ooopsies i forgot ab this app... how are y'all

thinking about sister daniel

local lesbian found deceased in her home

i love women so much

Welcome back Trixie Mattel

me if i slayed

i love them so much please they're so cute😭

i dOnT hAvE muScLeS daniel james howell ur a liar

need the next dnpg reaction video to feature bluesky posts i am BEGGING

why is dan FULLY IN PHILS LAP THE ENTIRE VIDEO

genuinely cannot get over how good dan looks please wear a tank top always

ITAKE A NAP AND THEY UPLOAD?????????

good morning my lovely beautiful bloomfs hope you're all having a wonderful day

i fear my terrible influence hoodie has melded to my skin. it’s my default character outfit in any video game. it’s always with me.

If I was gay I would be watching dan and phil

nobody look at me🧍‍♂️

need sister daniel to kick me across the room in stilettos.

#titspoilers [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD LORD” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAHH WAHH” [YELLING] “DAMN BITCH SHUT THAT BABY UP” [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO "WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE-“ [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG... MY LEG...”

hey just an fyi my account is NOT a safe space for racists! listen to phoc and support them!!!! it's not that hard to not be an asshole🫶🏻 and if u feel offended by phoc discussing real problems that they experience, maybe take a step back and think about why it bothers u

thinking about wad dan

sleep well sweet prince

@ phil i'll give you my pillow for £12 billion

okay this is if we don't count driving through states otherwise most of this map would be green💀

#titspoilers either dan or phil is gonna get replaced with goku in the dollhouse and not only am i scared to ask WHO but also im scared to ask who the other doll will be 💀💀💀

feeling #sad and i want to get my nails done but i also have to pay rent :/

happy #phanniefriday !!! felt cute on the way to work this morning :)

i <3 being drunk at the bars and only thinking ab my wife (mullet dan)

being white i cant rly add to the conversation + when everythings already been said by others, though some of the fans have to do better (& dnp) when it comes to non white/western fans & people in general !!!!! listen when they speak up & learn!!!! i love u pls stay safe n be kind to one another :[

i dont see anyone rly talking abt it here but im so sorry to any phannies in asia that won’t be able to see dnp </3 the whole thing on twt today was horrendous and disappointing and completely unfair for you all

I think asian country phannies should get tit free 👍

i love wearing a shit ton of glitter and highlight on my face every single day like im going somewhere fun or important

I need Dan and Phil over here and asking for like Bluesky posts or something so I can stop using that cursed app lol

decided to be gay today! (wearing my keith haring converse)

yall do i need a mullet bc dan is out-lesbianing me and i simple cannot have that

phullet <3

if i speak my lesbian card will be revoked

he's been dyke-ified before and he's been dyke-ified again

GOOOOOOOD MORNING DAN MULLET TRUTHERS

wish my overalls looked this cool irl💔

took demon phannie a bit too literally

i am so excited for the next phan twitter vid i cannot breathe

dan reveal ur mullet pls i need something to live for

i love spotify wrapped i love being called a depressed granola gay

bumpin that🙂‍↕️