. "Embroidery and such?" chuckled the king. "Classic." "It's not needle-work she objects to. She likes that. She rejects the nobility of the nobility, and our right to rule."

sex: famously a thing only humans do

Area Woman Squeezes Boobs Into Too-Tight Raincoat, Refuses To Leave Warm, Dry Car Anyway

I try not to post about politics here but I'll allow myself a moment of pride at my country being one of two so far who have declined joining the "board of peace" macron is a bellend but he at least did this one thing right

nooooooo I forgot my earphones how am I going to survive 6 hours of train 😭

💛💀💛 #巽完二生誕祭2026

i should maybe do an alice isn't dead marathon before the new show starts... hmmm...