I dunno, but I do know this, I'm listening to the Pixies' Doolittle on the drive home today.

His hair is so big because it's full of disappointment

Vote for me, on Day One I'll rename it again. Who's down with the Department of Gwar? www.axios.com/2025/09/04/t...

Ok, hear me out—a Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's Shane

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's Frankenstein

Egyptian blue is a synthetic pigment, considered the world's first, created by ancient Egyptians using a mixture of sand, copper compounds, and calcium-containing materials. It's a vibrant blue color, and was used in ancient Egyptian art, including wall paintings, mummy coffins, and pottery glazes

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive...

holy hell Jung Hoo Lee caught the ball between his knees 🤯(the full speed shot was needed)

Make a band food: Wyld Scallions

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

What gif pops up when you type your name?

slightly diminish a band: Second Cousin Once Removed Tupelo

Slightly diminish a band: Stucco Tabernacle Copilots

Slightly diminish a band: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Stubbed Toes

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Goddammit, I get a couple of weeks behind on Channel 6 and all the 4k Master and Commander pre-orders are gone. I only have myself to blame.

Laugh, you fuckers, laugh!!

For sale: Pram. Mint condition.

No shirt, no shoes, no body cares for me be doobity doobity bop doo-waaaa

Damn, forgot the screencap part of edsbscharitybowl.com. $86. Daughter's 1st CFB game. Texas-UK. 4Q. 86 yds away. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Tried to explain "play action," but no need. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Six. Ballgame. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Gibbs in SPAAAAACCCCEEEE

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Should it trouble me that this made me think of y'all?

Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached

When your corgi is buffering

Traces of Texas reader Ben Watson generously sent in this nifty circa 1890 shot of a fiddlers club in Nacogdoches, Texas. I wonder what these men sounded like when they played together. Wonderful beardage, too, especially the younger man sitting down on the far right. Thank you, Ben. Super!

RIP Jimmy Carter.

This bluegrass version of Amarillo by Morning --- written by Texan Terry Stafford and made famous by Texan George Strait ---- is the Saturday night palate cleanse you did not know you need. Great music transcends all geographic and cultural boundaries! youtu.be/-Gq-rbsfPS0?...

@profloumoore.bsky.social didn't this used to be your beat back at the other place? Or am I thinking of someonee else?

What in the Deputy Snagglepuss is Cam wearing? LOL

A front page for the ages.

This is the best homage to Abbott & Costello in the history of the entire universe.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Periodic table colored by lickability. 😛

"On" does a hell of a lot of work here for such a little word.

I've been on-line too long, my first reaction to this was that I could murder some crab rangoon right now.

Pup trying to bring the oversized squeaky toy to the top of the stairs = cutest Sisyphus ever.

Did Kirby just hate on his own qb, who just got hurt, for getting himself hurt?

La Croix: Yeasted Roll. (Wait, that's just a cheap light beer.)

AP - November 29, 2025 - The death toll has risen to 190,000 after Butterball (NYSE: SEB +23.7%) debuted the all-AI version of its venerable Turkey Helpline that instructed callers to "leave the plastic on so it cooks faster and doesn't dry out."

Just a fun, weird character mashup based on a friend's idea: #lotr #thegoodplace #comic #chidianagonye #aragorn #moralphilosophy

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz:

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz. (has anyone done this one yet?)

A ship that is neither Star Wars or Star Trek.

I can't imagine the mental damage I'll suffer if this gets done to the 'Horns and the Aggies in a couple of weeks.

True except for Lil Jon.

Phil Dawson