Started watching Dead Boy Detectives. Holy shit this show is queer and kinky. 3 episodes in and we've already got pet play, doll play, and size play going on. Fuck'n tinies crawling out of a girl's mouth 🥵

The new They Might Be Giants album dropped today, but I'm too broke to justify the expense. Maybe next month.

HAPPY NEIL DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎹🐀

I can't stop thinking about how it must feel to have a tiny struggling under my toes. #sizesky

Listen Again, I’m not kinkshaming I am simply kink asking why

If you see this, post a character from space.

When somebody asks "WWJD?" Remember that hanging with prostitutes and setting up a vore scene is within the realm of possibilities.

That's not actually why it's called Good Friday but let's not let etymology get in the way of a persistent meme. That link again is wellwellwellcomic.tumblr.com #wellwellwell #easter #goodfriday

"I'm new to size kink and feet" I keep telling people, as though I didn't draw my sona like this back in 2014. #sizesky

Trans Day of Visibility? Oh we are very visible, thank you. Could use some less obvious visibility actually. Just let us be people. Today is Give Trans People Money Day, because we need it. It's really hard being trans, especially in certain countries right now.

Chris Pratt is like the evil Keanu Reeves

Made a post @sizecon.bsky.social visit to the world's largest independent bookstore and found this little gem!

Message received loud and clear, do not buy Guardian bicycles!

I think the chairs in this Sheridan lobby are forming a union. At least this one's a wobbly.

I stashed my bike at a Bike Link locker and, after I shut the door, it gave me a message saying it was running on backup power and that I should notify support. I hope I can still get my bike tonight.😬

Between the spiro and the AC at the con, I cannot stay hydrated. I think I'm gonna try skipping my morning dose tomorrow.

Note to self: if you're going to show up the day before the convention anyway, wait to paint your nails after you arrive. Especially if the trip involves packing and unpacking a bicycle.

Hello Portland! Guess what I'm in town for. #sizesky (Please ignore my askew hood.)

If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*

My ride to @sizecon.bsky.social, it's appropriately small and gets even smaller! Small enough to count as carry-on for Amtrak.

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated! 🎶💃🕺

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I admitted to my work bestie that I had a crush on her - and her response was very unclear, then daylight savings happened, then I upped my progesterone, then I wonder why I'm on an emotional roller coaster all of a sudden.

Sitting in the brake room, trying to process my feelings for my coworker who I've been crushing on for years, and KD Lang's Constant Craving comes on.

My work bestie (whom I've had a longstanding crush on) took me out for birthday drinks yesterday. I've not yet told her about size kink, but she kept telling me how she wants to pick me up and put me in her pocket to keep me safe. She has no idea what she's doing to me 🥵 #sizesky

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter G.

Finally scrapped together enough money to buy my tickets for @sizecon.bsky.social! I wish I was the one shrinking, not my budget. 🥺

Urgent mutual aid request from a young comrade! $85/170 (updated!) Hello! My name is Kero, i am a 19yr old queer disabled person, and I desperately need assistance with bills this month. venmo/cashapp $acideatsbrains #MutualAid #Disability #Queer

Inside you there are two cartoonists. One wants to flex on your knowledge of anatomy, perspective, color theory, etc. The other is exhausted, suffering from tendinopathy, and wants to focus on efficient minimalism. They are incapable of compromise.

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

My boss: (Reacting to the computer assigning me my least favorite task) "Have you ever heard you attract what you fear?" Me: "AAAHH! REDHEADS WHO ARE MEAN TO ME!!"

You don't hear them complaining about being two-tired 📷Nico Piotto

Being polyamerous, there's a real chance my partner could catch me in bed with a Rose. But I'd have nothing to explain, just a question of if I should invite them to be a third.

One of my girlfriends thinks I look like a pirate. I don't see it.

 Are you aware that Kermit’s voice is Wrong in the Muppet show remake or are you Neurotypical?

Two special interests in one!

Customer: "Google AI said you have this product but I can't find it on your website. Me: *does an inventory search* Yeah, we don't carry that product, sorry. You can't trust AI. Customer: (defensive) I NAME my Chat GPT.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

First animated crush without saying your age.

Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science #TagYourself

Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!) #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books

Wormchan🪱

The queer community has had much the same experience. Especially the trans community.

Shrink ray patreon.com/berkeleymews

Got my girlfriend's nut on my face. By that I mean I was resting my head in her lap while she was eating a Payday bar and a stray peanut fell on me. Talk about a money shot!