@drrosenpenis.bsky.social Ummm how is this possible?

SDF > MSY.

Inflation has gone up under Trump. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

Needle therapy…

Those salutes were EXACTLY what you think they were.

Sorry you can’t make it to the Trump inauguration? These sheet-pan Big Macs will make you feel like you’re there.

This kiss is not in their contract for services.

I’ve been feeling like I’m stuck in a music rut lately. A friend told me about an album generator that gives you an album a day. The first two have been SOLID. Highly recommend! 1001albumsgenerator.com

Man used to buy sports cars to help them get girls. Now they buy Teslas to tell the world that they’re incels.

Getting ready…

"The visceral response from people across this country who feel cheated, ripped off, and threatened by the vile practices of their insurance companies should be a warning to everyone in the health care system," Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) told HuffPost in an interview on Tuesday.

Whether it’s Eric Adams vowing to find the CEO shooter while criminally indicted himself or it’s Ronald McDonald actually finding the shooter in Altoona, clowns are having a real moment

If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.

now why do you need a fragrance to last 48 hours? go wash your ass

When businesses talk about ending government “overreach” they’re usually talking about screwing their customers over

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November 17, 2024. 67 degrees.

I’d pay handsomely for Beck to release an album of old country covers.

What the hell I love Fetterman now. www.businessinsider.com/john-fetterm...

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

This headline goes so hard 😂

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Your 2023 Voters Guide: 1. Daniel Cameron didn’t even present #Breonna‘s case to the grand jury. 2. Then he lied to you about it. 3. While seeking police support for his gubernatorial race. 4. And the endorsement of a traitor, thief, molester, and liar.

6:03, 2nd in line. And voting is already a clusterfuck. Because of course.

@502eire.lol it’s election season. You got them judges picks?

how it started v. how it's going

This 1,400-year-old ginkgo tree looks like a mac and cheese geyser.

BRAAAAAAINSS

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Joe Manchin almost singlehandedly doubled the child poverty rate www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/b...

22 years on, now, it’s hard to think Bin Laden imagined that we - ourselves - would fan the fire he lit, and endanger an entire nation. We’ve met the enemy, and it’s us. #september11 #911

Ben Shapiro should go to the Playa, it would dry out immediately

It is entirely too hot for this bullshit. Cats by a million.

Typical Reagan Republican

Don't make me tap the sign

🎶 “Mama said ‘son, I made chicken tenders, You been a good boy, there’s only two genders,’ And Paw got the Covid cause the 5G it rendered, His brain plum useless as a rubber woodpecker” 🎶