It’s very weird to simultaneously make a product that is built around people being sick of Elon and trying this hard to get on one of his Rich Person Escape Pods

Love to have a horrible stressful situation right before my lunch so I can’t even have the energy to eat

recovering data off a 1999 hard drive and finding 500 corrupted images of Fin Fin

We hate you too, you Mac Tonight looking bitch.

"to a T" and OST are now on sale on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/1875320/... store.steampowered.com/app/3727300/... #toaT

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

I oughta learn to be smart instead of stupid at 32 years old.

Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter." whiskey, good women bad but maybe it's the other way around

I’m only halfway through and Blippo+ is already my favorite video game, movie, and TV show of the year.

Analogue hating

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

I think making every single person on Earth more and more miserable every single day for no real reason being the main political force across this entire planet is kind of untenable.

JELLYFISH

This shit is annoying, actually.

"Finger find the button marked erase🎶 #furry #furryart

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations: - The Snorks - Klinger from MASH - Militaires Sans Frontières - Asian Dawn - the camera head guys from skibidi toilet - "Roy's Boys" - Banjo (but not Kazooie) - Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

I, personally, would make excuses for the terror.

I really think that pushing this dead guy down everybody’s throat like Taylor kitsch in 2012 is going to go as well as that did.

I think making every single person on Earth more and more miserable every single day for no real reason being the main political force across this entire planet is kind of untenable.

It's so funny you're still thinking about that guy and posting about it. When I'm thinking about Wang Chung's original motion picture soundtrack for To Live and Die in LA

Told my wife that I watch this video every year and she told me my brain was broken and you know what? She's not wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...

went on a drive with @joantoonz.bsky.social

Anyone wanna talk to an anxious lady who can’t sleep

How bad is Kent State? Well...

it's friday, get mulked

this basically surmises that the president was less afraid of being called a pedophile than a snitch, which, actually,

I hope the nukes launch so I don’t have to watch any of these bad movies.

They hate you and they want you to die.

I would really like it if my therapy stopped being postponed.

He’s coming in a full Superman suit like he wanted to after the COVID thing but they’re having a really hard time getting all the girdles around him.

They’re not gonna let Trump die, guys. He’s getting hooked into the neural network right now so that they can have his consciousness floating in a recreation of Studio 54 in 1982, where he will realize that the simulation’s version of Jaqueline Bisset’s tits are inaccurate and trigger NORAD to fire

Live A Live 31st anniversary illustration by Yukihiro Kajimoto:

film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film

Bro get over here. Bro. You're not gonna believe it, you gotta check this out, Gumby's going fucking ham

I’m going onto the other end now. It will never happen. He will outlast the heat death of the universe.

Almost 1cc’d one or my favorite games for the first time and fucked up in the last 2 minutes! Alas!

I’m a trans woman and I love Gavin Newsom! No needs for my fellow trans people to push back against the best bet we have to fight Trump! Please, kill me!

the most beautiful 5 seconds in the Sega canon

Where do you draw the line between someone being just insanely annoying and them being a problem?

WE ARE 50% FUNDED LET'S GET THE NUGGY PLUSHIE MADE!! IT'S SO CLOSE www.makeship.com/petitions/nu...

Every time you use AI you are putting a sign on your back that says IM A FUCKING IDIOT PLEASE KILL ME FIRST

I don’t care how fucking bad he looks, he’s not gonna die guys.

what if I actually wrote something for once

It’s a bad brain day.

'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today

They made Cleatus into a chatbot and I’m actually offended on Cleatus’ behalf.

I really cannot think of a better metaphor for the last decade then the company who got credit for doing Fat Girl Superhero in 2017 is now just calling for the death of all gender minorities in 2025.

maybe if the concept of video games as a legitimate artistic medium stopped falling into middle school bullshit just once we would have gotten somewhere

(Private Room 2, PC) [NSFW 18+] [プライベートルーム２]

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