Hang it in the Louvre

My new favourite piece of pub toilet art

Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?

Ah, yes. Sophie (Corcoran)'s Choice

The Shape of Bollocks

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social Aberdonian tools

It's what she'd have wanted

American Pope to avoid the tariffs, smart.

Glad they finally got to the bottom of this

Age range: "if your child doesn't fit, you must acquit"

@southlanarkshire.gov.uk going big on April Fools today by making it the first day you need a permit to have your garden waste bin emptied. Paid the permit weeks ago and they still didn't empty the bin because it doesn't have the right sticker on it...that they still haven't sent me.

Excel: not even once

Gwen Stefani has really gone off the rails

In all fairness I'd say this is one of the most expected places to find light

The Trump #inauguration Balls are much like his own two in that Melania will only be near them for a contractual amount of time.

*seeing another wave of users join the platform* maybe these will be the good ones

HERE WE GO

I wonder who'll end up with the caravan

Has she tried CBT

Imagine if he'd been given 1901 www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/c...

Improve a movie with "Fuck" It's a Wonderful Fuck

Tinker Tailor Soldier Fuck

What fresh AI hell is this

"They're Corrrrupt!"

Whoa Black Betty

The re-education of Lauren Hill

"Cliff Richard's Christmas Gravy" is an excellent pub quiz name

Customer: You get me an Americano Barista: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Customer: what

Missed this week's pub quiz

Banger

Yeah... I think I'll pass on that one

"milk shake bottles" my arse

@therealyplac.bsky.social deliveroo driver living up to stereotype

"we know they are a corrupt, criminal and morally bankrupt organisation who profit off the suffering of millions, but at the end of the day you need to work with them if you want to be involved in football" said Aramco

"they're eating the McRibs, they're eating the Filet-O-Fish"

As good an excuse as any to watch this again youtu.be/6A0rwG39Jzk?...

Yet another one taken too soon

Top half or bottom half?

If you see this, quote post a photo you made of a sunset.

Mistletoe and Wine by Bob Seger Hmm, could work