No cheering, just laughter!

The #TrumpShutdown is imminent.

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!!! DO NOT BE DISTRACTED!

Better late than never…

Lawrence: One of the examples you've put out is in Speaker Mike Johnson's Louisiana district, a 60 year old couple earning 82,000 a year. Their health care premiums will rise by almost $20,000 by 300% because of what their congressman is doing.

#Trump lies about the stupidest shit. His supporters are the dumbest voting 🗳️ block in U.S. history.🤦🏻‍♂️

HEY CORPORATE MEDIA, Say it with me. Your headline is REPUBLICAN CONGRESS FAILS TO FUND GOVERNMENT: SHUTDOWN IMMINENT Let me know if you need any help with this

The #GOP after shutting down the government. 🤨

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better." Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better. Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand. We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

I’m rolling with the brave #antifa soldiers who stormed Normandy on #DDay & kicked some Nazi ass! F #pab #trump! 🤨

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President Trump suggests that his administration could make “irreversible” cuts and actions if a deal is not reached to avoid a federal government shutdown.

Says the dumbest, weakest conman in US History!!

It’s on TAPE‼️ It’s RECORDED‼️ Everything coming out of her mouth is a lie‼️

Perfect

God, I hope this is true 🤣 “You have until Wednesday to swear her (Adelita Grijalva) in…or I will release your Grindr profile and your IP address. I bring receipts, bitch!” RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

Let me get this straight. Most likely, a Jewish dude has assembled a “ German Gestapo/ White Nationalist strike team” in America, the FBI is headed by an Indian guy, the sec of state is Cuban. The Pres, VP are married to immigrants. These people are seriously confused 😵‍💫 🤦🏻‍♂️

The government is going to shut down and your health insurance is going to go up–why don't we have a deal? Take it from Trump: The President of the United States has to get this done.

i resolved the contradiction i invented

I have been holding onto this news for over 3 years . . . my little brother, Julian, voices one of the main family member's voices in HBO Max's upcoming reboot of Charlotte's Web!

We have to stop letting criminals serve out their prison terms as presidents.

Yet Another MAGA PEDO.

Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’ — theonion.com/trump-anothe...

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

the fact that the president of the united states has no grasp on reality whatsoever is barely a blip on the news radar

I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:

Two weeks. 🙄 Legacy media is too soft, stupid to tell the truth about moronic, incompetent #trump #https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/trump-netanyahu-white-house-gaza-plan/

This dude is willing to kill the government instead of letting you live #ThisIsTrumpsShutdown

Oregon Governor Tina Kotek in Portland: "I will not be approving utilization of the Oregon national Guard. The President does not have the authority to deploy federal troops on State soil."

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👀 ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ 🏆 #RyderCup

Stephen Miller has been lying to Donald Trump about what's happening in Portland because Stephen Miller knows that Donald is dumb enough to believe anything.

NARRATOR: As it turned out...they were not.

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Shocking. Another crazy 🤪 unhinged white male trump supporting shooter 🙄 smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

The North Carolina gunman tried to sue the US government for a “genocide against straight men by the LGBTQ+ community”. This is the result of endless divisive and hateful rhetoric from the current regime. They paint the left as “radical”. As the “enemy”. Violence will always follow.

McMorrow: Meanwhile, farmers are being told, “You’ll be okay because we’re going to bail you out.” Having pennies put back in your pocket while Donald Trump is building ballrooms or filling the Oval Office with gold décor from Home Depot just feels insulting. It is beyond insulting.

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