A Lot of Good News in This….

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Is it just me, or is DJT getting more gay as his dementia progresses?

It’s absolutely crazy they can void an election with no consequences.

remember that time Zelensky didn’t wear a tie

Saez and @gabrielzucman.bsky.social on the CA billionaire tax 250 households (0.001% of the state) holds wealth equal to more than half of California’s entire annual economic output Their wealth grows 15% a year and is taxed at just 0.26% per year www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Went to see the new #BabyYoda #Mandolarian movie. Interesting dichotomy built into it. The 1st 1/3 of it is all pew-pew action stuff. But then Mando gets injured and Grogu has to care for him. So, for about 15 minutes there is no speaking. Just background music to tell the story. It was perfection.

Arriving today in Beijing: Customs: Name? Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin Customs: Occupation? Me: No, just here to pay homage to Emperor Xi.

Breaking 🚨: Rudy Giuliani found alive under the White House lawn. 😆 theonion.com/authorities-...

Steve Rattner: For three years, there were more job openings than unemployed workers — at peak, 2 jobs per job-seeker.

That has now flipped under Trump, and unemployed workers outnumber available jobs for the first time since the pandemic.

No way that closed loop cooling systems indirectly use more water than evaporative cooling towers do directly. Cooling towers are inherently inefficient, in the same way as mechanical brakes on a car.

‼️ Russian Economy Update: There have been a lot of headlines and news stories that have been generated today but for those that have been following me for a while, nothing has really changed. So I thought it would be easier for me to tell you the gist of what is going on.

And widespread implementation of air conditioning. I sincerely believe this could bring peace to the middle east.

Takin it back. Way back.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has officially authorized Vladimir Putin to hold a military parade on Red Square on May 9. "I hereby decree: To permit the parade to be held in Moscow (Russian Federation) on May 9, 2026," ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/08/z...

Breaking: 🚨 Trump waits for the next Lego video from Iran to drop. 😂 www.cnn.com/2026/05/08/p...

Q: After the last pack of cigarettes, you quit smoking. But now you have another one. Is your smoke quitting over? Kegsbreath: No, ultimately this a separate and distinct cigarette. And we expected there to be some smoke in the meantime. So far now, the quitting holds, after each new smoke.

It really is just pay-to-play. Let’s look at the backdoor deal that got a foreign company access to mine near the Boundary Waters.

Can someone let the AP know that violating court orders is not a sign of "executive power. " It is a sign of contempt, lawlessness and authoritarianism.

I feel your feels @auntietiffa.bsky.social . 😆

Melissa/Mark Hortman and John/Yvette Hoffman might disagree with this statement.

Lemme guess... The new USSS director was a DEI hire to replace the prior DEI hired director that was fired after the last attempt.

#NAFOfellas Y'all gotta check this out. A 🇺🇦 soldier infiltrated a 🇷🇺 vatnik recruitment zoom call. 😂😆 youtu.be/V3u52LeHsN8

This is a BFD! www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/condi...

New CA governor poll: Becerra pulls away from the pack. Aside from Swalwell's exit, seems the undecided % has shrunk. Also has data on 2nd choice vote--helpful for seeing where Yee's ~2.5% support will go to now that she's dropped out. Weds' debate should be interesting.

~120 US military vets from About Face: Veterans Against the War staged a protest inside the Cannon House Office Bldg in DC, opposing the war on Iran. The demo included a flag-folding ceremony & banner display, w/some expecting arrest. The protest reflects growing anti-war sentiment among veterans.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

@realtexaspaul.com @xavierbecerra.bsky.social Vote for Xavier Becerra, he gives a shit!

@realtexaspaul.com @xavierbecerra.bsky.social Xavier Beccera gives a shit!

A Friday fiver for the 427th Separate Brigade of Unmanned Systems, Rarog. led by Oley Huyt, they are the guardians of the Eastern Front.

Not sure if the Tshirt is the most insulting part. Personally, the fact they served BBQ should be absolutely revolting...

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

I've seen a few rumors this afternoon that "it" may be happening now at Walter Reed Hospital...

NEW Economist/YouGov The share of Trump's 2024 voters who approve of his job handling has fallen from 93% at the start of his term and 84% three weeks ago to 76% now yougov.com/en-us/articl...

1/ An experiment by Russia's FSB has indicated that thousands of Russians are likely to be willing to carry out sabotage attacks on behalf of Ukraine or other foreign actors. In only three hours, the FSB recruited ten would-be saboteurs via Telegram. ⬇️

🐶 This dog was chained in Druzhkivka while people nearby fed him. When glide bombs, Shaheds, and artillery hit, people run. A chained dog cannot. Now he is safe with 12 Vartovykh. The video shows only seconds of the talk that made this rescue possible. #alinacollects5 #animals #dogs

Every accusation...

Our winners for the paintings of this mega crossover edition cookie extravaganza are @Factsmatter2o2 @mozza_fella @Wendehopes @foglark1 next raffle I’m going to do special blusky draws. Congratulations to all and thank you for supporting @jskhidna.bsky.social and Ukraine

If it's so good for US oil companies to make.ore $, why is he lifting sanctions on 🇷🇺? 🤷‍♂️

If it's so good for US oil companies to make more $, then why is he lifting sanctions on 🇷🇺? 🤷‍♂️ #NAFO #NAFOfellas

Beware of false profits.‼️

People who believe in an imminent Rapture/Armageddon don't have anything invested in what happens to you here on Earth. You are irrelevant to them and will be treated accordingly.

So operation "epic fury" is a "major combat operation" but is too limited in scope to be called a war, and a "special military operation" is not an invasion but a retreat during it is a "goodwill gesture". The post truth age has become the post satire era.

OTD in 2022 Russian warship Moskva was told “go fuck yourself”. A short while later it fucked itself and sank. In a land war. By a country without a navy. I remain a master strategist.

How many illegal regime changes does it take to get Nobel Peace Prize?

15% GDP growth is really easy to do. ...if you have 15% inflation.

This is identical to what Thune and the National Republican Senate Committee would be typing if they want to ratfuck us in Texas

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵