The reason Russia’s May Day parade (that usually highlighted their big bad cweapons) was downsized this year was because Putin doesn’t have that many left. Trump is in a similar situation because he can’t find singing acts.

Trumps Main Event will include a McDonald’s Hamburger eating contest between Trump and Miller.

White House Switchboard Phone Number: 202-456-1414

Simple question: Where’s the $ billions Trump collected for his Board of Peace?

1. If Democrats proposed simple straight up bills that help average people, and unified behind them, they’d show America why we should vote Blue. 2. By saying and doing nothing they’re hoping America will turn on Republicans on their own volition. I choose # 1.

Since no one else will be performing for Trump’s 80th Birthday Bash, he’s going solo as Slappy the Clown.

February 1997. Prince Andrew, unknown woman, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell. Event at Mar-a-lago.

Imagine, if you will, Nancy Mace wearing earrings that depict the Muslim crescent moon and star instead of a crucifix. Or the Satanic pentagram. Or a Jewish star. Damn - I hate religion. It’s so divisive.

I’ll never willingly give Twitter access to my photo library or any part of my phone. I’d rather save an image by screen capture. Same for facebook. I don’t trust them. And rarely ever go there. What cesspools.

People come here for a better life, hoping to enjoy the fruits of justice for all and escape repression. They value what 250 years of freedom can do for them, but much of it is an illusion when radicalized nationalism takes hold. Lift up your children and neighbors. Lift yourself up. Not down.

No other president in US history has been so reckless and unhinged.

If Trump doesn’t like a judge’s ruling he demands they be prosecuted. Whereas, social media has given him an unfiltered megaphone and the corrupt Supreme Court gave him a “get-away-with-crimes-anytime” card.

We’ve gotten used to Trump posting about every gas bubble that runs through his intestinal tract. If he stopped, global markets would freak. Did he die? Are we all about to die?

Walking home tonight through Central Park just after sunset, from the edge of the Great Lawn:

I had to fight A.I. to create this parody. I wouldn’t relent. So…

Woke up. Got outta bed. Dragged a comb across my head. In case you missed it. I’m woke.

This is not a Trump Buffet where you can dump on Trump all you want. It’s a fine dining experience with fava beans served with a nice Chianti, where you can dump on Trump all you want.

We’re all very busy. But I’ll make time to read the complete unredacted Epstein files including pictures, names and everything. Still waiting.

plus this

“Woke lefty.” As if “being aware, democracy-loving and principled” was a crime. I’m a woke lefty. Not a communist. I certainly don’t want our government to own the means of production - like Trump does… owning Intel and other companies. THAT’s the definition of communism.

Now that Would be So Logical…. SO IF WE DON'T LET ATHLETES BET ON GAMES THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO INFLUENCE.... WHY DO WE ALLOW CONGRESS TO INVEST IN COMPANIES THEY REGULATE?🤷🏻

This is not a government by the people for the people. It’s “Tit for Tat,” the game show.

Breaking America Again. His background is as an MMA fighter and a plumber… and therefore “qualified” to be on Trump’s cabinet so as DHS Secretary Markeayne Mullin threatens to pull agents from blue cities’ airports over ICE detention center protests. Clean up in isle 47.

I’ve got a feeling… People are really really pissed and have had enough. youtu.be/mZRmUTETb6o?...

The tree has infected roots. It’s easy to focus on Trump’s corruption and demagoguery but let’s also focus on our state representatives, governors and the Congress. They aren’t of sound mind. Clean house. We have one shot at this - unless they cancel the elections.

Donald Trump has but one simple job and he screwed that up too. Mall Cop.

Misunderstanding what to do with the metal detector, Stephen Miller starts giggling while spanking visitors from Norway.

… talking of pedophiles, let’s tell the story of Donald Trump. It’s such a touching story. It’ll grab you by the …

NBC News spoke to 13 farmers across Iowa this week. Eleven voted for Trump in the past and still largely back him, hoping “to God,” as one put it, “that he follows through” on his promises by the end of his term. What did he actually promise them? To make America great? That’s f-ing nebulous.

We rescued a beautiful dog from the NYC ACC shelter. They said his name was King. The name didn’t fit, and he never responded to it so we renamed him. Another reason was: NO KINGS.

Do you ever wonder where the hell George Bush is these days? He’s probably holed up in his ranch frightened to say anything after his total shit show of a presidency, 9/11, Iraq. Afghanistan, WMDs and financial collapse. What a stupid idiot he was. And now the GOP is even worse.

Let’s be more like South Korea and impeach, convict and jail our president too

This is how Paxton makes decisions: youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...

Watching Mike Johnson is like watching a dog sniff another dog’s ass.

If you could only pick one: A: Groundhog Day with Donald Trump B: Groundhog Day with Bill Murray

All you need to know about rock and roll is right here: youtu.be/oT5LwwEHgnc?...

From the Epstein files: Trump kisses young girl on the lips. Notice Trump’s unbuttoned shirt. Disgusting.

Haven’t watched anything on CBS since Colbert signed of.

90% of Trump’s follower are religious psychos. 9.9% think he’s making America a stronger nation. 0.1% are making all the money.

The department of justice is a hit squad. The purpose is to bankrupt (or deport) people who can’t afford to defend themselves against a taxpayer funded assault.

If a chairman or president of a public company was committing retribution, self-enrichment, racism, misogyny or promoting violence, they would be thrown out in a second. It’s an indictment politicians are there for power and money and not to serve the greater good. Two parties - one way, way worse.

Lincoln chose “malice toward none.” Mandela chose reconciliation over revenge. Trump promised “I am your retribution.” That contrast tells you almost everything about leadership and what public office is supposed to be for. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Since Stephen Colbert left CBS’s 11:35 slot in mid May the network’s late-night ratings have fallen sharply. His replacement program, Comics Unleashed debuted with about 995,000 viewers, compared with about 6.7 million viewers for Colbert’s final episode — an ~ 85% decline in total audience.

He just grabs them and they let him do whatever he wants to do with them?