Great book. Hilarious and instructive at the same time. Takes about a half hour to read, but a lifetime to master the techniques. It's like verbal Aikido.

Spread the word: If you find yourself in this situation, just go rubber-bones limp. It's easier to push someone who fights back than it is to carry someone who is totally slack.

So, since Donald declared Antifa a terrorist organization, who else has received a bunch of spam emails from them asking for $ donations? Yeah, me neither...

BREAKING: The CDC has determined that taking Tylenol orally while pregnant increases the chance of autism. So all you MAGA moms-to-be out there are in the clear to take the suppository version...

Well... Looks like I'ma be a Grampa today. 😁

The mental gymnastics are spectacular to behold... 🙃

9/11/2025 -The 1st yr that the US forgot to "Never forget". ...cuz "We" were too focused on what "They" are doing to "Us".

So, it seems to me, that in hindsight, the #iPOTUS may have effed up by firing all his domestic counter terrorism chiefs, and leaving a 22 y/o dweeb who used to mow his neighbor's lawn for a living in charge.

Under sleepy Joe Biden Russia retreated from: Kiev Sumy Kkarkiv Kherson Chernihiv Snake island Lost control of Black Sea Navy chased out of Crimea Under tough on Russia Donald, we've killed hundreds of kids, quadrupled our strikes on cities & bombed US owned businesses.

Which of these 2 immigrants: Had their 4th, 5th, and 6th amendment rights violated by the President of the US? Was defamed multiple times by the President of the United States? Are more likely to be sexually assaulted by the President of the United States? Release the Epstein files...

Big win for new solar customers. NEM 3.0 is no-more! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Wait a min. A #NAFOfella mentions "a chef we all know" was murdered? OMG! Pekka Kallioniemi @vatniksoup.bsky.social was murdered?!?! It must have been Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social...

OMG, they are SOOOO much dumber than they look. And they must believe we are the dumb ones. Like we're just gonna accept that if/when the files are released, they will be entirely unadulterated.

The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."

Wouldn’t it be funny if he just keeled over and died right in front of the cameras at his press conference? I’d laugh.

My Trash-Panda Express unfortune cookie message tonight: "Your banality will find discord in the creativity of others." Damn, so true...

The world needs more of this. Def the coolest thing I've seen on social media in a long time. Use headphones, and turn up the volume. 🥰🎧🎶🎻🎹

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In today's issue of "What's entertaining the internet?" Trump: "I'm not dead yet." JD: "You're not fooling anybody, you know. You will be stone dead in a moment." 😂😆🤞

No all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they come wrapped in Subway paper. 😆 www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Best. Fundraiser. EVER! #NAFOworks

My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

The Second Amendment wasn’t written for executive orders and barbed wire around the Capitol—it was written to ensure a well-regulated militia that answers to the people and their states. Today, that balance is being pulled apart. My latest: adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/who-really...

Thanks for the civics lesson, Fella. #NAFO #NAFOworks

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, and that it won't shit on your grass anymore if you just give it your garden, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆

Now, THIS I love. Making the best of a bad situation. R E S P E C T

Otherwise known as communism.

President Zelenskyy: When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?

Wait… so you mean to tell me that she was deemed “unfit” for her job 2 months ago, and fired… and she just pretended it all didn’t happen. And law makers are just now realizing that she’s still showing up, fraudulently representing the NJ US Attorney’s office? www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...

Art of the deal.

Tom Homan \___ Homan Elmo. / Pam Bondi \___ Bondi Bongino. / Who will be in the ring for round 3? 🤔 www.thedailybeast.com/bongino-suff...

@nbcnews.com fails to mention the investigation is occuring AFTER the federalization of Nat'l Guard in D.C. Kinda important context, don't ya think? www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

ICE arrested a police officer. He chose to leave voluntarily rather than be deported. I feel so safe now. 🙃 apnews.com/article/immi...

Quite the covfefe. 😆

Zelenskyy should wear a tan suit this time.

Russian Economy Thread I just read something that I wanted to share for a few reasons, but I feel I need to give some background references for those who aren’t Economy Nerds and/or haven’t been following my threads heavily for a while.

Good to know. And where were you? Based on your self sabotage post, I suspect you were in Anchorage, RU 🇷🇺. #RideOrDie @realtexaspaul.com

Our demands of Dec 21 & what I've got for 1 million casualties: No new NATO members❌ NATO back to 91 line❌ No 🇺🇦 long range strike ability❌ 🇺🇦 army to be small❌ 🇺🇦allowed no aid when we attack again❌ Crimea is 🇷🇺❌ 🇷🇺 gets security guarantees❌ I remain a master strategist

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A 34X felon and an indicted war criminal walk into a peace summit...

Dark Night update: 🦇$373,654 raised When things seem complicated, infuriating or unfair, there’s always something you can do about it. Among other things, we like to check our NAFO fundraiser updates — it reminds us that we aren’t alone❤️ Thank you! u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...

My Panda Express Unfortune cookie tonight: Many missed opportunities are open to you, if you seek them out. 😆

Hate to say it @georgetakei.bsky.social , but you're wrong. This was the precise day we were headed this way.

@vatniksoup.bsky.social This is one of your best yet. The soup is good! 😋

“The answer to the Ukrainian territorial question already is in the Constitution of Ukraine. No one will deviate from this - and no one will be able to. Ukrainians will not gift their land to the occupier.” President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

OTD in 2008 Georgia decided to invade itself before voluntarily moving its border away from Russia which remains peaceful country surrounded by ceasefires & special military operations proving western appeasement works.

#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOArticle5 #FreeMiraOfKyiv @jay.bsky.team #BlueCrew #NAFOBoost Our dear Mira, @reshetz.bsky.social , has been wrongfully suspended! Night after night, as terror rains down around her, she reports to us. Her bravery is unsurpassed! She needs our help! Please repost!

Fact: Lithuania and Poland have been NATO members since 1999, and are directly on 🇷🇺's border.

Dear Fellas, this Musicclip i made is 59 views short of reaching 1500. I am dropping next video this days. Can we make this one reach 1500 before the next drop. The only way this finds it's audience is by you sharing and comenting it so i am very greatfull to you. youtu.be/ZV62I7G2GrU?...