Behold!

At what point is it no longer a "miniature"?

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

New dice tray just dropped

This is so, so well-articulated.

My April Fool, happy 10 years since he waddled his way into my life

Lots of tech dudes think the "idea" is the important part of creating, not the creative journey you take through work to give that idea actual meaning. Ideas are the easiest, cheapest and least fulfilling part of it. Giving ideas life through work, and sharing that work with others, is the stuff.

When I was 11 I won a design an ad contest where the prize was $50, I was so pumped to buy some sick Legos until I found out it wasn't cash it was a Patriot Bond I'd have to wait decades to be able to use. I'm pleased to report I cashed it today and immediately went and bought some sick ass Legos

As always, I recommend just using a photo of the game director's face as a placeholder if you have nothing else to hand.

He's been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

My 73 volume complete Naruto collection from when I was a kid just went to a nice young man whose mom drove him to the meet up and he's really excited because he hasn't read or watched the series before but his friend is a big fan

The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.

A big draw of the game-design-by-A/B-testing type thinking is that it absolves you from having to form your own opinions & taste. It allows you to outsource the most difficult part of any creative endeavour: actually believing in your vision.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

My ancestors almost accidentally blew up the Mayflower by playing with gun powder in the cargo hold. So technically America is my family's fault, sorry everyone 🙇

Ghost of Yotei star: 'workers need more protections' in game development

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

the video game industry is a mess

2022: game developers tell execs chasing fortnite wont work 2023: game develop tell execs chasing fortnite wont work 2024: game devel tell execs chasing fortnite wont work 2025: game d tell execs chasing fortnite wont work 2026: gam tell execs chasing fortnite wont work

I assume it's a good sign to find a smiling stone on a holy island

Me: Let's go build some fun features today ☺️ My custom game engine, cosplaying as a sickly Victorian orphan: Please... Father... *coughs* I have... a buffer overflow... inside the logging function... *hacks* you wrote... four years ago...

My leg has fallen asleep but he's just so cute snoring in my lap and I don't have the heart to wake up a lil guy on his birthday so this is where I live now I guess

Happy 10th birthday to my baby boy!!

When you and your lich buds gotta lie down for a little nap after your summoning circle

I think there are more fireworks tonight after the seahawks game than there were on the 4th of July

👅

Turns out producers naturally accrue the "want to help someone" status effect and if they don't have a team to focus that on to offload the status effect stacks they lose their minds and start reorganizing all their kitchen cabinets

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Using my painting skills to make the most fucked up lil dnd guys

Same picture

my favorite meme for this time of the year

When you're a beautiful dumb baby who scratches open a lump and has to go in the shirt of shame

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Miro wants to give me a recap of my Blue Prince board and if it's anything other than this gif I'll be disappointed

I got you a present!

Looking through old stuff at my parents place and found 6 year old Kelly's graphic novel version of Star Wars. I think I covered all the main points 😆

Tried out a peanut butter chocolate cake recipe, success!!

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years. 🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail! 🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

I didn't know moths came in an art deco variant!

Baby boy

Hey game dev friends, if you're in need of a senior producer please let me know. Most recent experience is primarily in VO/PCAP/Localization production but also have produced design, art, and engineering teams aplenty over the last 13 years.

Howdy! 🤠