Going to travel to work in an easter basket tomorrow to practice for my final journey to hell

Goodnight world. Hope y'all had a great Easter!

I have food stains on t shirts that are more family than actual family.

Well now that deviled egg season is over, what should I post about now??

Did you know that if you eat a ton of eggs and a ton of chocolate you turn into the Easter Bunny?

Reese's knows what they're talking about!!

And lo' the Lord Died and in Death, spaketh He unto yon Devil and He Commandeth, "Those are MY eggs, now, sucka!" And it was Good.

Happy deviled egg holiday!!

Without Jesus rising there'd be no deviled eggs

Are we going to Lady and the Tramp a deviled egg or nah?

He has risen! He’s still rising! He’s in outer space! He just high fived the astronauts on Artemis II!

Is that an egg in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

Jesus actually didn't rise. He turned into the Easter Bunny, duh

Will be yelling "SHE HAS RISEN" every single time I get off the couch today

Comment below with the amount of deviled eggs you think you'll eat today👇

You mean to tell me I can sit on the Easter Bunny's lap and tell him that I've been a good girl this year??

Going to sit on an egg and hope a bunny hatches

I'm so eggcited

So, tomorrow we eat ham. Just like Jesus would want.

Soak the carrots in the whisky for extra brownie points

The Easter bunny doesn't lay eggs. He poops them out because he swallowed a whole chicken

Instead of eggs I'm going to hunt for my sanity

I’m very eggcited about all the deviled eggs content.

Surprise surprise! Tonight's nightcap is not a cookie but instead a beer

Sitting in a vat of dye so tomorrow people can crack me open too

I'm wearing this cute messy bun and it looks adorable!

He is risen while the eggs are dropping, Easter some real breeder kinkster shit.

Wearing bunny ears all weekend because I'm sexy like that

Jesus actually didn't rise. He turned into the Easter Bunny, duh

Going to sit on an egg and hope a bunny hatches

Many many things

Fuck a Klondike bar, what would you do for a deviled egg?

Who knew cookies resting on my knee caps would make the boys wild 😂

The Easter bunny doesn't lay eggs. He poops them out because he swallowed a whole chicken

This seems very personal 🤔

snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit

You should see the size of these cookies I'm eating!!

The upcoming apocalypse is my retirement plan

Sacrificial lamb

How many guys will be using this line this weekend??

A lot of chocolate bunnies about to die for my sins

How many farts do you think are in that costume of the mall Easter Bunny?

Instead of eggs I'm going to hunt for my sanity

I’m like if sour patch kid grew into an adult.

How many farts do you think are in that costume of the mall Easter Bunny?

I had a dance party while doing dishes. Y'all missed it 🙄

Give me more attention 😏

GOOD MORNING WORLD!! It's finally Friday! Let's wiggle our butts and celebrate 😉

Is that a cookie in my pocket or am I just excited to see you?