people will tell you it’s complicated but it’s really not

just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong

Thank you to americorps for costing me money every year since 2018 and barely making a dent in my student loans. I’m not sure if it was worth it

Spent $330 on groceries and I have absolutely no idea how this is sustainable

I just saw someone in their 20’s on Instagram advertising one of those gravity back inverter tables that flips you upside down. What is happening on social media

My unpopular opinion is that small business owners should be responsible for paying their employees PTO and healthcare regardless of how many employees they have. That’s what you get for owning the means of production.

The general state of things:

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Just click clicking away at my very stupid job while worrying about nuclear war. Super normal activities.

Apparently the key to getting my grumpy old man cat to eat his stupid wet food is to put churu in it for him as well as extra water. This is becoming more of a concoction than cat food

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

My cats are moderately confused because I stayed awake and cooked dinner instead of taking a three hour nap like I usually do

Every cat owner has garbage laying around the house and you have to explain that its the cat's favorite garbage and so you can't throw it away.

"don't assume drivers will stop for you even when legally required to do so" is some batshit level victim blaming how about we get some of these educational videos for drivers? you can show them how to actually stop at stop signs, how to not run red lights, and how to travel at responsible speed

My dad literally asked me if I was hit in the face and I had to be like no those are the chronic fatigue eye bags

Forward.

McKay jaywalking in front of the hospital and Dana smoking in the ambulance bay are the most Pittsburgh things about the Pitt tbh

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Me: why do all of these various and seemingly unconnected parts of my body seem to be broken this week Me: oh it’s probably the autoimmune condition my doctor refused to diagnose me with. Cool cool cool

Somewhere out there, in a quiet sunlit corner of the city, Ed Gainey opens up this page from the Tribune-Review's website, sips from a glass of fruit juice, sees a pigeon take flight outside the window, and smiles.

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

My social media has become inundated by business owners complaining about how oppressed they are by the economy and it’s really wild that they expect workers to care

Corey O’Connor is a bitch

People cannot overdose in a prison if you STOP PUTTING THEM IN PRISON.

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

How your email finds me

There are too many people trying to make a living by finding things to say on the internet

1. Students are people who deserve safe and comfortable housing 2. It’s absolutely fucking absurd that Pittsburgh does not already have a rental registry

Fuck you josh shapiro

"5 things you're forgetting to clean" oh no thank you, that's not my business

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

Did Sarah McNally Baker Zellaby Price actually get a happy ending for once???

as the official spokesperson of the SD62 Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam subcaucus, I would like you to know that this is specifically an effort to give Ilhan Omar a *Gundam.* Not a Jaeger, not a Voltron, not a Powerzord. a GUNDAM

I knew the top model documentary was supposed to be bad but like this is really bad. Why bother making a documentary that is going to be 3 episodes and only talk about any of the “scandals” for three minutes each. Is this another Tyra vanity project or

I really didn’t enjoy living through the 2000’s the first time I do not want to do it again

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

What if we just don’t have a government and everyone agrees to be chill

One of the reasons I choose to remain in Pittsburgh is that we are not supposed to have tornadoes. I am afraid of tornadoes. The “tornado watch” on my weather app is truly ruining my day.

It is 2026 why is this supposed “Dinosaurs” doc on Netflix not giving me feathered dinosaurs

I did it yall. I have become the average American family. Eight-year-old me would be so impressed.

One of the reasons I choose to remain in Pittsburgh is that we are not supposed to have tornadoes. I am afraid of tornadoes. The “tornado watch” on my weather app is truly ruining my day.

Saw mill run update: water level high, impending flood

I’m going to tell you Fetterman is a piece of shit, which is something you can say without having to add fat jokes. I hate to be that girl but it just reads like you think about that shit all the time and you’re thrilled you finally have someone to use it on. Anyway he should live in a zoo.