the video game industry is a mess

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I assume it's a good sign to find a smiling stone on a holy island

Me: Let's go build some fun features today ☺️ My custom game engine, cosplaying as a sickly Victorian orphan: Please... Father... *coughs* I have... a buffer overflow... inside the logging function... *hacks* you wrote... four years ago...

My leg has fallen asleep but he's just so cute snoring in my lap and I don't have the heart to wake up a lil guy on his birthday so this is where I live now I guess

Happy 10th birthday to my baby boy!!

When you and your lich buds gotta lie down for a little nap after your summoning circle

I think there are more fireworks tonight after the seahawks game than there were on the 4th of July

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Turns out producers naturally accrue the "want to help someone" status effect and if they don't have a team to focus that on to offload the status effect stacks they lose their minds and start reorganizing all their kitchen cabinets

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Using my painting skills to make the most fucked up lil dnd guys

Same picture

my favorite meme for this time of the year

When you're a beautiful dumb baby who scratches open a lump and has to go in the shirt of shame

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Miro wants to give me a recap of my Blue Prince board and if it's anything other than this gif I'll be disappointed

I got you a present!

Looking through old stuff at my parents place and found 6 year old Kelly's graphic novel version of Star Wars. I think I covered all the main points 😆

Tried out a peanut butter chocolate cake recipe, success!!

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years. 🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail! 🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

I didn't know moths came in an art deco variant!

Baby boy

Hey game dev friends, if you're in need of a senior producer please let me know. Most recent experience is primarily in VO/PCAP/Localization production but also have produced design, art, and engineering teams aplenty over the last 13 years.

Howdy! 🤠

I needed a pet Halloween costume so I got a long little doggy

Finally sinking my teeth into Hades 2 and I just adore Hestia's design 😍 My kingdom for hearth granny

Had an absolute blast at the #criticalrole NYC live show yesterday!!

Happy Finn Friday!

Today's corgi nickname- Fartemis Fowl

Live, laugh, love

When you're sick all day looking at your new minis you've been wanting to paint all week but haven't been able to do anything other than sleep for the day 🥲

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After years of research and development into dumb names to call my dog, I'm pleased to announce a new stupid nickname going into the rotation: Meet Bilbo Borkins

that sound you hear is every producer on the planet clearing their throat and giving the rest of us a meaningful look

If you do not support trans rights unconditionally, I am not your friend.

Well said!!

Find someone to look at you the way that Finn looks at a single piece of shredded cheese held above the camera

My Chemical Romance knows what's up

When Finn was a puppy I was deep in my Destiny phase so he got used to hearing bangs and explosions all the time. The side benefit is he's completely unfazed by fireworks 😂

He's truly living his best "dog of a millennial without kids" life 😂

hypernormalisation

Deeply unserious creature

I got to play with swords tonight!! Bwahaha

My sick day nurse

I really should have forseen that playing a lot of Blue Prince and watching The Rehearsal right before bed was going to lead to some weird time looping dreams

You know it's going to be a good dnd session when one of the other players brings a "sorry for the tpk" cake after angering a nest of giant worms

The conditions under which I have to cook