Ms Whiney
@ijustwine.bsky.social
π€ 45
π₯ 30
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I don't complain. I just wine a lot.
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All a girl wants is to be smeared in chocolate, put in a mug, heated up, topped with marshmallows, and slurped up. Is that so hard to ask?
7 days ago
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You like my socks or no?
about 8 hours ago
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I just pulled my forearm muscle shaking a big can of whipped cream. That's an embarrassing injury.
about 10 hours ago
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Rude that none of you are over helping fold my laundry.
about 11 hours ago
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When I'm in this scorching hot shower and face the water, my boobies say "ouch too hot" but when I turn around my booty says "not hot enough". What does THAT mean??
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about 13 hours ago
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I am everything π
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about 14 hours ago
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If I don't emerge looking like a cooked lobster, is the shower even hot enough?
about 14 hours ago
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I'm so cold I could hang ornaments from my nips
about 15 hours ago
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Well, do you????
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about 18 hours ago
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That first bite of a corn dog is both a treat and dangerous. Never know if it'll burn the living shit out of you or if it will be the perfect temp for your lips.
about 18 hours ago
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I have one of those under the skin pimples and it hurts every time I cutely scrunch my nose.
about 22 hours ago
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I like to wear socks and scoot around the carpet then touch anything. Nothing like a morning zap
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about 22 hours ago
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Tell me a secret.
about 22 hours ago
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Does running out of patience count as cardio?
about 22 hours ago
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Wearing a thong in the dead of winter is how I stay alive!! Nothing like a cold booty to give you that thrill.
about 23 hours ago
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Do I stay on the couch and scroll Tiktok or do I go to bed early and scroll Tiktok in bed? Decisions. Decisions.
1 day ago
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All I want for Christmas is my baby back... baby back, baby back. Chili's. Baby back ribs. Barbecue sauce.
1 day ago
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Getting spicy tonight
1 day ago
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Can't a girl just float on a Spaghetti-O down the tomato soup river in peace? It's too cold for anything else.
2 days ago
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It's so dry in my place there are literal sparks coming from my staticky blanket. My own personal bedroom firework show!!!
2 days ago
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Massager on my neck. The moans I am making!!! Pretty sure it's releasing a demon in me.
2 days ago
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Doesn't everyone lip sync and dance to Christmas music in a towel while waiting for their eggs to boil for lunch tomorrow or is that just me?
2 days ago
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Heavily over ate. Time to shower and let the water massage my belly like the good boy it is.
2 days ago
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On average,what volume level is your tv at? I'm at around 15 at the high end.
3 days ago
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Sunday scaries have arrived. Fa la la la la la la la la π
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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This is actually a giant's hand and I am swimming in that hot coffee. It's wonderful. Can't you see me in there?
3 days ago
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Facts
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3 days ago
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Sorry not sorry I checked out a few of your photos. The results are in, you are a cutie!!
3 days ago
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Just got myself a starry galaxy projector for my bedroom so I can chill out and ignore all the haters βοΈ
3 days ago
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Things I find hot: Beards Light color eyes Tattoos Boobs Hot cocoa Coffee Habaneros The sun Fire Lava ...Oh wait.
3 days ago
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Ngl I take two mega stuf, take a cookie off each, and smoosh them together. Humongous stuf
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4 days ago
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It's a long time because I used to eat literal blocks of cheese for days and I'm still kicking it
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4 days ago
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Also watching a cheesy Christmas movie. They are so bad yet so good
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4 days ago
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Jingle jangle dingle dangle. Putting up the ornaments on my tree
4 days ago
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What are we doing tonight, people? Tell me now
4 days ago
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Is there a harder work out than changing your fitted sheets????
4 days ago
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Set a 30 minute alarm for my nap. I snoozed it every 10 mins for 2 hours and am just waking up. Lovely.
4 days ago
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The sexiest thing a man or woman can do for me is wash the dishes, clean the house, any of that stuff. You'll be thrown into bed immediately.
4 days ago
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I'm just a curious and nosy girly. Tell me something good
4 days ago
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Ok ok I'm awake now. What did I miss!?
4 days ago
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Is everyone's office holiday party tonight? Everyone seems drunk on here. I'm not complainingπ
4 days ago
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reposted by
Ms Whiney
All a girl wants is to be smeared in chocolate, put in a mug, heated up, topped with marshmallows, and slurped up. Is that so hard to ask?
7 days ago
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I ate them all. No kisses for you
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4 days ago
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I'm eating a handful of Hershey kisses. Want some?
4 days ago
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McDonald's bathroom is blaring Christmas music. So loud I can't hear myself pee. π
4 days ago
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Friday: eating yogurt for dinner then going to look at Christmas lights. I know I'm a wild woman
5 days ago
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Men, you will never understand the pure bliss from removing your bra after a day's work. It's a great feeling.
5 days ago
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Oof. My hips hurt.
5 days ago
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Oh my gawwwd. Finally made it to Friday!! Happy dance booty shake ensue
5 days ago
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Not even 10 and I'm already in bed.
5 days ago
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