Finally scrapped together enough money to buy my tickets for @sizecon.bsky.social! I wish I was the one shrinking, not my budget. 🥺

Urgent mutual aid request from a young comrade! $85/170 (updated!) Hello! My name is Kero, i am a 19yr old queer disabled person, and I desperately need assistance with bills this month. venmo/cashapp $acideatsbrains #MutualAid #Disability #Queer

Inside you there are two cartoonists. One wants to flex on your knowledge of anatomy, perspective, color theory, etc. The other is exhausted, suffering from tendinopathy, and wants to focus on efficient minimalism. They are incapable of compromise.

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

My boss: (Reacting to the computer assigning me my least favorite task) "Have you ever heard you attract what you fear?" Me: "AAAHH! REDHEADS WHO ARE MEAN TO ME!!"

You don't hear them complaining about being two-tired 📷Nico Piotto

Being polyamerous, there's a real chance my partner could catch me in bed with a Rose. But I'd have nothing to explain, just a question of if I should invite them to be a third.

One of my girlfriends thinks I look like a pirate. I don't see it.

 Are you aware that Kermit’s voice is Wrong in the Muppet show remake or are you Neurotypical?

Two special interests in one!

Customer: "Google AI said you have this product but I can't find it on your website. Me: *does an inventory search* Yeah, we don't carry that product, sorry. You can't trust AI. Customer: (defensive) I NAME my Chat GPT.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

First animated crush without saying your age.

Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science #TagYourself

Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!) #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books

Wormchan🪱

The queer community has had much the same experience. Especially the trans community.

Shrink ray patreon.com/berkeleymews

Got my girlfriend's nut on my face. By that I mean I was resting my head in her lap while she was eating a Payday bar and a stray peanut fell on me. Talk about a money shot!

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Drop a HERO 🦸‍♀️🖤🦹‍♂️

A joke for the history buffs.

I've got enough people following me we could potentially get through the while list.

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness...

Last night I was feeling rather melancholy. This morning I wake up to the news that Scott Adams is dead. I'm feeling much better now.

lol owned

oh i had this realization once

As soon as someone finds the script we might begin the show.

"Uh, this is a poem I call 'New York Times.' New York Times. New York Times. You think you're better than us? Us? U-S? USA? No Way. Thank you." ~Coach McGuirk

A hastily drawn Christmas greeting. Best I could do with the holiday burnout.

I'm riding the line between "hot mess" and "burnt out."

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Ken Paxton, the Texas AG has created a bathroom snitch line to report suspected trans people in bathrooms. Please don't spam this form that lacks a captcha code and definitely don't create a script to automate it. That would be very very wrong to do. www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/texas-womens...

Let's not forget Randall Peltzer was the true villain of Gremlins.

My tits were extra tender today - which means they're growing again! Damn, prog works fast.

Doing some practice doodles of my nest partner. Once I feel confident replicating her likeness, I intend to make her do naughty things.

Deck My Halls

Cycling really is terrific exercise if you're a slut like me. It sculpts your legs and ass while improving your stamina. It's an inexpensive way to reach the homes of other sluts. And, falling off your bike builds pain tolerance - which is fantastic if you enjoy frustrating dommes as much as I do.

Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.

It's my annual tradition, too.

I have - feelings - about this.

As I've taught myself bike repair, one thing I learned early on is to be leery of any tool that claims it can do it all for a discount. Most of the bike multi-tools I've tried were better at doing more damage than actually fixing anything. I think about this when folks claim AI is just a tool.

How did the feed on my NSFW account end up less smutty than my main? I need to follow some more perverts over here.

Bikes and Cars by Jen Sorensen

Good trans news coming out of the UK? That's refreshing.