Pope Leo:

Really want to tackle hug, but he seems like he wouldn't like it. ☹️

This is disheartening. I try to find diverse podcasts, specifically because I want to not hear from the same perspectives. Also, we're counting YouTube content as podcasts? That feels...weird.

Fuck yeah.

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/

From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓 The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺 The facts are so good 🥺 Eels are so cool 🥺 Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net

Well, that is a choice.

My age is "my favorite band is getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight."

If god were kind, all nuts would be 1 calorie per pound. I can eat so many fucking nuts, but they're so high in calories. 😭

If you want to believe you were put on this earth for a purpose, please feel free, but don't drag me into those shenanigans, especially if it involves procreating. That is utter nonsense. No one's purpose in life is to breed- they were conceived and maybe the parents had a purpose when they did that

I always do my financial shenanigans on Friday afternoon and boy I'm regretting that decision today.

Usually I phrase that as "I hope you have the day you deserve" but honestly I don't have the energy to be clever. Kim Davis sucks. I hope her socks are wet forever. I hope she never eats her favorite food again. I hope people cut her off in traffic constantly and she's never allowed to merge.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

This video of the exec passing out at the press conference is kind of amazing. Kennedy literally runs away. Trump at least looks vaguely concerned at first, but Kennedy's reaction is absolutely hysterical.

I am living an Ask a Manager letter right now and I kind of hate it.

I gotta say, I’m seeing the most Live Laugh Love women I went to all girls high school with in Ohio posting anti-ICE Instagram reels and demanding people pay attention to the threat of fascism

I am not the most optimistic of people but it is genuinely baffling to me how many people assume the absolute worst about each other. How can someone exist in this world and assume everyone has the worst intentions at any given time? Wouldn't that make you miserable?

I don't know what's up, but the three of us in the house all woke up at least an hour early. It's almost time for my alarm to go off and I'm tired again. 🤦

I enjoy that Peacock seems to think I may watch anything other than SVU on their app. They always put SVU fourth on the list of shows recommended for me- maybe one day I will accidentally pick one of the top three and make their day.

This actor has the blandest face I've ever seen. I kind of can't believe anyone put him in this big budget action movie. The character seems fine, just...this actor, I just can't get over it. The movie is amusing otherwise.

I guess it's Argue With Susan Day again. I wish someone would give me a heads-up a day early, just do i can prepare.

There is a mental health AI chatbot named Woebot and it's a fun pun on robot but a completely depressing comnentary about the states of mental health, insurance, healthcare availability, and AI.

Well, doesn't this beat all?

I have never been more excited to be asexusl.

This is the worst rendition of the American anthem I've ever heard. You could have gotten a teen girl to knock this out and it'd have been 150% better.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

Where do I get a huge Medusa wall? I could use one for my cubicle at work.

My 5k today is at 3PM which should be illegal. 3PM is like 8PM for me.

Aida de la Cruz wins Halloween.

I am, very clearly, not excited in the slightest for Halloween.

One of my coworkers keeps calling hospice "hopkins" and it took me a long time to figure out what she meant. The situation is not comical, but...

I'm kind of jealous- I'd like to shave my head, but as a fat woman, my hair is basically my last vanity and I just can't bring myself to do it. I wear my hair back tight in a clip and it's pretty nice, the freedom of not styling it, not spending time on it, not spending money on it.

Reading an article about AI from SHRM and they drop this, "AI's true disruption will cone from industries and jobs no one predicts. He likened today to the spreadsheet's invention, which unexpectedly enabled private equity."

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Bootsy Collins, local hero. Cincinnatians will go to the mat for two people: Buddy LaRosa and Bootsy Collins.

As an aside, I followed one official account during the last administration and suddenly, it was reposting a bunch of nonsense from other accounts, so I'm using this to block them all.

This is highly weird but ladies, lean into it. Make us all aware of the *very* gory details of your cycles. Let the men know exactly how bad your flow is, tampons or cups or pads, details about symptoms. Too invasive? Of course. So make shit up. Either they'll get grossed out or it will normalize it

IT savvy people: if i make a passkey that's a picture of me, but woth a sign that says, "Fuck off!" in front of my face, as long as it's the same sign each time, will that work? Because I already have a password and 2FA- I don't know why I need a passkey on top of that.

Well, I won't be wearing those shoes to work again. How dare I wear my new, pretty shoes to work. I probably shouldn't bother to enjoy things- I just get shit on for it.

“i have always been a shitty person i was just more careful not to leave evidence behind” -the vice president

I don't care if it's illogical or it goes against safety protocols- i want to download files to my desktop. Not a sub folder on my desktop or a mirror of my desktop on OneDrive- to my actual, honest to god, physical hard drive desktop that is in front of my face. Why do IT people make this so hard?

God, today is wretched already. How dare I return the mop that was apparently a gift to me tgat I'm not going to use and no one else was going to use either.

Looks like a Bengal- which means this is actual reporting and not satire.

I thought I was going to be out of town for four days, so I didn't buy myself food for this week. It's fine- I have random bits and bobs- but it's going to be a lot of bagels and cereal until Friday.

When @weratedogs.com calls your agency fucking losers, maybe it's time to reevaluate your career choices.