Your monthly reminder that plenty of my books (ROAD QUEENS, UNDEAD AF, etc.) are available for free for Amazon Kindle Prime subscribers. You can also grab the CaFae Latte Recipe Journal in hc or pb, because why not? amzn.to/3YdA2Ns

Still more fun in a hilariously weird parallel universe. The satirical Trump will be a head in the jar by the time I'm done with him. (For the NEWSLETTER. In FICTION. Calm down, USSS.) open.substack.com/pub/maryjani...

So happy you liked it! I'm counting the days until it comes out! (Hopefully readers are, too.<g>)

Thanks! Great gif, BTW; one of my all-time favorite books!

Well! I never! (Sorry, I'm re-reading Gone with the Wind.) ;-)

Deja New by @maryjaniced.bsky.social When someone tries to sabotage their investigation, Leah must decide if the Drake family past is a deal breaker… Nook: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deja-new-m...

PRE-ORDER ALERT! The Reluctant Reaper by @maryjaniced.bsky.social What’s a death god to do … Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

For those of you who frequent NetGalley, you can request The Reluctant Reaper now! Check it out: www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

The original repo baby: Death's only daughter.

Truth, Lies and Second Dates by @maryjaniced.bsky.social Can these two Type-A’s let their guards down and work together to put Ava’s tragic past behind her for good? And keep their hands off each other at the same time? Nook: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/truth-lies...

Such fun to write and research!

An oldie but a goodie! :-)

My daughter Dawn, whose name isn't Dawn, has a new book out this week, THE WITCH WHO TRADES WITH DEATH, and made ruthless use of our new puppies to promote it. Simultaneously cutthroat and adorable, which is her wheelhouse. www.instagram.com/p/DHEMgGOsC5...

Hey, gang, we just got dumped with a pile of what my husband calls "heart attack snow"; I hope our fellow dump-ees are staying safe, or at least bundled up. Everyone be safe, dammit!

She was soooo careful about that. She was aware that empathy wasn't a substitute for knowledge or research, and she asked several people on the spectrum read Citadel. A number of readers have since reached out, assuming she's autistic, which she takes as a huge compliment. :-)

Been trying to figure out which animal our new puppy reminds me of and I think I've got it.

That's wonderful! I love how our readers are overlapping! :-)

Just finished watching the new #severance and have requested my husband put "chaos' whore" on my tombstone.

Your semi-regular reminder that you can grab THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK, or the latest Undead, UNDEAD A.F., or if history's your bag, A CONTEMPORARY ASSHAT AT THE COURT OF HENRY VIII for $0.00 if you're a member of Kindle Unlimited. Check it! amzn.to/3X3lWyc

Last night I dreamed I had Wonder Woman's golden lasso. But instead of compelling people to tell the truth, it turned them into chocolate. And now I want that imaginary version more than I've ever wanted anything.

Still more fun in a hilariously weird parallel universe. The satirical Trump will be a head in the jar by the time I'm done with him. (For the NEWSLETTER. In FICTION. Calm down, USSS.) open.substack.com/pub/maryjani...

New post from The Best Timeline: open.substack.com/pub/maryjani...

This is a tough day, so I've started a newsletter, The Best Timeline, where Harris won and Trump cut his foot on broken glass and ketchup as a result. Share and subscribe! Or don't, I dunno, nothing matters. open.substack.com/pub/maryalon...

If you didn't get what you wanted, grab THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK or UNDEAD A.F. or A CONTEMPORARY ASSHAT AT THE COURT OF HENRY VIII. Out of $$$? If you're a member of Kindle Unlimited, you can get those (and more!) for free! Check it! amzn.to/3X3lWyc

I loved that Edward *and* Elizabeth I were people of color! And I loved that no one in that universe cared. Such a great show, so bummed it was cancelled. #myladyjane

I was still reeling from DBD getting canceled and now My Lady Jane???? Argh!

Absolutely ludicrous it was canceled! I'm late to the party, just finished it last night, but there's so much potential for season two ARGH! amzn.to/4dRc2oK

The YouTube live chat was ridiculously fun; check it out! The madness starts pretty much immediately. www.youtube.com/live/thkcUXo...

Can't stop watching Dick Van Dyke dancing barefoot in Coldplay's new vid "All My Love". It's all magical but the dancing starts at 1:38. youtu.be/o4OlL0OpbW8?...

My daughter and I are doing a live event on Saturday at 11:00 a.m. CST, where we'll be answering questions, talking about upcoming projects, and basically aggravating the hell out of each other. Here's the link, and feel free to hit us with questions in the comments! youtube.com/live/thkcUXo...

'Nuff said.

Like sheep, my daughter and I followed the crowd and are having a Black Friday sale for THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK through Monday. You can now get the Kindle for $2.99 (down from $8.99) and the paperback for $9.99 (down from $14.99!).