It is another tactic used and I see it mostly from white people because any small measure of not getting their way causes them to collapse and throw their hands up. and that is what makes people stay home

People be hollering “make sure y’all are planning for xyz” babe people are putting their RENT on afterpay. You think somebody who can’t pay rent is thinking about retirement money? Let’s be so fr

A scheme set up by Todd.

If you train the public to hate government employees, they cheer when they are laid off. Then they will wonder why the quality and safety of their medicines dropped. Those employees were the only thing standing between you and the will of the pharmaceutical companies.

Same teams who have been approving shingles and flu vaccines every year for your entire life. Suddenly dont believe in vaccine science? Please use your noggin.

Headlines demonizing scientists and/or regulation are the last thing we need.

These headlines do a disservice to the people who work at these agencies. Be specific on *who* blocked it. I'd bet money it wasn't the teams of scientists who work at these regulatory agencies.

Fresh out the gym and from reading 2384 conspiracy theories. "wE DiDnT gO tO tHe MoOn" "ThEy DoNt WaNt Us tO kNow" Let's settle it! Come learn and do the science with us! Join us. And scientists, if you're not taking up space on social media, try Fervae! Train, post, and cite all from one place.

the giant banners with his stupid fucking face on them are less annoying than the fact that he's made us the city with the highest unemployment rate in the country

Growth is beating my ass.

Cause why am I still bundling up! In May! Make it make sense!

Maryland's weather has me missing the deep south real bad

“Do you actually want it or do you want other people to see that you have it?"

It's what Trunchbull deserves

I love when the children fight back

I stan Matilda.

Our reality is just so fucking ridiculous.

✋🏻 ppl be calling for southern states (full of Black and Native ppl mind you) to secede and I think that’s very giggle and cackle worthy lmaooo

You've Got Mail is not cute. Yall lied.

Klay you high yella bitch!

Once upon a time bananas would be green, then turn yellow, and then turn black. Recently I've been getting bananas that go straight from green to black. Green with black spots. Why come they skipping the yellow phase?

You know what else is a liar? Ramen noodles. One brick is two servings? I think the hell not.

The National Science Foundation which funds a quarter of all basic scientific research in the country is being dismantled.

And sold out concerts 👀

60 cents a ramen packet What the fuck are we doing guys

Justice for the cold girlies in the office.

Im tired of being patient like Job. Im ready to dance like David!

Tyra and Brandy may be the same person

A dead man can not see that you have taken a strong stance against grieving him.

I just know my grandma would be hurt.

Not the Texas Ranger!

I’m talmbout no thigh gap When you sit down it seal up like winterized houses!!!!

The new women are not encumbered by shame... they will burn your kingdom to warm themselves with the flames

McDonald's, count your days.

Moira!

People on the internet smack harder than I've ever heard anyone smack in real life. Wanna be goats so bad.

Gently ... composition as a course teaches us how to package ideas to an audience for understanding. The skill being taught is thinking

Frito-Lay, I'm onto you and these prices. Keep playing.

I want to like fish so bad.

Delivery men will really argue with you about how to enter your own building. Like I'm the one who is new here.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

I need a surviving fascism playlist. Preferably vocalist heavy because that is what fall and winter demand. I dont make the rules.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

What if all the increased military presence in DC is because of an international threat? They just can't tell the public. Idk, it makes more sense than what they are telling.

I've been dressing like Adam Sandler 90% of the time for like a year now. It's time to dress like I have some sense again.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

So...yesterday, I found out that my #PhD funding from the government was terminated so money for survival is now in jeopardy. 🙃 If you know of ANY sources of funding, please let me know. #academicsky #academia #research #blackademics #econsky