angry at men again, what’s new

NOT NOW. FLESH-EATING SCREWWORM INFECTION FROM SOUTH TEXAS

Again, if you're using bluetooth to connect to, and possibly explode a bomb. Don't call your bomb a bomb, call it something like 'Susan's good vibes' or 'Better than the average Joe' or hell, 'Gabe's Airpods'

hang on, so you're telling me he's not a farmer, he's a farmer-cum-Koch-family-cock-ring-salesman-from-Kansas? it's too goddammed early for this.

GeoSports · June 4th 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟢 890 / 1,000 www.geosports.app Yeah, I took the sucker move for the hs football one.

It's 10pm at night (give or take) but it is too goddamned early for this shit.

I mean, with the potential for the July 18th game between NYCosmos and CCFC potentially being a matchup of the worst USL1 teams the day before the world cup final.... Like, I _have_ to go to this, right?

And yet, I highly doubt that Christiano Ronaldo will not be allowed to enter the US given his pending charge of sexual assult/rape.

The rumor is that last year's New Mexico United friendly that was played against FC Juarez was a late substitution for 1860 Munich.

noticed your man stopped posting during the anthropic outage

Happy Pride, friends! as always, gay rights are human rights. trans rights are human rights. 🌈

It's officially Pride Month now, so: Trans rights.

I saw Joe Negri died today. An absolute gem of a Pittsburgh-er that usually slides under the radar. Handyman Negri on Mr. Rogers, and also a *sensational* Jazz musician and instructor. triblive.com/aande/movies...

All these times I'm travelling between Albuquerque and Nashville, maybe I should be buying a studio apartment.

Josh Williams, ass, move.

Cmon el paso, send another off

TST looking scoresheet.

A clean sheet on the east coast, a point, and an El Paso red card. Im more excited about this than the World Cup.

🟥 Red Card 87' — B. Makangila (Hartford Athletic). Hartford Athletic 0–0 New Mexico United. USL Championship #hartfordathletic #newmexicounited #uslchampionship

Boy, I wish I could commit fiat currency on the outcome of this match so it could be even more stressful

Oh, wait.... no.

I'm just really confused why they have a band covering The Killers for a pregame show.

Ooooooh somos iso-topes Ooooooh somos iso-topes.

I really hope it's just the singer saying: Ice ICE Baby.

At 96, Dolores Huerta has still got it and is making New Mexico proud!! Let’s play ball!!!

Dog for whatever department Kristi Noem was running.

less than a month out from the world cup and our soccer pitches are too waterlogged. I mean, honestly:

Much better than when they did the Scott's Tot's parody: youtu.be/2gbB_lTX7ps?...

Damn, Rostock's almost in a separate country.

How do you put out such an otherwise thorough series abt the rise of soccer in KC & hosting a WC & not bother to mention Grant Wahl, KCUR? A People's History of Kansas City dropped the ball 😢

For the record: Asse: 0 Nice: 0 is also how I'd rate my ex-girlfriends

This is why you give your dog the pup cup when you get your morning latte.

2 players from the greater-Las Cruces metro area (Zendejas and Pepi), but no players who played for El Paso Locomotive. Massive respect to apparent New Mexico United fan, Mauricio Pochettino, but man, maybe tone it down a little?

Why, is he also watching it on Telemundo?

this USMNT show could have been an email ...oh wait...

I still can't believe this is happening; nor can I believe that attending the final will cost me less per person than the games I'm watching in Foxborough.

I sure hope my favorite player Diego Luna makes it.

Obligatory fuck Morgan Wallen but what a race

We made this fucker happy, this makes me feel worse than the actual result

Folks,,,,, I think the Tampa Bay Rowdies are pretty pretty good

Rubbin's racing, the driver just gave their wiener a little tug.

Everyone in the Weenie 500 knows exactly what they are doing and that’s what makes it so magical What if Pop Tarts Bowl but racing

Mamdani gets another win.

Pro Tip: don't force your wiener anywhere.

Will Buxton, please, I'm at work.

YOU CANNOT SIMPLY SAY EDGING THAT MANY TIMES IN THE CONTEXT OF THE WIENIE 500 I AM DYING

Race Control needs to punish Chi Dog, you can't just throw your wiener around like that

Chi Dog should be black-flagged.

Will Buxton, king of innuendo