Very into Taskmaster lately I feel a very strong need to discuss this show with people so if any of my oomfs are also into Taskmaster 😁😁😁😁

Heyyyyyy

Currently on my 5th date everything playthrough bc I can't get my curtains and my bathtub to fall in love with me no matter how hard I try

Princess of Power is sooooo good oh Marina u did it again !!! You'll always be my favourite pop girlie

AYO ????????

Anyways bluesky nation how do we feel about Yellowjackets ???? I've been getting really into the lesbian cannibalism show during my absence from here

Funny how the switch 2 came out and suddenly my switch isn't charging anymore hmmmmmm

There's so much (pointless) lesbian discourse going on on the bird app once again IM EXHAUSTED WHO GAF IF A LESBIAN ON TWITTER DOT COM JOKES ABOUT WANTING TO KNOCK UP HER KPOP MAN THE WORLD IS DOING A NOSEDIVE INTO FACISM WE SHOULD BE GATHERING BRICKS INSTEAD ??????????

I luv putting as many things as possible on my carabiner. I luv jingling and jangling w every step I take 🙂‍↕️

Hello phluesky nation it's been a while

phuboad three days in a row ........ what are they cooking

the way my cats somehow manage to take up 80% of my bed and forcing me to curl up like a shrimp in a tiny corner .......... how to they do that ......... why do they do that ........

I feel so normal about that photo of phil half in (out of?) his aziraphale costume ....... welcome back slutty dailybooth phil I guess

lesbianism is a spectrum

ALSO for the aziracrow phannie lovers I got this signed by dan and phil hehe

HELLO PHANNIESKY I FORGOT ABOUT U A BIT

dan and phil on the golden circle tour !!

tit era isn't over until I see the phantwerp crowd pic btw <3 (dan literally told us that just bc he takes a pic doesn't mean he's gonna post it but I will hold out hope I will see that pic one day)

dan and phil I'm sorry for showing up at your final show in yoga pants I just could not bring myself to turn looks today

update for phanniesky I can confirm dan and phil have landed safely in reykjavik bc they were in fact on my flight

in like 9 hours I'm gonna be on a plane to iceland to see dnp again ....... dnp are very very likely almost certainly gonna be on that same plane .......

tit update it's even gayer than I remember

LETS FUCKCINH GOOOOO

meeting dnp today ........ guys . GUYS !!!!

not even 5 minutes into the dan and phil section of the livestream and we're already talking about alien mpreg ....... ok

I desperately wonder if theres anyone who's being introduced to dnp through the sims livestream rn

oomfies can any of u tell me what the fit of the tit hoodie is like ?? esp the neckline bc I kinda wanna buy it tomorrow but I get SUCH bad sensory issues from clothes that don't have enough neck room

it was SOOO good insane what a performance this cast managed to put on with the bare minimum in terms of staging, props, and costumes !!!!!!!!!

macbeth time soon yippieeeeeee

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

this is gonna be the year I stop letting the free weight section of the gym intimidate me and I start lifting and getting really buff and sexy MARK MY WORDS

funny how incredibly unprepared I feel anyways if anyone has ideas for stuff I could get dnp to sign (not photocards I did that last time I want smth else) please let me know

meeting dnp and going to iceland this week ......... woah

hyperfixating on video game lore without ever playing said game is so hard to explain to people, bc they'll be like 'oh u must play a lot of CoD!' no I don't I just came across soapghost yaoi one day and decided I needed some background information to know what I was reading about

I want to be a fly on the wall during a conversation between phil and pj so bad, bc the innuendos phil drops on youtube and the innuendos pj drops in their twitch streams ..... ik their conversations must be diabolical

happy birthday peggletwink9 I love u I can't wait to meet u next week

I could fix that ......

been meaning to get up and go shower for like 20 minutes but my knee has just completely locked and I cannot straighten my leg for the life of me

I'm so glad I was a kpoppie during the hiatus bc I feel like watching bts poke each other's bootyholes and whatnot all the time really helps me deal with whatever freak shit dan and phil are on nowadays

DAN AND PHIL HONORARY NEDERLANDERS EXACTLYYYYY 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

the teacup scene from uptown girls (2003) might've had its tiktok moment but real intellectuals (me) know the best and most touching scene in the movie is actually ray's ballet recital at the very end

if you see this, post something green (little guy I saw a while ago 🦔)

meeting dan and phil again in 10 days ..... haha .... fear !!

pj kickypeej mr thekick I love u u are so Important to me ...........

pj he/they exactlyyyyyyyyy

ANOTHER PHUBLOAD OH WE ARE GETTING FED THIS WEEKEND

phil has the golden pig photocard in his phone case 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

original sinners

dan I am so sorry I'm coming for ur law school student gig like this but phil in pink in the last phubload has awakened a need I didn't know I had before: a legally blonde au where phil's elle woods