I recently started dating a girl who lives on a sailboat. I not only get to live out a long-held pirate girl fantasy, but the bobbing and rocking of the boat makes it easy to imagine I'm riding in a giantess's purse or pocket. #sizesky

To the tune of "Sexuality" by KD Lang Now how bad could it be if you should fall in love with three how bad could it be polyamory

Girl who intends to plunder some booty after Pride.

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

I could tell you a story about an egg named "Bob." I won't, but I could.

How it feels discovering that being called "princess" turns me on.

I don't just fantasize about lesbian bike mechanics, I am one.

Explain your @ "Frida" is one of my nicknames, and I'm an easy slut who loves bicycles and puns.

Drop some MUPPETS / PUPPETS ✋🖤🌈

Even when it's just a short-lived, low commitment thing, even when you're poly and have several other established partnerships going strong, breakups still sting.

I'm gonna celebrate Flag Day with a coral bandanna in my left pocket.

Boy, I'd sure hate to be a pedestrian or cyclist passing by when one of these gets in a fender bender.

cis people are scared trans people will gently correct them trans people are scared cis people will legislate our rights out of existence, make it impossible to exist publicly, deny we are who we say we are, and straight up murder us so, u know, pronouns are hard i guess, sure

Last week I was such a busy slut. 4 dates back-to-back with 4 different girls, followed by an orgy. Why start Pride Month off with a bang when you can have several?

I just learned that Marjane Satrapi passed away. Her books seem more relevant now than ever.

Pride

Why did you transition? Right answers only. To take my love of women to the extreme.

John and John of They Might Be Giants claim to be a pair of straight cis men, but they sure have written a lot of songs that resonate with me as a trans person. Sure, my experience colors my interpretation, but *gestures broadly at How Can I Sing Like A Girl.*

Hey, Best Buy, I feel like you're judging my taste in movies with these search results.

Dating me you get an instant polycule.

My nest partner is a sub, but every now-and-then she'll let her domme side out. The way she gently tortures me is just 🫠

Me : I wish shrinking was real. Monkey’s Paw curls one finger. One of my favorite snacks suffers from shrinkflation and is now half the serving size for the same price compared to just three months ago. #SizeSky

Paramount has become an absolutely vile company and the cancellation of the Late Show is nothing short of disgraceful. But, if I'm being honest, I'm still sour on Colbert over the way he quit voice acting. The Venture Bros and Harvey Birdman did not deserve his condesending parting words.

At first I was disappointed that Marko gave Jock and Nerd girlfriends. I wanted them to be gay for each other! But now I just have a personal head-canon that they're a bi polycule.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: They Might Be Giants Weird Al Deerhoof Cake Ben Folds MC Chris Jonathan Coulton The English Beat Yogoman Burning Band The Flaming Lips

A customized 1:12 scale ball jointed doll with accessories.

Sub: "Red is 'stop,' yellow is 'pause,' and green is 'keep going,' yeah? Well, blue is even farther from red than green on the electromagnetic spectrum, so that makes it better than green, right?" Domme: "Clearly I haven't shut your brain off yet." Sub: "You're welcome to try for ultra violet."

As someone on the neurodivergent spectrum, a speck of lint or grit in my footwear is a sensory nightmare. But now, thanks to size kink, I can just imagine a tiny snuck in there for a foot ride and add a little spice to my work day. #sizesky

The Discover feed algorithm has my NSFW account figured out. Plenty of smutty trans-lesbian cartoons and size stuff with a dash of bicycle content. But it still thinks my SFW account is a gay man who's into muscle-bound gym rats.

Slightly increase a band. They Most Likely Are Giants

💚The Goon! "Rugged individualism" and "survival of the fittest" are just capitalist propaganda. Compassion and teamwork are humanity's greatest strengths.

I scheduled time off from work to go to a munch today - only one other person showed up and they left minuets before I got there.

Somebody spilled some gummy bears at my bus stop and I feel like I'm seeing things from @kaela.bsky.social's perspective. (Well, except my tits aren't big enough to get in the way.) #sizesky

Oh, it me.

The junk drawer is such a vital part of a household ecosystem that, in the absence of one, another container will evolve to fill the niche.

It is funny there is a line that connects Ted Turner and size fetishes. How many times did Captain Planet do a shrinking episode? #sizesky #shrinking

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New pride flag just dropped.

1:12 model Brompton kits are a thing, my little ball-jointed doll could have a bike just like mine*! But fucking hell, look at the price! I could get a real bike for that! Not a Brompton, mind you, but still a brand-new entry-level ride.

I have enough followers to answer all of these. The question is, are any of you engaged or curious enough to make me answer them?

Now if I can just get the tools so I can learn how to service a bottom bracket myself, I'll be unstoppable!

My productivity as an artist is inversely proportional to the hours spent in a day job. Working full time, my brain is still bursting with ideas, but my body is broken and tired. I have the tools I need to create right in front of me, yet only enough free time to recover what my job takes out of me.

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif “Hard mode:“ No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Disney or Ghibli