School is shut due to the heat, my kid is currently standing in the back garden like this:

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

My current blood type is ‘ice-cream’

Ah yes a nice warm cup of tea, that will sort me out

the three genders

Is it the heat making me see things or is there a cat in my house?

Happy Pride from space

Hard to get any of my posting done tbh

Current temperature status:

The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster and gradually more terrifyingy

You know it’s bad when …

‘Happy’ Fathers Day from my beloved child to me 💩

I don’t really post on Threads but I appreciate their meme efforts

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Lego Batman has been a delight, the handling of Bane has made me screech laugh several times.

I’m not sure what to do with this information but it may be of interest to you?

Please no, I’m not ready to die yet

Hmm my milk hasn’t been delivered this morning. What could have possibly happened last night that could have caused him not to turn up for work today?

Around the World in 80 crisps continues

Prime Minister (if you’re reading this) - I would suggest that many of today’s social ills stem from the over 45s being on social media and should be banned - not the teenagers.

Going to retire and open up a carvery for all the other millennials/Download crew and call it ‘Limp Brisket’

Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.

'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'

@jessbradley.bsky.social it’s all kicking off

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

Didn't get that job with Tourism Scotland, lads 😔

We have flown too close to the sun

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

TipToe was amazing telly as expected, they crammed a lot in over 6 episodes and it was a bit heavy handed at times but then I guess it had to be. Educational and thought provoking - bravo

Finished Jimmy B, absolutely adored it. Knew it was in safe hands but wow what a love letter. I do hope there is more to come.

Dining out tonight at the new American themed bbq joint

Masters of the Universe was wayyyyy better than I thought it might be. It’s like a self aware Flash Gordon. The audience were all my demographic and we had a blast

Gelatinous Cubes are so hot right now

This is my first time eating a legal definition quagmire

It’s going to be amazing how British newspapers are going to relax their definitions of “Who is British” when the diverse English football team starts doing well.

Leo point gif

Took some time out today to watch the most ancient and noble of sports

I may never stop laughing at this.

In a world of Dominos Pizzas, be a Hello Fresh

Somehow Tupac returned

I think it's fun to have a James Bond who was in high school during Covid

Eisenhower’s all-staff email ahead of D-Day:

Current weather status

London says ‘Happy Pride’

That’s John Blanche away - the best to have ever done did it - put him on his own Golden Throne

Guy on the carriage is munching away on kimchi- we have unanimously voted that he is to be arrested for ‘crimes’

According to a GDC survey, 25% of all video game characters are likely to be gelatinous cuboids by 2031.