@neillcameron.bsky.social my daughter took her new copy of Donut Squad to the Donut Shop yesterday just to show the staff, then read aloud her fave jokes to us on the journey home. Truly it’s her favourite thing.

Rescinding any chance of knowing a lovers touch yet further by making even my booze Warhammer branded.

Always watching …

Not bad for a guy that walks with a cane.

Still haunted by driving past Hooters in Nottingham and seeing the sign that read ‘Kids eat FREE on Sundays’.

When in Nottingham ….

A belated birthday card for a special boy

Hey look, it’s two middle aged men with a podcast

Took a self date today to see Nan Goldin’s ‘Ballad of Sexual Dependancy’ - a collection of her works first published in the 80s. It’s been in my life since the 90s and has (I feel) coded who I am now. For something so deeply personal (to me) it was strange to experience it in person with a crowd.

How I look at my wife when she asks if I’m ’SERIOUSLY going to have ANOTHER round of pancakes’ today.

Reading a lot of think pieces about the timely passing of the great Robert Duvall and it’s all ‘Godfather this, Godfather that’ - not one of these (so called) film reviewers mention Gone in 60 Seconds - arguably the best film of all time - even if he was upstaged by a mute Vinnie Jones

Rewatching Dogma for the first time in like … 15 years, it remains wonderful and just as relevant today. An all timer. The bittersweet’ness of seeing Rickman doing one of his best performances.

Appropriate for Valentines I guess

Say it with flowers … or don’t

I bought it for my kid, honest

go london greatest city in da woild baybee

4 years on Kesimpta, the drug that (for now) holds my #mutiplesclerosis at bay, this combined with daily pills and monthly electro shock sessions - life isn’t always easy but as long as the medicine keeps fighting the good fight I’ll soldier on.

Emerging from my pool of gloop for another day down the content mines

POV: I murder my goldfish and dispose of the body but I immediately realise that I am not going to get away with it

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

Nuremberg is an interesting film, the script is hokey for events so well documented but the all star cast chew up the scenery flawlessly.

Pin badges but scary

The new muppets was exactly what it needed to be, a whole series of that pls

Of all the rotten luck

Watching Layer Cake for the first time in years - what dates it most of all is there is smoking in clubs

I think the pacing of Fallout season 2 was off but boy did they stick the landing with the finale. Fair play.

when people in my block get parcels: unnecessary purchases... greed... gluttony... ruinous behaviour... when i get a parcel: wowee :) a special little delivery :) for a special little guy :)

If Laura Palmer could hold down 5 jobs and 2 boyfriends you can deffo make it through your nine to five

share to mortally wound a scottish person

‘Hey dad, is it ok if I take my MothMan figure and stickers into school for show and tell today?’ So very proud

Absolute tens of fans in attendance at this sold out Royal Rumble

RIP to one of cinemas most amazing scene stealers

Fetch me my finest feather boa

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Happy Burns night to all celebrating

Continuing my season of films I haven’t watched for 20+ years I stuck Magnolia on (career bests for Cruise and Moore imo). Interesting revisiting from being a naive 20 something to having led a life brings a new perspective on it all.

Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.

Rewatched ‘The 5000 fingers of Dr T’ - a fascinating musical from the 50s trying to bring Dr Seuss to film. Most people who saw it when they were young have dismissed it as a fever dream/nightmare. Just stunningly bizarre and of its time. More people need to see it.

With no horse in the race anymore it’s been strange watching the Fallout show is a ‘civilian’. The pacing of this season has been odd but I am enjoying it.

Could it be he read an advanced copy?

‘From Dusk til Dawn’ turns 30 this week, the ‘making of’ was what convinced me I would start my career in movie making which as you can see worked out flawlessly.

I can say with some confidence that the Bone Temple is comfortably the best 28 Days movie since the original

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The guests are here, break out the good Oreos

yir da has an AniMatrix tattoo