Neil Gortz
@gortz.bsky.social
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Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.
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Catbus
over 1 year ago
current vibe
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Back to it then
about 18 hours ago
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Samuel Roberts
1 day ago
The dating minigame in GTA 4 is inaccurate, because potential partners will comment negatively if you wear the same clothes you wore to the last date. In my experience, they will simply tolerate it politely.
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Watched Ronin for the first time (nearly 30 years late to the party) and whilst itâs part of the rare pantheon of films where Sean Bean does NOT die I am left annoyed by the MacGuffin of just what was in that case?
2 days ago
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Tokyo Sexwhale
2 days ago
How the living room feels after weâve taken the tree down.
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æ°èŁăšăŽăĄăłăČăȘăȘăł
3 days ago
I can't believe the recipient of the first annual FIFA peace prize would do this
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In your face âdry Januaryâ
5 days ago
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John Linneman
6 days ago
The final day
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Ending the year painting robits
5 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
6 days ago
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
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Got the house to myself today which means itâs time to glue together my new warhammer mens in a poorly ventilated room.
7 days ago
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The 2025 round up from my private instagram account that youâre not cool enough to have permission to view. At any rate what a year - if next year could calm down that would be nice.
7 days ago
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The âchocolate influencerâ gears up for a strong 2026!!
8 days ago
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My most played of 2025: It was quite jarring to make a hard stop playing games from the old digs. Deffo had a lot of fun mixing it up with friends. Special shout out to South of Midnight and Revenge of the Savage Planet which I very much enjoyed.
8 days ago
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Iâm sure fiscally this will be fine
8 days ago
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Smooth Dunk
9 days ago
edgy
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At the stage of the cold now where my cough sounds like the AT-AT guns
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9 days ago
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Very much âmy bagâ
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9 days ago
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Brian Cox will steal any scene no matter the supporting cast
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9 days ago
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My FitBit just vibrated and said âcâmon now, jokes overâ
10 days ago
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josh (auldfriend99)
10 days ago
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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King of Beers
@irregulardave.bsky.social
gifted me this Terminator tipple for Xmas. I think this will begin a trend of me drinking only movie themed booze in 2026
10 days ago
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Next to Warhammer books are they greatest gift a boy can get
11 days ago
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donni saphire
11 days ago
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They donât really check
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13 days ago
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Commenting âAI slopâ on all the pics of your kids opening their presents.
12 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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My favourite Christmas tradition.
13 days ago
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Ah yes, the Christmas goat.
13 days ago
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The Die Hard debate is so tired, a Christmas film is whatever you want it to be.
15 days ago
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Finished Terminator 2D: NO FATE by
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and it was just as fantastic as I knew it would be, what a retro love letter to one of the greatest films of all time. Eaaaaaasy Money!!
16 days ago
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Getting Christmassy with my favourite traditional watch.
17 days ago
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At last, an achievement to be proud of
17 days ago
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Spending my last office day reworking the podcast room - what could be more relaxing?
17 days ago
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Glenn Moore
18 days ago
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Precious supplies from Scotland have arrived
18 days ago
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LinkedIn does a âwrappedâ because of course it does - here is me:
19 days ago
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Always humbling to go to the museam and youâre old enough to have lived through the exhibits
24 days ago
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@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social
saw this? Thought of you
24 days ago
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Santa brought Terminator 2 cards to the Christmas drinks.
24 days ago
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The Christmas gods have been angered!!!
25 days ago
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Environmental storytelling
26 days ago
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âSerious Alâ has awoken, the end times are here
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26 days ago
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Worm Girl
5 months ago
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Fell for an AI post about new sweets - feels personal
26 days ago
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âŠbut they were all of them deceived, for another tree was decorated.
29 days ago
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Oregon đđČ
9 months ago
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Some glaring omissions which I donât quite get but the vibe is correct.
about 1 month ago
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Beware the perils of yacht rock
about 1 month ago
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I started a new Twitch account when I got my new job this year so not much of a wrap up to post. Rest assured though I watched your channel and it was my favourite.
about 1 month ago
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