Holy shit this opinion. Wow.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

This is out-Sovieting the Soviet Union. "You are free to express any opinion at all as long as it's the right one, and the consequences for all the others will be severe, and ratting out is an important part of our free society."

SO dumb. Let's just totally shaft the American economy once a year. that'll fix things.

Like this guy?

Great illustration of the double standard whereby Republicans can lob gross ad hominem attacks against Democrats, people who live in cities, immigrants, and others, but perceive a barely-biased description of the outcomes of their policy positions as the height of rudeness and an intolerable insult.

Reading through the tax provision changes... EVERYONE gets fucked except people earning between 400k-500k that has property.

If you read nothing else from me ever again. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE realize, this is the biggest public health disaster in human history and I'm not exaggerating. This is the first time in humanity's time on earth that we can prevent childhood illnesses, and ARE CHOOSING TO KILL KIDS.

Comparing himself to the great leaders in military history over this, is an embarrassment to those that came before him. what a twat.

If you wanna piss off MAGA... remind them that their understanding of military history is usually just US military history and has 0 nuance.

Now this he will dominate!!

Just a fun reminder today that AI slop is ruining the internet and it is complete bullshit. If you participate in it, I hate you.

We’ll see?

The hilarious thing about Palantir's naming is that in the LOTR books, the maker of them is a douche, and pretty much everyone who uses them in later times gets turned evil by their primary user.

any appreciation on here for my father's day brisket?

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽 I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️

We’ll wait, brother

OKAY, time to vent. I have to pay $190 in order to get PMI removed on my home, all because Fannie Mae pulls FEMA data that is incorrect. AKA, they say I'm in a disaster zone when I'm not. Thereby negating the appraisal I had done 3 years ago. This is a load of bullshit.

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

House chamber burst into laughter when Marjorie Taylor Greene called for "decorum."

I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.

Don’t actually own a NASA Mars prototype ATV, but if I did, that's where I would park it on Broadway. And that’s how I would lean on it.

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - Republican challenger concedes a 2024 North Carolina Supreme Court election to the Democratic incumbent.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Drill baby drill...

This is not a science budget. This is a massacre. thebridge.agu.org/2025/05/05/t...

a stammering Bessent refuses to answer Mark Pocan's question about who pays tariffs

In an entirely predictable chain of events... Trump used his lack of spine to allow them do whatever they want unless they agree to his peace terms, and will continue to blame biden.

The U.S. trade deficit in goods and services soared to a record $140.5 billion in March. Year-to-date, the deficit has increased 92.6%, as companies and consumers rush to import goods before President Trump's sweeping global tariffs increase on July 6.

In other news, here's everything @nytimes.com editors need to know about how to cover a president who wavers on "upholding the Constitution."

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I grabbed a pen and paper and said, “Thank God for that, what are they?”

Two dolls because of one clown.

Andy Le, now the sole survivor of his family and the brother of Katie Le, the 5-year-old who was killed in the Vancouver festival attack, is donating half the proceeds from his GoFundMe to other survivors and their families.

Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

Donald Trump at the White House National Day of Prayer event: "I was with hostages, 10 hostages that got out, they came about 3 weeks ago to the Oval Office." He met with 8 hostages almost two months ago. Bro is not well.

stealing like meme from my hellsite replies because lmao

LMAO today's DUMBEST headline.

Exclusive: A group of 42 Democratic lawmakers has called for a review of Elon Musk's role in the bidding process for the 'Golden Dome' missile defense shield, a project championed by President Trump reut.rs/42QkIYE

BREAKING: Trump cannot use Alien Enemies Act to deport Venezuelans, judge rules reut.rs/3SfHLal

Good. for. Them. This is gonna hurt.

Bye Mike Waltz! Can they do Pete Kegbreath next? 👋

Mayday = HELP ME May Day = Help me... pick these flowers

A black person asked Donald Trump about "Harvard," repeating the word very clearly twice, and Trump's brain just immediately transposed it to "Harlem." After talking inexplicably about "Harlem," Trump catches himself, and switches hastily back to "Harvard" while trying to stitch the two together.

In other entirely predictable news...

Wisconsin spoke and told you to get bent. 🍿

The case for banning social media for children seems inarguable, writes Simon Kuper. 'It has worsened teens' mental health, empowered criminals and shattered people's concentration to the point of making the world stupider.' www.ft.com/content/4c7d...

Fox News host Brian Kilmeade introduced Pete Hegseth as "former secretary" at the start of their interview before quickly correcting himself—but the internet pounced.

Donald Trump is now selling “Trump 2028” hats on his store website. Tell me again how he was “joking” about trying to run again despite constitutional term limits on a president?