grease floats. when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks. the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process. listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

64ワドルディとワドルドゥ

Lore Accurate Rocky #Kirby #KirbyAirRiders

A little belated birthday gift for @nataliispeaks.bsky.social :) As usual likes and reposts are appreciated 💜 #FriendOC #OC #Art

I think i should clarify that ham in terms of for Thanksgiving is a B, but deli ham is a D so they balance

ham, duh c-tier meat

Yall ever think about how kingdom hearts chain of memories got a remake less than 3 years after it came out What were they doing

Child on Popstar: “I wish I could eat nothing but ice cream!” Nova: “Got it. Drones, create a sundae the size of the planet and use it to smother everyone on it to death.”

got a flannel and dorky ass sweater while thrifting :)

personally believing that sakurai was so fed up with constantly balancing ssbu that for air riders he just said fuck it and made the most chaotic game he could

the dee

FINALLY WE CAN LEARN ABOUT MURDER GYM

40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.

this is so important

Geoff Keighley is gonna bring out Gonzo the Muppet to say Chicken Jockey at the Game Awards and there's gonna be a bunch of clips of it poster on Twitter acting like it's actually kinda funny and that it's actually the best part of the Game Awards each year

There's lots of reasons to be annoyed with The Game Awards but it's definitely the "make up a guy to be mad at"-iest thing in our industry.

In Super Mario 64, parts of Lethal Lava Land are actually made out of leather, which simply appears to be stone due to the low resolution of the textures.

birthday

fucked up info I just realized is that sakurai only likes making city trial/smash run like game modes every 11 years

roll the Gianmarco clip

alright chat here we go 1. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 2. Super Mario Galaxy 2 3. Kirby and the Forgotten Land 4. Xenogears 5. Katamari Damacy 6. Kingdom Hearts II 7. Portal 2 8. Super Smash Bros. Brawl 9. Mega Man X 10. Tetris sorry pikmin 3

this is maybe my favorite gif

was really hoping for julia garner but yea brie rosalina sounds good :) no michael cera yoshi yet tho we'll get there

soon.

if i ever have a kid i will pull their partner aside and very sternly ask if they are a katamari fan

Same as it ever was

This is the thing that drives me insane. Things aren't normal; this isn't politics as usual. And when you accurately describe everything this administration is doing, it's so lawless, radical, and authoritarian that *you* sound like a partisan extremist.

Just applied to be a writer at palette swap wish me luck

I couldn't resist

"Present for you"🎄❄️🎁 #Kirby

Korrina stepped into the yakuza's office and ripped her jacket off. She's the only one who understands the assignment.

1. Katamari Damacy 2. The Messenger 3. To the Moon 4. Tetris Effect: Connected 5. Emio: The Smiling Man 6. 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors 7. Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 8. Ico 9. Mario Kart Wii CTGP 10. Streetpass Mii Plaza streetpassers we ride at dawn

mega wailord that's just a big flying ship make it happen

if we were the last two people on earth where the fuck is everyone else

i like how every time an established X/Y character appears in Z-A, everyone gets really excited except for me, who has never heard of this person before

rkgkエイちゃん

Just going to save this to use as a reaction image whenever someone comes out as trans

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

thats nuts