i love how i can look at month old selfies and think “wow, i looked really rough back then”.

you can buy this on amazon. it exists as an object you can buy and posses. the dude looks like he’s giving it to his wife, but i think the wife is giving it to her transfem partner who is secretly transitioning.

they’re literally touching grass. no one on bluesky does that.

if you’re not using “cat licks their own b-hole” brand bandages on injection day, then you’re truly missing out

system design interview down. if they didn’t like my responses, i hope they enjoyed my dumb girl face.

if i wrote the book, reading it will lead to Emmy-sis.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 May CICnews Canada is now providing trans Americans with Canadian ancestry expedited processing of citizenship applications, some in as little as 2 weeks as thousands have applied in order to have a back-up to their U.S. citizenship.

Trans people: we're about to be genocided by the US government GOP: Awesome, can't wait Centrists: Thoughts and prayers Liberals: It's your fault because you are a wedge issue and support Palestine Leftists: It's not a real genocide like Palestine is

i’m always slightly weirded out when i meet a trans dude with my deadname, but i feel better knowing that someone else likes it even though it sucks.

khajiit has boner pills, if you have coin

this is cultural appropriation. mormons have their rich history in the beverage arts and it's not right to steal their culture to make an easy buck.

slightly increase a band 1001 Homo DJs (which sounds like a bangin’ Disney movie, actually)

estrogen. try it. 2022-2026 (19 mo 💉💃🏻)

i keep getting straights on Balatro. i hate this homophobic game.

driving to work is enough for me

I love LGBT: Limp Goddamn Bizkit Time

i hate my job. i hate constantly pressing the 1 key.

morning bluesky! have a selfie!

i have this on a coffee cup, so yes.

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i love putting dumb shit in my hair. this will be my magnum opus.

my hair is long and my boobs are booby. today will be an awesome day.

today i read the phrase “blackened happy hardcore” and now i am convinced that everything i experienced this year was a coma dream and i am now dying of asphyxiation due to life support being withdrawn.

“that’s how you make friends in eighth grade. just find some random kids and tell them what cloacae are.“

why do all of the mirrors outside my house make me look like a man? my phone works right and so does my bathroom mirror. what gives?

my cat is so lucky. he gets a holiday every week: trash day. he wants to be a trash truck when he grows up.

The arc of the universe bends towards trans women making a diy version of everything around medical transition (I'm fairly sure it's not the 1st of it's kind but I feel it's the 1st of this quality and polish that I've seen) www.scd31.com/posts/diy-ha...

i’m a princess!

ugh i hate hanging out with 100% cis people. i had a banging anecdote about my orchiectomy but would have melted their brains if i said anything.

cis people saying "a trans" = a way to dehumanise us me saying "a trans" = I was gonna say tranny but remembered I was in mixed company and stopped myself

ok i get it now

This is every transition timeline I've ever seen

trans women love vintage tech because they're familiar with 3.5" floppies

honestly i’m just waiting for a cosmic scale EMP to destroy every chip on the planet. i’m totally over it.

the fact that me and alex have both spent significant time training to modifying our voices to better match the gender we identify with will never cease to tickle me.

(snarky comment) (girldick) (lefty doom post) (math modeling lecture video) (more girldick) looks like i’ve finishes curating my feed!

so true. i have 99 problems and CIS PEOPLE ARE EXACTLY ALL OF THEM

i feel like i’ve been living my life like an irresponsible child up to now without always keeping bail money on me

my cats breath smells like how i imagine Piss Christ smells like now

thought it was going to be warmer today so i wore a dress. i was freezing, but discovered something magical: you can throw your dress over a space heater and get turbo toasty. enjoy your new life hack!

“I know not with what weapons WWIII will be fought, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones.”-Albert Einstein

yeah mine … no i don’t know of anyone named Blanchard, why?

this is the best 420 present i have ever gotten!

mcdonalds is the place to code

i need a hot topper in my life. wait it’s just a butter dispenser? nvm not interested anymore.