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The inner workings of my mind

The weekend has landed

Officially a ‘Giver’

If you’re left behind in today’s rapture please make good use of my Warhammer mens, boardgames and my Xbox Gamepass. Also, please don’t open the middle drawer in the bedroom. Cheers.

Note to self: stop talking.

Sat listening to two older TfL employees (one white one black) talk about immigrant hotels and how battered the NHS is because of it. Spouting all this shite about 2 grand rooms etc. Nice that it united them I guess (???) but how do we end this parroting of sound bytes.

@nightmaremodego.bsky.social saw this; thought of you

This observation has changed my life

I’m thinking of putting the radiators on, anyone else?

Besieged by this Jurassic nonsense in my own garden.

Jnr is building a new Lego town, asked her what the two buildings are? ‘That’s the cat cafe… and that’s the prison’ Yes, that should cover it.

A new job for me, ive joiend CCP games to be CM for @evevanguard.com

Watching Somebody Feed Phil which is a great show, he’s in Edinburgh and half the Scottish people are subtitled.

Friends fear he’s been painting DeathWatch mens again.

All a growing boy needs

The month is here - now accepting musical suggestions (and donations) for the determined trudge.

Took in an IMAX screening of Jaws for the 50th anniversary. Still my fave film!!

For the first time ever someone asked me ‘what’s up with your cane?’ assuming it was a fashion statement - I’ll be honest it was quite the ego boost.

Executed by my own team for entering the evac shuttle promptly in Hell Divers - clearly none of them have been on the tube in rush hour.

Cool little Warhammer moment today as James Workshop announced its plans to release an actual black named space marine, its only taken what 41 years? But more of this pls - representation is important.

Helldivers 2 is great with mates, bizarre to see all the Sony branding when you fire it up but here we are - very keen to play more of it!

I’ve tried several times to get my daughter into HeroQuest but she keeps losing interest and plays her own game called ‘Shrew School’ with the rats.

The Pyramids and Stonehenge have nothing on this marvel

kobayashi maru walkthrough

@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social hmmm

Sensible seated tickets secured for Ashnikko next year

Those ghosts don’t stand a chance!

"...and it is as if a hand has reached out across the centuries and touched yours"

Went to see the new Naked Gun, can’t fault it as a successor, I’m curious to know what jokes didn’t make it in. A good blend of silly and risqué.

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Watched the first episode of Alien Earth, it’s an example of good sci fi doing what it should and commenting on current issues - the lore though … despite being well intentioned, I have opinions ™️

Really enjoyed the new Superman, wonder how impenetrable it would be to casuals? That aside it was a lot of FUN.

Well, that's my next Golden Joysticks outfit taken care of.

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

Terrance Stamp passing is a tragedy, from high camp to unnerving menace that man had RANGE youtu.be/qheb3JyMHSU?...

I aspire to have the confidence/audacity of this statue.

In my bi annual (?) rewatch of the Bond movies as part of being an auld da. Currently halfway through the Moore run and it’s a special type of cringe.

constantly thinking about this

Friends fear he is painting space racists again…

Rapidly sweating out my body’s natural irn-bru reserves. The Scottish body was never meant to endure heat such as this.

Waiter: "Have you been to Wagamama's before? Do you know how it works?" Mate I live in the UK. This is Japanese Wetherspoons. Just give me the yaki soba

Today is #InternationalCatDay - I do not own a cat but next door’s has adopted us. Her constant intrusions even led to her own fan art.

Auditioned for a new assistant today, all applicants useless - only interested in string and fish.

Weekends are for Jaws expanded universe - some delicious non canon lore.

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Motherfucking wind farms…