It seems like this shouldn't have been a surprise, that we maybe should've known at noon that bad weather was coming, that the weather service is getting increasingly imprecise and wrong ever since we fired everyone who wasn't a billionaire, but god I hope I die soon

flash flood warning in my area, hot on the heels of the one in central Texas. with any luck this one will take me and I can finally know peace

I bought a thing online that I was really excited about, and now that it's arrived I can't bring myself to open it. I got a victory in Fortnite just now but felt bad because I stole that victory from more talented players. It's like if anything good happens to me it's a mistake.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

nubby's number factory but the numbers you manufacture are slated to be placed onto the ref sheets of macros as their preferred size

For those who don't know why Crusadercat needs to be banned from public life in general—aside from that heinous haircut—he's an avowed nazi, distributed chick-tract style religious propaganda at events, and made a YouTube video where he talked about fucking his family's pet cats.

dont let his ass in the tavern #fatfur

kobold: *stands in front of a fan* kobold: IT FUCKEN WIMDY

Also unfortunately I couldn't figure out a way to make that "gambling roguelite but the points are your size" idea work. I might just end up doing some shitty prototype in Javascript just to get the idea into the aether or something.

Open request for someone who knows what they're doing to help show me how to make an N64-styled Bluey model...

"If you hate capitalism so much, why do you continue to engage with it?" Because things aren't that simple, bot from a foreign country sowing discord before an election. Things aren't just black and white, 18-year-old Young Republican who's trying to impress the debate club.

what an absolutely rancid take this is "I can't deal with the fact that my player stand-in has no gender in my shoot monsters game" Maybe pronouns survived in this game's vision of the post-apocalypse because the chuds like you finally got vaporized

Godzilla VS Biollante

I'm gonna keep posting screenshots of these until someone compliments me god damn it

"So what are you writing?" *desperately trying to think of a way to say "furry inflation story"* "...fantasy novel"

Bluey: *hands you a wrapped gift* Hey I hope you like it! I'm not very good at shopping for people. *you open the box to find a hundred-pack of DPDT toggle switches*

DRAGON GLASS OBTAINED

By @merystic.bsky.social (and relatable)

Idea: Balatro-style numbers go up game where the score is your size

It's my birthday today c:

It's my birthday today c:

sorry idk the origin of this but this is the most relatable image i have ever seen

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

If you walk up to a kobold and press the [interact] key they will say something like 'I am filled with anxiety when I should be filled with pebbles'

If this isn’t a TF trigger, I don’t know what is. 🥤🦛

Group commission done for: 🔥@flamecoil.me @blueydragon.bsky.social @colossalmander.bsky.social @corvidraven.bsky.social @crimsonfoxxo.bsky.social @linkcario.bsky.social @tokomif.bsky.social #FatCharizardDay #FatFur

Can't have a Fat Charizard Day celebration without cake! 🎨@puffylove.bsky.social 🔥@flamecoil.me @blueydragon.bsky.social @crimsonfoxxo.bsky.social @lukaliscious.bsky.social @tokomif.bsky.social #FatCharizardDay #Fatfur

Would you let them in? 🐊

I have a final job interview tomorrow and I am so nervous. I passed the interview with HR, I passed the interview and coding test with the head developer, now I have to interview with the "big boss". This is it. I can't screw this up I need this job so bad

happy pride once more

Burned down their house. Killed their dog. Displayed the skull and harness. Then murdered him. But sure, some dumb fucks still ask, “Why do you have Pride Month?” I’m livid

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

🌈🌈🌈

Sizeplay is great because the bigger you are, the more impact the ">:3" face has

once again: they took all our spaces and told us "everyone has to use the same space now so we can advertise to you" and everyone went "okay if you say so"

Charlene Sinclair if capitalism didn’t FREEZE THE WORLD or some shit. Part of a trade with @dynasoar5.bsky.social , but Dinosaurs was definitely a part of my childhood. Too bad I was too young to understand how good it was. #art #anthro #dinosaurs #procreateart

Compare Vonnegut buying an envelope with this tech bro running from his life

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Scurry is a kobold movement speed

"yeah so your resume is really solid but why does it say you were out of work for 3 years?" "oh, that was when that email that turned you into a pooltoy was circling around" "oh yeah"

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

Whom amongst us

Just pressing Apply on everything Indeed sends me now because who cares "Why do you think you'd be a good fit for this job?" I dunno, Indeed's AI said I would

I wish that once you follow an artist the follow button turns into a "please be my friend" button

I think I'm actually losing my taste for beer? It seems like regular lagers and ales just make me gag now. Fruity things like seltzer, cider, and wine seem like they're all I can stomach...