I love Ea-Nasir memes so much

I've never gardened much. Since I moved in with my sister I've tried to make it nice for her because she's no longer able. Sometimes she'll say to friends that she "likes the way I mow the lawn," but that's pretty much it. She doesn't venture past the patio. Now it's taken over! I like it for me! 🤷‍♂️

Doctors and parents should make decisions about what it best for their kids' health - not politicians.

I yam going to Dick Move tonight. Much looking forward to it because they are one of my favourite live acts.

I barely know how to express how sad and angry I am at the politicisation of essential healthcare for trans kids. Just - this election can’t come soon enough. And when it does, we need to fight as if lives depend on it - because for some, that’s the literal truth. #nzpol 🏳️‍⚧️

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

“NIGHT AND THE CITY” (1950) dir. Jules Dassin Gene Tierney, Richard Widmark, Googie Withers, Herbert Lom 🎬 20th Century-Fox 🎞 #Noirvember

The stopping of puberty blockers for our rangatahi is solely a POLITICAL move made by people uninformed and unqualified to make such a decision #nzpol

ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds WIFE: no way ME: no just curds

One Hit Wonder:- "The Hustle" by Van McCoy. In 1975 this disco song & the accompanying dance were international sensations. Despite winning a Grammy & selling over a million, the hit consists of exactly 5 words, repeated in slightly different combinations: Oh, do it, the hustle. #VanMcCoy #TheHustle

#SecretSantaAoNZ My days of shameful obscurity are behind me! A thread… I like dressing up, and I have no shame

so excited to be able to share the trailer for our exciting ground-breaking series pilot! Please follow us on YouTube to see the full ep when it drops! youtu.be/VoQiAMGEmTo?...

I have a great weakness for Edward Gorey. I was walking past Schrödinger's Bookshop in Petone and there was a calendar in the window. I went in and bought it not caring that it was $40. Maybe it's a thing that that can't be understood outside the cult. Even within it, perhaps. #SecretSantaAoNZ

Most of the time I prowl about and post very little, so as a personality who is somewhat, even festively obscure, I will endeavour to be a bit more forthcoming. I may emerge from the realms of who the fuck is that guy? to the ranks of oh bloody hell, THIS fucking guy! #SecretSantaAoNZ

If the Hollywood Walk of Fame was legit

hello, pot? this is kettle.

Is it a prime minister or a potato or just a potato head ? #nzpol

Only my favourite comic! I'm so thrilled! Thank you so much for this fabulous homecoming on this polar blast of a day! #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

hate it when my plans to climb the stench pipe are thwarted

It has occurred to me that I have not posted a picture of my present, which arrived about 4 months ago. Note that there is a little tear in the wrapping which probably happened en route. I think I need much praise for my restraint in not peering because I swear to Dog I have not. #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

What the hell's the date today? Is it the 7th yet? Taking its own sweet bloody time... #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

Very clever with maracas.

Hey, Winston. Seymour says you're dumb. #nzpol

7th of June... Crikey that's a long way away. #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

Ho, ho, ho! #MWSecretSantaAoNZ With this, I am Gloating. Gloating, I say! I have posted my Secret Santa parcel and I feel, like, so full of myself right now, I may have to have a cup of tea and a lie down.

I'm not an habitual TV watcher. However I'm watching Snow Patrol NZ and I cannot believe what I'm watching. There's a storm on Mt Hutt and several times, not just once, they are calling the ski field staff the "storm troopers" Apparently the Nazi association is just something to embrace now.

For want of other idleness I'll bide your proof. I'm an art tart - Joanna Braithwaite, Liz Maw, Fiona Pardington, Julia Morison, Heather Straka, Lisa Reihana. Comics float boat. Paper Girls, Dan Clowes, Jamie Hewlett, Los Bros Hernandez, Edward Gorey to stretch a point. #MWSecretSantaNZ

Bad Manners at the San Fran last night. Idle Dandy flaneur today.

blondes have more fungus ✨

I was just thinking that it would be pretty funny if China ordered that no "Make America Great Again" Merch was allowed to be produced anymore.

I hope every "LGB drop the T" person is having a terrible morning as the Republicans now come for same-sex marriage, just like we told you they would Solidarity is the only way

Karma or chaos? I don't believe in karma, but if this is wrong, my belief or unbelief won't affect its existence or non-existence. Therefore all action is futile.

On impulse I went into Penny Lane and asked if they had Take Away/The Lure of Salvage by Andy Partridge, and bugger me they did! I haven't listened to it for over forty years and it strikes me how radical and ahead of its time it is. So many of the sounds and techniques are commonplace now.

couldn’t be more obsessed with the wikipedia page for the inventor of the saxophone

I do not think Chris Luxon will be PM the full term. As a neophyte he will blunder to the point where the more savvy in caucus will roll him for damage control. He will not cope with Winston. An escalation of war will worsen things for NZ and the Nats will have no answer.