Italian restaurant called Parma Jawn.

*screams eternally*

Jeff Hiller winning an Emmy, the co-nominees reacting, and Hiller accepting the award. Watching this repeatedly today feels nice.

Hot flash or did I just eat a giant bowl of pho in ten minutes

Had the most vivid dream about an ex that felt so profound as a living experience until he went in for a romantic embrace at which point I realized I was in a dream and everything went surreal.

Think global, act loco.

I wonder if the national guard will be deployed in utah.

Korea please boycott and divest from here please.

It is distressing to me that I hated everything about what i forced myself to catch of the mtv awards. Grandma doesn’t want to be relevant anymore.

Someone needs to create a FAQ on how to use popular online software. Like a 311 line for all my well meaning luddite pals who ask me to walk them through dropbox and docusign. And not in an AI overview kind of way but like…well, 311! I don’t want to walk you through this anymore!

anything good at nyabf?

My plantar fasciitis-ridden heels hurt so badly that I can’t really walk, after jogging outside three days ago, working out two days ago, and jump roping yesterday. Do others with PF know what to do when it’s debilitating?

So much war

😍😍😍😍😍😍 HT @clementeworks.com

gloria in capitalism

Bobby Flay

Can someone bring me a snack. I think I’m withering.

Levi’s 401K jeans

I pray for peace, and for our oppressors most of all, to determine peace for themselves. As in, I hope they rest in peace.

What flavor is your bribery potato chip bag?

Turns out eating better (not necessarily less) is *sigh, eye roll* making me feel tremendously better *eyeroll, sigh*

really regretting the nap i took at 630pm

Just did some personal budgeting and wow nope

Really wish I didn’t read that open ai suicide conversation.

I was today years old finding out Nico Muhly plays piano and strings on Climax by Usher (arguably one of the best songs).

I’ve resumed praying.

Listening to husb misspell a word to child and waiting for ✌️someone✌️ to correct him. This is a great metaphor.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Dario want to arm wrestle me because he’s “much stronger than mama” 😒😒😒 But he insists the way to arm wrestle is by interlacing our fingers and keeping our hands held permanently. 😍😭😭

I realized as I craved just the potato noodles in a hot pot, I could just make…potato noodles in hot pot (here pictured with some zucchini about to go off). How: Dry toast and oil poach all the sichuan spices+garlic, a little sugar, and add to a base broth of garlic mushroom msg, add the noodles.

Glad I had Tony Thulatimutte’s “Rejection” waiting for me after briefly doomscrolling while D went to sleep. I need military grade social satire.

fuck

getting really tired of having need of this meme

The time I was talking about Joe Budden but my colleague thought I said “Joe Biden” so for five solid minutes there was real confusion.

I keep forgetting Ornette Coleman’s name when recalling his music

At the RAIR ranch. 🤎🗑️🧡

What is the Asian equivalent of wp adding raisins to potato salad?

Why (I know why) do people praise media without citing it. Like “this show did it all… (screen cap, no mention of title or actors).”

Dark thought: someone starts bottling and selling “flood water” a la Liquid Death

Every time I share a tacit glance with a stranger in the subway. Whether it’s to commiserate, confirm someone else on the train is being out of pocket, or flirtation. I live for this. And only in NYC.

My girl friends in Tokyo and I would talk about how we preferred the NYC subway to Tokyo’s notoriously “clean and punctual” system bc somehow the chaos of NYC metro meant an average ride for us would feel a little safer. No old men barking at you, “chikan” or full blown glares from strangers.

oh hell yeah signal stories i can get into that i think (please no one tell me its awful)

Embroidered for an hour and feel less frightened. Hands hurt but…ehn

Anyone else feeling an anxiety so intense it has to be cosmic

ps: Narcan and test strips for fentanyl and the MUCH nastier stuff are readily available in Philly, via prevention points and groups like food not bombs (we distro several times a week). Please please please use care, reach out.

Found out a childhood friend my age died from what appears to be an overdose. This is the 7th person I’ve heard of dying in the last 4 years in my age group of drug and cardiac issues. 3 others are serving time for drug related felonies. Several others who’ve had heart attacks, strokes.

Oh my. Just woke from a dream where I simply saw a mosquito on my hand and clapped to kill it, jolting myself awake. Was I the mosquito…?

I could use a potato chip bag full of money not gonna lie

I think the typos guaranteed to be in all captions to all videos is a psy-op.

“I’m sorry I can’t eat that dessert. It’s my lifestyle change.”