That Türkiye win was amazing.

I really hate that I have become someone who loves running. (I mostly hate it because this will definitely end.)

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Bus karma: I went to the wrong stop with only 12 minutes to get to the right stop, 2miles away. Frantically I looked for a cab, but caught a friendly bus driver instead, who saw me in the road rushing to get to get its attention that i wanted the next stop. Empty roads got me to the closest point.

I watched a 6-ish yo girl carry 4 large bags while pushing a stroller, behind her dad & grandmother who were corralling other family members to a bus w nary a luggage piece. I butted in to carry the girl’s bags bc i saw the bus was about to leave, and was stunned they were so heavy.

The Guardian has just committed a murder. It’s delicious. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I did the most “Calculation of Volume” thing ever: I mistakenly brought the first volume as my beach read, instead of the third, and upon returning from beach, promptly purchased the fourth volume which I already owned. Hashtag November 18 Again. 🙃

I’m afraid father’s day just reminds me how depressing it is that so many people I know are with loser men.

A friend asked if racist childhood taunts à la “me chinese…” with the eyes pulled up still happened in schools, and I said it might not, but whatever kids have replaced that with has got to be infinitely worse. The things kids said to us in the 80s were pretty horrifying, so I can only imagine…

I swept the back alley of my block, clearing it of trash and cat poo, set up an anti-mosquito-larvae trap, and did all that without reporting the old mattress tossed by a recently reoccupied rental. Someone please send me my award.

I hate running. I ran 2.5 miles because I’ve been on vacation/rest for 2.5 weeks.

Why is it so hard to get into the Feldenkreis Method? Because they’re gait keepers.

South Philly Food 🙆🏻‍♀️🥗 Not Bombs 🙅🏻‍♀️ 💣 Skill Share at the Old Pine 🌲Comm Ctr in Philly June 28, Sunday 3-6pm!! Learn abt native plants w @sarahmackattack.bsky.social and I’ll ‘splain fermentation! Also: bike repair🚲, Know Your Rights😤 — not a place for advertising/sales—just neighbordom 💕

Dude. I am so cool. quote tweet with your own version.

Will Teri Gross do Hot Ones

Not to be that guy but I just spent twenty minutes walking through midtown looking for anyone selling physical newspapers to no avail. Is the paper really and truly gone?

The best thing to happen to english vernacular is the -ussy suffix.

lmao

OGUGUA ANUNOBY

I have the most incredible luck/timing—tonight I surfaced from the subway at MSG returning from Melvin Gibbs’ Nzambici show in Park Slope (ie the opposite of sports), & walked into the last 10 seconds of the Finals—dead silent—until Knicks scored, went up by 1, won the game. Manhattan ERUPTS.

Many words this morning because I had a full agenda the rest of the day. #1000wordsofsummer

Why I have TWO tortilla presses is completely beyond me.

What do you do when you read back what you’ve written (what you thought was good), and can’t stand it, think it horrible??

goddammit I did the dumbest thing on earth: reading what I have written 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

2,020 words #1000wordsofsummer (Sorry not sorry I'm doing this--I haven't had this much fun writing in so f-ing long)

"Reverend King," from the album Cosmic Music John Coltrane/Alice Coltrane. So incredibly incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vla7...

Anyone getting rid of a globe I can take off their hands?

I just had the most amazing fit of writing. Not gonna word count for the day yet as I’m taking a dinner break but it’s the kind of writing that makes me feel smart and industrious—I barreled through a block of shitty writing till I got to galaxy brain. #1000wordsofsummer

1903 words -- gossip at the party. #1000wordsofsummer

Dario asked me to sing to him in bed (yes, aww). I had 3 songs on rotation when he was a baby, but he wanted something new. You know how hard it is to sing to a kid who needs to verify all the words and tune? I think I can do that with like, 1 more song w my brain. 3 was tough enough as it was.

Polyrythm method

Why are there so many pharmacies in Wisconsin? Because it’s capital is Madison

I can’t believe it’s not Ulaanbataar

Where can one find the best MDMA? Mali

My kid is in his “obsessed with countries” era (not f***ing annoying at all), so I’m stuck in country pun mode.

Did the Japanese call it a Japandemic?

The nationhood of Nauru was established when Australians refused it.

When something is present everywhere in Uzbekistan it is “uzbekitous”

If you are in NYC and not watching the Knicks you might as well not be watching 9/11

What a way to lose

BASKETBALLLL

WOW KNICKS wow

B====D- - —🏀

Al Pachinko: Say hello to my little beads.

Being a Knicks fan seems hard

1000 words jusssst, to finish a phone call #1000wordsofsummer

1864 words -- instagram FOMO fugue scene #1000wordsofsummer

Cannot wait to dive into this! @pantheonbooks.bsky.social @gengorohtagame.bsky.social @ill-iterate.com

Doctor Orna G. looks like David Suchet’s Hercules Poirot.

For me, working out at the gym is like playing music in small venues as a drummer, that basically amounts to the same net effect: my back fucking hurts, no matter what I do.