Can't believe this is in the same year I got pelted with her wedding cake.

i'm not even supposed to be on social media my therpist is going to be so pissed

so fucking deserved. two of the hardest working women in texas. in the whole damn game.

I AM AT WORK BUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ARE TEXAS GIRLIES ARE ALL ELITE BAYBEE

i am here for texas women's wrestling ONLY 🤼‍♀️ #AEW

THEY HAVE RENDERS, AN ENTRANCE, AND A PPV BOOKING!! SOMEONE HAS BEEN READING ALL MY POSTS ABOUT HYAN AND MAYA WORLD!!!! 🤼‍♀️ #AEW

i hope momo watanabe is having a great christmas.

book covers in 2026 are about to get really ugly. there is absolutely no reason a top 5 publishing house is putting out slop that looks like bottom-of-the-barrel self-published books from the 1990s. i want to but zero of these in table quantities it's that bad.

pro tip: if you have a rx for your pet, check if your regular pharmacy has the meds and will fill it for you. I just got 2 scrips for my dog's anxiety meds for $32 at my local pharm that would have cost me >$100 at my vet. this obviously only works for people meds. not for things like heartworms.

Women. Finally some real wrestling 🤼‍♂️

i miss bryan keith 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

the absolute worst list to drop right as my reading the west books start flooding in. damn @mollsotov.bsky.social crimereads.com/the-best-int...

saya fucking kamitani

i love this time of year in retail. people are desperate and i can sell them anything. i just keep stocking the shelves with my weird little underexposed books and people will buy them just because i said so.

I'm in charge around here and I say maya is allowed to be as evil as she wants to be

it's not a real @newtexaspro.bsky.social show at empire until killah kash chases someone out to 7th st 🤼‍♂️

deleted the dead mom post because it's not funny yet.

"first time wielding a staple gun in his career" is a wild stat for shibata thank you excalibur. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite #WinterIsComing

a horror story

STOP SCROLLING NERD

liquid death is for sober people who also want to hang at drinking events without being treated like narcs. literally minding our own business. plus their teas are good and low-calorie. takes like this make you look like you can't have fun without alcohol which is sad.

i'm here to chew bubblegum and overpay wrestlers for their merch. 🤼‍♂️

psa: warhorse has updated his bluesky profile. welcome back assruler 🤼‍♂️

fix this

just worked all my bosses shifts this week while she was out of the country so i hope no one at the wrestling show tonight minds that i look like shit.

feelin cute might start a book club next year

customer: whoever put sabriel on the staff recommendations display is awesome me:

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

WHOSE HORSE 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

#AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Okada:

luther was right about mariah. let's hope he likes mina 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

i dont even know how anyone is supposed to follow that it has me SCREAMING 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

marina using a frying pan is for all the girlies who play fighters who wield cast iron pans as their primary weapon in dnd 🤼‍♀️ #AEWDynamite

merry violence to one and all...but mostly marina 🤼‍♀️ #AEWDynamite

more people should practice leaving. be fickle as fuck. no lords, no brands, no masters. no one deserves your loyalty. let your affection be as gold, valuable in its rarity, not its shine.

Strange Houses by Uketsu

throwing out my pictures of my kids and sending this poster to my entire family this year ho ho

How better to celebrate Saki Kashima than by taking a break

chat is it acceptable for me to gift all the girlies at work knives this christmas?

stardom is actually antagonizing me personally with their booking.

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

non-saturday collision means i can actually watch live 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

DIS RE SPECT FUL 🤼‍♂️ #AEW #C2

The match we all need!!! #AEWDynamite

no idea

thank you toni storm i hadn't picked out my holiday greeting cards yet and this is perfect. 🤼‍♀️ #AEW

hangman: so, swerve, i was thinking about wearing my black fringe jacket. do you have a black leather jacket so we can be matchies? 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

can't wait for speedball vs kevin knight. i love it when tag team partners have to fight each other in singles. inject that shit directly into my eyeballs 🤼‍♂️ #AEW #C2

people who pretend to cook their dogs' food should never go to jail. automatic immunity from all prosecution if you act like your dog is getting people food so they feel special.