My next rap album cover. Thank you!

Oooohhhhh no. #AEWDynamite

Meet me outside after the show. I can't fight but I'll waste at least an hour of your time with stories about how awesome Hangman is. I will also cry during the entire conversation. #AEWDynamite

Yup, this just isn't my kind of match. I also went to Blood and Guts last year, and we sat in the front row for it. I either enjoy being slightly queasy or I have terrible amnesia. #AEWDynamite

I mean....... Briscoes now out of action ....... #AEWBloodandGuts 🤼

What if Mark just has a really bad stomach ache? #AEWDynamite

I just yelled, "Get a haircut, you hippie!" to Wheeler Yuta. So apparently this is the person he has turned me into. #AEWDynamite

this segment going long because tk is having to talk darby down from jumping off the building for the vibes #AEWDynamite 🤼

My Men’s World Champion #AEWDynamite

If you are an arsonist cowboy who may need to lay low for a while after possibly murdering a coworker, I have an extra bedroom in Orlando. You'd have to share with my chinchilla, but she sleeps for most of the day. Not talking about anyone in particular. #AEWDynamite

Sometimes Cowboy Shit just means letting the bad times roll off your back. #AEWDynamite

Hobbs, leave Paul Turner alone! He's just doing his best! #AEW

Well now I'm sad. #aew

My men's world champion, now and forever. 💜 @hangmanpage.bsky.social

Marina Shafir is my girlfriend's favorite, so I sent them this. #AEW

Someone please tell @dabryceisright.bsky.social we have a problem. Not THE problem, but a PROBLEM. #AEW

Bryan is me. #aew

I now realize that as a blood/gore squeamish person this was possibly the worst show for me to attend, but my best friend is living her best life so that's really all I want. #AEW

The belt boys have arrived, so I believe Mone is imminent? #AEW

@dabryceisright.bsky.social looking real cool with his new necklace #AEW

Oh she's wearing white, that's never a good sign. #aew

Ready for some blood and maybe a side of guts? #aew

Hey if a tell person is being mean to you just throw some marbles in their path. They’ll probably start cartoonishly slipping and sliding and since their legs are (too) long it’ll take time for them to regain balance. And they’ll probably be all embarrassed, too. Win/win.

This remake of Hocus Pocus is bizarre.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

short haired, fully clothed pac just doesn't look right

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OUR MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION. OUR BLUESKY CHAMPION. HAVING INTEGRITY IS REAL COWBOY SHIT. 🖤💜

"Why does he still have his shirt on?" I say about Pac as a lesbian with no desire to actually see him with his shirt off. It's just unnatura and disquieting. #AEWDynamite

Okay, as someone with an irrational dislike for wrestling without shoes, I have to agree with this. However, it's not something I would ever say to Marina, because...well, look at her. #AEWDynamite

If you do a WHAT chant during a promo I think you should be thrown into a pocket dimension of suffering and anguish #AEW #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

I'm about to fight each and every fucking person chanting, "What" during my god damn Toni Storm promo. This is AEW, we don't do that lame shit here. #AEWDynamite

[ahem] #AEWDynamite #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

And here we have the Deathriders in their natural element, casting a hex they bought from an Etsy witch. #AEWDynamite

harley cameron is a blessing to humanity #AEWDynamite 🤼

On the bright side, Jenni got a Darby hoodie that is two sizes too big (it's all they had) and she is living her best life. #AEWDynamite

And the inevitable update. Didn't even make it to the second match. It is very comfortable though. #AEWDynamite

My teeth are now chattering so loudly I fear it may distract Rick Knox and allow a Don Callis interference, the stakes cannot be higher. #AEWDynamite

Why do I have so many @aewontv.bsky.social hoodies? It's because EVERY SINGLE time I go to a show, I forget a sweater, freeze to death for the first half of the show, then break down and raid the merch booth. I live in Florida. This has to stop. #AEWDynamite

We are SOOOO excited our women's roster is in #BloodAndGuts in Greensboro! Pre-sale codes are now live btw 😘 AllEliteHeels.com 🎟️ In addition to pre-sales for every event, did you know that we offer seating sections for Heels members at most live events? Surround yourself with other Heels at AEW!

I've had the opportunity to do the VIP package several times, highly recommend. Even beyond the meet and greet: you get in the building early, first chance at merch, pictures with a belt, and it's just a fun time. Also Corey and everyone else who works at @aewontv.bsky.social are just the best.

This is what AEW EVP Kenny Omega thinks of Todd's "concerns"

1. Professional Wrestling & Workers' Compensation 2. Taylor Swift: eat the rich, but save this one for last 3. How @aewheels.bsky.social changed my life and made me better in every way and why you should join.

Being cringe is better than being cruel.

Oh also I need to call Spectrum and cancel. Today's gonna be great LOL

I'm also taking volunteers for someone to come to my apartment and be the millipede/centipede remover. I just took a screen out of a window in order to dump them more efficiently versus having to run outside with them. My life can't be more Florida than it is this morning, I think.

Good morning! Does anyone want to call and argue with FL SunPass regarding a toll violation for me? They're saying the vehicle belongs to my company, but the tag number doesn't match anything we have on record, and they won't give me the VIN, just insists that it's ours?

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

I went to half of @mysterywrestling.bsky.social yesterday, and I might be hooked now. I had a flight to catch so I couldn't stay for all of it, but the energy was so great and I loved every minute of it. #mysterywrestling