Reminds me that I got to wear a stab jacket, got a lift with someone who was acquitted and definitely didn't murder anyone and was involved in a mini car chase on one of my placements.

A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!

How is it only Wednesday morning

It appears most of Helsinki is getting ready to see Käärijä this evening.

Satuday's @theguardian.com cartoon #transrights #EHRC #LGBTQ

lmao the head of moldova's public broadcaster resigned because the moldovan jury didn't give romania 12 points at eurovision

I’d like you all to run “transgender extremists captured the BBC” through your deranged conspiracy theory bullshit detector, and see whether it pings

Wow, she's a star. That stage presence! 🤯

As someone who already spread the love witj voting, the 10 vote max is really annoying. Another reason to kick out you know who.

My partner will definitely fancy Malta. Designed in a lab to be his type

This reminds me of the time I had to advise a friend to set up a Gmail account because Big Cock number number might raise an eyebrow.

cannot come soon enough

Stop posting election results. I've had a fun evening out and you're killing the mood.

Happy Polling Day for all who celebrating. Following the Joe Anderson schism, Liverpool doesn't vote until next year's all outs so we'll get a whole year before repeating your mistakes.

It bugs me when companies just think random stripes make something pride related.

That's the west coast mainline for you

tingles my brain I cannot explain × can sing every word Chvrches - Clearest Blue Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 Jimmy Eat World - the Middle The Cure - Friday I'm Love Placebo - Nancy Boy Interpol - Untitled Matt and Kim - Daylight The Walkman - the Rat Joy Division - Transmission

I know it's don't think too hard but I really wish I could pull up my old play list from Winamp (it really whips the lama's ass)

I'm sure the relevant individuals at the OfS will be having their performance and conduct reviewed at their next one to one.

Check your Sertraline if you're on it in the UK www.gov.uk/government/n...

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?

Watching Race Across the World and I don't know where Jo and Kush find their endless positivity. I don't think I've heard them complain once and they're currently shovelling goose sh*t.

Good job it's not full, or this would have been a very nasty crash

all films over two hours long should be dragged before a committee and made to explain all the extra minutes to a panel of experte

And half of those are growing in my lawn 😔 (they do look lovely in woodlands)

Not obvious to me how praising that individual and leading an LGBTQ+ campaigning organisation is compatible. I can only assume the organisation's objectives and values aren't aligned with my own.

TikTok just pushed the scene with Jon Pointing's Danny and Jack Rooke 'I didn't make it, did I?' on the bench as shortlisted for Bafta's TV Moment of the Year. For me, it was Jules, breaking down in the minibus.

Had a really good evening at @pierrenovellie.bsky.social Salford show tonight. Would recommend.

I mean we could just refuse to take part.

I've watched so many hours of Age of Empires 2 on YouTube that the pronunciation of Magyar is frying my brain.

I did appreciate the Russian doll with Orbán on the outside and Putin inside at the Tisza party 😀

I guess the races have finished then.

Will be blocking the A249 until the US government complies with my demands to make the final series of GLOW

I know this is probably just so they can accommodate a massive car park - but I wonder if any UK teams have a stadium to city/town distance like this?

Really disappointed to see Liverpool Lib Dems complaining about parking fines. Just pathetic.

Woke up completely baffled after dreaming I was in Manchester Airport getting ready for a flight to Tel Aviv and wondering why on earth I'd decided that was a good idea in 2026.

This kind of behaviour is why my partner isn't allowed to do the laundry.

I'm not sure this will convince the flat earthers.

No diesel tonight.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Interesting. My workplace has banned people from wearing the Meta Pervert glasses while working.

Wish my parents got a heat pump (and solar) when they had the chance. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Looks like protomolecule

Wondering if my Sainsburys is out of unleaded for normal reasons, panic buying reasons or genuine shortage reasons.

In the year of our common era, 2026, editing someone else's document without using tracked changes should be a sackable offense.

Much angst and many lengthy messages in the sisters chat, as two of them agonise over telling their children the facts of life. I stay quiet, not wanting to admit THIS is how my children found out - from an innocent-looking Usborne book I hadn’t bothered to screen.

he died doing what he loved (attempting to enforce the post-2022 pedestrian right-of-way at junctions)

Why park in a NCP when you can just dump your car on the pavement?

It's been a really nice day and I've spent it gardening and listening to podcasts and I come back inside you're all talking bank notes?