Got a gift link to a @washingtonpost.com article from a family member. You can't read gift articles without signing up for the @washingtonpost.com. No ads were displayed so there was no revenue. Everyone is disappointed - the gift link was just a waste of everyone's time.

TFW the slack unread DM favicon just won't go away no matter what you click/reload. 😡

14 hours into downloading the new deepseek from huggingface. feels like its the 90s again downloading mp3s on a 56k modem.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

"1m 18s · thinking with high effort" - me at standup

I'd like to announce that I am personally pivoting myself from focusing on sardonic wit to being AI infrastructure. If you'd like to invest in me, personally, being AI infrastructure do reach and I'll send you my venmo.

LLMs, they're just like us! www.theregister.com/2026/04/06/a...

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

Bleeding the rear brakes on my bike made me feel like I could do anything.

costco remains one of the only great pillars of american society we can truly count on

Say what you will about Buy*N*Large Super Store causing the destruction of the earth through consumerism in Wall-E, but they make robots and vehicles that last for 700+ years and are modular and infinitely repairable with simple widely available tools/components. That's absolutely incredible value.

I've found it. The most delightfully ridiculous accessory money can buy. A $305 toothpaste squeezer: www.mrporter.com/en-us/mens/p...

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Trying to understand nix. So far it feels like getting to relive the JS framework hustle of the mid 2010's but for trying to install a recentish version of your text editor.

do i look like i know what a "koober nettys" is?

"Sticky sticky sticky boy... [loudly] Open the door! [quietly] Let him in." - my 2 year old

Sick bolo tie and polo shirt my man.

Me coming back from 2016 in the time machine

elon probably saw trump as a puppet, the same way russian oligarchs saw yeltsin’s successor as a puppet, the same way german oligarchs saw hitler as a puppet, the same way roman oligarchs saw octavian as a puppet, the sam

Mir hunn e waakrege Poopst!

I wish the revival of veep wasn't just real life, but I am impressed with the writers sticking so close to the original source material.

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

I was not prepared for how terrible the terrible twos could be.

Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately

Excited to be part of a protected class for the first time!

I am for the prisoners at the bar, and shall apologize for it only in the words of the Marquis Beccaria: “If I can but be the instrument of preserving one life, his blessing and tears of transport, shall be a sufficient consolation to me, for the contempt of all mankind.” —John Adams

Siri, show me a weak person.

Can't believe Timbaland spent the naughts absolutely ruining banger after banger by adding a few verses about how the female artist and women in general should have sex with him and how great having sex with him is in his own mind.

The general public learning the word "algorithm" was a huge mistake. Sometimes I hear non-computer people say stuff like "X software would be fine if it didn't have algorithms!" oh yeah, remove all the algorithms from software. great idea.

Is the world real? Is anything real?

If I’m a democratic representative I’m at the USAID office right now with a camera crew demanding answers tbh

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Someone had blundered. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to implement policy and die.

finally, someone's going to get to the bottom of re-opening college walk to the public!

Tv show about archeology: And that means this copper bracelet is directly related to the greatest crime against humanity in history... Me: Hmm, I dunno if that bracelet actually had anything to do with that U2 album being downloaded onto everyone's phone without their permission.

So <pouring a glass of wine>, does this mean can *I* be secretary of defence?

Weird horseshoe where AOC and The Bulwark people are the most clear eyed in their political rhetoric about what Trump/Elon represent while the moderate Dems are all still busy talking about finding ways to work with Trump.

can't have crypto without Alice and Bob

Any elected Democrat who looks at the events of the day and communicates “We’ll find ways to work with this” and not “We’re going to fight this” needs to go. I get that they will have to work with it on some practical level, but when Trump is in shock and awe mode, meet the damn moment.

LAME AF.

Well this is all pretty gross.

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

“If you are speaking of music...it is of all subjects my delight. There are few people in England I suppose, who have more true enjoyment of music than myself, or a better natural taste. If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient." - Lady Catherine de Bourgh

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc

All of this has happened before. And it will happen again. nyulocal.com/replyallcaly...

All the Guinea worms should show a little respect already and die.