Anyone have a contact at TikTok? Account access issue ;(

what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag

what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag

And even if 1mil isn’t that much: should OTHER families have to starve so YOU don’t have to downsize?

Dumpy

This is the least “one week from a new console launch” I have ever felt in my life

New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm

why did this turn into a link

New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm

“It’s not lying, it’s aspirational world building!” -me when I’m lying

These people use victimhood as a weapon lmao

We all know what they're into.

"Just change the party from inside"

The headphones I got with my iPhone 8 years ago aren’t compatible with my current phone. Why would I let Apple put technology in my brain?

I can’t stop gooning at the gym

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

150 hours — not counting the writing, the editing, and the tweeting. So really it’s an upwards of hundreds of hours spent violently obsessing over a singular person. It’s insanity that YouTube allows this!

when the flight attendants are telling me the same spiel I've heard a billion times in my life? I sit my white ass down and listen.

this seems bad but...........................is reusing the same shitty password a punishable offense because --

Resident Evil painting for Lock on 001

reading your posts

Bingo—the attention paid to gender-based violence by public figures was a way to unlock a broader movement at all levels of society. And the way to reverse that was, in part, to attack celebrity women who came forward. Cue Amber Heard

I feel insanely ripped today 😈🤘

This is extra crazy because it’s actually more deadly for bikes to stop short at fucking stop signs 🙃

This is absolutely nuts. Seems likely it’s meant to deliver immigrant delivery cyclists straight to ICE as part of Eric Adams corrupt bargain w Trump.

This is an outrageous policy change. Also, if you’re gonna do this then you gotta do it for drivers, too right? Given those are obviously far far more dangerous vehicles. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/05/02/p...

One way that anti-feminism has been conceptually collapsed into a stand-in for all other political grievances is through the feminization of the state, which is cast as a scolding mommy for doing things like requiring milk pasteurization.

Contemplations on Language: Gooning and Hauling Ass

From a Vulture essay I wrote about "Wreck-It Ralph 2" in 2018: web.archive.org/web/20181115...

More like high-rule am I right!

More like high-rule am I right!

Choose your fighter: square hair, head crushers, or forehead

Zuck and his entire team should face Aaron's fate at the very least.

sup >:)

sup >:)

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

Tried something different with my hair :) it’s bad :) but I love you :) ok bye