In this Columbo ep, he hassles a chess champ enough for the guy to lose one of his 10 simultaneous games. Fair enough, happens to the best of us when we done a bad murder. On closer inspection though, he lost in 2 moves, the literal worst moves possible in chess, and a comedy own-goal.

I'll keep saying it: He's not "on the list". He IS the list. He's not a customer, he's Epstein's salesman. I'm sure when the curtain is pulled all the way back we'll learn that not only were his businesses used for these crimes, but that many of them were created specifically in service of them.

I playing GH1 www.twitch.tv/dougsalad

the rights of people like me are being stripped away by a man with a 6th grade reading level.

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

Much love to Vampire Weekend, who played right after us at the Shaky Knees festival in Atlanta and treated the crowd to this lovely Weird Al cover

Bring back the Coke Bottle Glasses.

Where is his condemnation of the endless amount of harassment Erika Ishii has received because they're playing the main character in Yotei?

watermelon electrode

sleepy

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

Hey man, what

Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.

oh brother this guy stinks

SILENT HILL out of bounds video just released! It includes: - secret developer doodles - How the maps work - What the game looks like without fog - how ancient PS1 developer techniques were accomplished - hidden trash bag youtu.be/fNRbkGpk2c8

I don't know why but this always cracks me up #Tumblr

Many contenders, but "All the time all the time" is a permanent part of my lexicon thanks to Quil.

Perfection.

She's very sweet

when gun violence happens to children at schools it’s not political it’s just the cost of freedom in america. when it happens to a guy who makes his living in part by telling people that gun violence is the cost of freedom in america gun violence becomes political

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

If I may share possibly one of my favorite comments from an adult gen z perspective.

"2013" if I can impart anything to younger folks, it's how the ubiquitous animosity towards millenials was crazy- it was constant, like a joke everyone kept making. Like whatever jokes there are about gen z, it was ten fold back then, you couldn't escape it. I wonder a lot about how much that did

Sorry, just catching up to the news, I see once again they made it even thinner this time.

creators who grew up with sonic and had their tastes forever impacted by the series are now venturing out and making their own things -- and it's really exciting to be among them

The democrats won’t call Trump a pedophile because that legitimizes the findings that their donors and friends are also pedophiles. Hope this helps

I just put out a video on my Legends Arceus "Shiny Only" run! This is genuinely the largest project I've ever made into a video, and it would mean the world to me if you gave it a watch. youtu.be/5N88NjslzP0

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

can someone help me im trying to play undertale on windows 7 but i keep having this really annoying bug

You know I questioned the idea that this tv show was just an attempt to erase the original cast because they disagreed publicly with JKR, but bringing back old actors sure makes it seem that way.

Your pre-Labor Day nightcap: A shot of Tequila 😸

thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke

"Now pardon me for being nosy, sir, but it's just... I couldn't stop thinking about that lady you mentioned. See, you were so specific about your whereabouts, but as I recall nobody asked about your alibi. Just struck me as peculiar, is all."

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I can

i liked this one tho

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN LOL

I think after all these years I am at peace with being so 2000-and-late

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Oh my fucking god this is so fucking cool. I’m at work just showing everyone. I’m blasting Spanish music for u brother. I love u

spider crawled on me:(

Come watch me play Guitar Hero 1 www.twitch.tv/dougsalad

Hate to do this but I'm quickly running out of hard drive space to process these projects. If anyone feels like helping me fund my mad scientist VHS preservation, now would be the time to do so. Appreciate it. www.patreon.com/kennylauderd...