I try to avoid hyperbole when it comes to Trump policies, but this is absolutely frickin’ insane—on about eleventy different levels. Massive, systemic Fourth Amendment violations because … reasons.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet. It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

And what was Jeffrey Epstein's profession? AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??

Anyone who believes that Donald Trump, should he survive that long, is going to leave office willingly in 2029 is delusional.

Feels like all the self important people who would support the Democratic Party because both sides are the same in a two party system are gonna learn how much worse it is when there’s a one party system.

We are all just waiting for someone to organize us, right? Just me?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if the jobs report were good, we would see it.

Jesus Christ America. Wake up. They would not be consolidating power like this if they thought for one second that the Republican Party would ever lose power. They do not intend for that to happen. Ever.

Can some intrepid reporter please ask Trump what he thinks an “asylum” seeker is?

Let’s spell this out. Trump fired a qualified U.S. attorney who refused to do his bidding and installed his own personal lawyer to punish a perceived opponent. Justice needs to follow the law, not politics. This is an attack on the rule of law. Full stop.

Here is the phone number to cancel your Disney account. 888-905-7888.

Am I the only person in the market for an EV muscle car? I can’t be right? This should be a much bigger thing. Call me @fordmotorsofficial.bsky.social

Been an @nytimes.com subscriber for nearly three decades. Today I’m calling to cancel. Their “journalism” is clearly not up to the task.

Some of Trump's support comes from people too dumb to realize the whole thing is a con. The remainder comes from people too dumb to realize that they're not on the side of the con that they think they are.

Dozens of opinion pieces about the unpopularity of the Republican platform and how the voters hates it. Dozens of opinion pieces about the Republican president attacking elections. Nobody putting two and two together and figuring out that the GOP doesn’t ever intend to cede power democratically.

If Maxwell was moved to a better prison because she cooperated with the government, but didn’t actually provide any actionable information on anyone, then exactly what is it that she “cooperated” with?

I’m willing to bet good money that there is more than one Republican in Congress being kept in line with Trump with nothing more than his browser history.

I always wondered as a kid why Germans didn’t just start leaving the country sooner as the Nazis rise to power. And as an adult I’m currently watching myself wonder whether I should be making more concrete preparations in that direction. Am I making the same mistake?

"'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" Even New York’s Strict Gun Laws Couldn’t Prevent the Midtown Shooting www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/n...

Good think Merrick Garland didn’t prosecute Trump. That would have set a bad precedent or something.

The most shocking thing about this Donald Trump letter to Jeffrey Epstein is that Donald Trump knows the word "enigma".

It was really nice of Trump voters to subsidize my lifestyle with a tax break that I neither asked for or needed. But, apparently they're very anxious to transfer their money to me, so, well, thanks!

Maybe we need to stop talking about the US sliding toward autocracy and start talking about how to dig ourselves out of one.

Make "fake Christian" happen.

Not sure how much good it would do, but it seems past time for GWB to come out of hiding and make a statement.

I had assumed they would pick a more believable Reichstag fire.

I seem to remember a time when conservatives would have cheered on local residents resisting federal troops being sent into their town.

Has anyone made the left and right comparator image of January 6th and today’s unrest in LA and label which one warranted calling in the national guard yet?

*narrator* he did in fact come back.

Now that we know the TACO thing bugs the fuck out of Trump, a coherent left media machine would swing into action & make sure that every single left-of-center person on a TV shore or podcast used that term repeatedly for the next several weeks, making it inescapable.

Genuinely think a California secession movement could succeed. The GOP has turned our state into such a bogey man that the MAGA cult would probably cheer it on without considering the consequences.

I will never understand how the Republican Party can leverage a complete non-issue thing like Hunter Biden’s laptop into an election winning issue while the Democrats can’t even make hay out of the sitting president openly accepting bribes.

Seems like we finally have our hard rubicon.

Look, I know it's not the dumbest thing about the tariffs, but the list has no discernible order. Alphabetical by country? No. Descending order of rate? Nope. Ascending order of rate? Nah. Just randomly thrown together? Yeah, let's go with that.

For all this fraud the Trump administration is supposedly uncovering, you would think that someone would have been charged with fraud by now.

CNN: Breaking News... According to what the Times just reported a few moments ago, the Pentagon is scheduled on Friday to brief Elon Musk on the U.S. Military's plan for any war that might break out with China

If Trump had done this shit at the beginning of his first time, he may very well have been successfully removed from office. But now we’re so used to this that it’s not weird that he has a Nazi co-President and is openly telling the country that he is our king and will do whatever he wants.

Today I called a Senator’s office for the first time in my life.

You can’t leave a message—the coward turned off his answering machine, but you can send a fax: faxzero.com/fax_senate.p...

The stock market is nothing a little sharpie can’t fix.

If you had told me while I was watching Rocky IV in the theater, that the Republican Party would evolve to cheering for an alliance with Russia and the invasion of a NATO country, there would be no montage that would make that make sense.

He’s so close

Can someone put together a supercut of Republicans complaining about unelected billionaires having too much power and access to the president?

A tax on companies for every full time employee that is on government assistance equal to the amount that employee qualifies for. Make companies pay their employees a fair salary one way or the other.

The people telling us that the “data doesn’t lie” don’t believe the data about climate change, gun violence, evolution or vaccine efficacy.

They are all now proud to be called his subjects.