TikTok just pushed the scene with Jon Pointing's Danny and Jack Rooke 'I didn't make it, did I?' on the bench as shortlisted for Bafta's TV Moment of the Year. For me, it was Jules, breaking down in the minibus.

Had a really good evening at @pierrenovellie.bsky.social Salford show tonight. Would recommend.

I mean we could just refuse to take part.

I've watched so many hours of Age of Empires 2 on YouTube that the pronunciation of Magyar is frying my brain.

I did appreciate the Russian doll with Orbán on the outside and Putin inside at the Tisza party 😀

I guess the races have finished then.

Will be blocking the A249 until the US government complies with my demands to make the final series of GLOW

I know this is probably just so they can accommodate a massive car park - but I wonder if any UK teams have a stadium to city/town distance like this?

Really disappointed to see Liverpool Lib Dems complaining about parking fines. Just pathetic.

Woke up completely baffled after dreaming I was in Manchester Airport getting ready for a flight to Tel Aviv and wondering why on earth I'd decided that was a good idea in 2026.

This kind of behaviour is why my partner isn't allowed to do the laundry.

Dave has taken out part of next door's fence and knocked a couple of pots over.

I'm not sure this will convince the flat earthers.

No diesel tonight.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Interesting. My workplace has banned people from wearing the Meta Pervert glasses while working.

Wish my parents got a heat pump (and solar) when they had the chance. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Looks like protomolecule

Wondering if my Sainsburys is out of unleaded for normal reasons, panic buying reasons or genuine shortage reasons.

In the year of our common era, 2026, editing someone else's document without using tracked changes should be a sackable offense.

Much angst and many lengthy messages in the sisters chat, as two of them agonise over telling their children the facts of life. I stay quiet, not wanting to admit THIS is how my children found out - from an innocent-looking Usborne book I hadn’t bothered to screen.

he died doing what he loved (attempting to enforce the post-2022 pedestrian right-of-way at junctions)

Why park in a NCP when you can just dump your car on the pavement?

It's been a really nice day and I've spent it gardening and listening to podcasts and I come back inside you're all talking bank notes?

So close to daylight after 6pm.

Ringing a call centre with the sole intention of ruining the day of the employee who answers? Prize cunt. No exceptions. You've got a complaint. You're angry. The staff member on minimum wage is trying to help you. Don't be a bullying cunt.

I've been working on this for ages in various countries: the story of the intelligence buildup to Putin's 2022 invasion. How did the US and Britain find out so much, and why were Europe and Ukraine sceptical. It's a long one: www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

Can't wait for Aldi to discontinue their Vegan/Vegetarian product lines because of low demand.

Borders! This is a fantastic piece. A pity that we don't get to see the winning entry. @lewisbaston.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social

Weird. WhatsApp won't let me edit messages. Maybe it's tired of my nonsense and wants me to make more of an edit first time.

"How can you tell if someone is a Vegan?" ... "Because they don't make tired jokes about vegans and be weird about bacon?"

I never have time for "it's a slur!" because the people who insist you don't say "queer" will never do the same for "gay", a word that was involved in a lot of harassment and violence that basically anybody who grew up in the 80's and 90's endured. All words for us are slurs. Queer is a good word.

Feels weird to have a Dad who is 70 today which is probably how he felt about having a son turning 40 a couple of years ago.

Did someone accidentally drop the server into the North Sea?

Mark Carney invoked Vaclav Havel in his speech at Davos, and I recall John Simpson’s story about an incident during or soon after the Velvet Revolution, where the dissident leaders asked the press to leave. Simpson got up to go and was called back with “no, the BBC can stay.” How far they’ve fallen

I've not watched the video, or the one of ICE's previous killing because it's not something I want to see. so CNN, the BBC and others failing to do their job and explain what actually happened is appalling.

I like that on Bluesky no one bothers to pretend the rubbish journos at the BBC aren't rubbish and completely failing to do their job. (they're not all rubbish)

Amazing how bad the B&Q website is these days. At least they've not cocked up Screwfix yet.

I wonder which BBC Director General will have to resign when someone takes a closer look at the mission 'timers' on #theTraitors.

The benefit of murdering Roxy is that you'd be murdering Roxy #TheTraitors

Oh thank god. #theTraitors

Great timing for America week Aldi

Did Roxy just describe it as insane "to try and sway people which way to vote at this table"?? #theTraitors

Has anyone done the numbers on how many minutes of the tasks were shown in Season 1 and now? #theTraitors

The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...

Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.

Look, can we not do the Ryanair thing I've only just booked two Ryanair flights for October. It's bad enough that I have the indignity of flying on a Boeing 737 Max.

the day we bring the buses back into public ownership will inexplicably be a victory for LGBT rights

What is it with Scottish bus companies?!

Swimming pool was closed this evening because "someone had been ill in it" and it was taking a bit of time to clean. Delightful.