This is (part of) how you make the Open Cup a big deal. By treating it...like a big deal. Lots of respect to Nashville SC for this.

Watching a YouTube video where a BMW owner essentially asks the question “Why spend $30,000 on a new car when you can spend $30,000 on an old car?” 🙃

Phoenix Rising FC: 0 (0.53 xG) vs New Mexico United: 1 (1.48 xG) #PHXvNM | #TodosRojos | #SomosUnidos | #USLChampionship | 🤖⚽

NM United clinches playoff berth thanks to win in Phoenix

The best thing is a 1-0 win that should’ve been a 0-0 draw.

The two-screen setup we get is often the one we deserve.

COME ONNNNNNNNN #upthedale

It’s not a competition that’s going to be on very many peoples’ radar, but getting to watch the Central American Cup for free on YouTube is a nice bit of sporting fun on a Thursday.

Was remiss in not posting this yesterday... USL Championship players take social media action over foundering CBA talks. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

I miss playoff baseball being on network TV.

When you pay $15 cash for a $12.98 meal at Taco Bell, and your change is all half-dollars, that means the cashier actively hates you, right?

New Mexico wins the Enchantment Entanglement! Go get yourself something nice from @homefield.bsky.social to celebrate. Use offer code YESHAHAHAYES for 15% off your first order, and use our link so we get a little something something. www.homefieldapparel.com?rfsn=7440576...

Dangerously close to blackface, this

Since when does college soccer have fuckin VAR 🤨

@mamadelak.bsky.social Tonight is concrete evidence you are right and I am wrong about shooting outside the box (although I maintain it is not a long-term successful strategy 🙂) #SomosUnidos

Let’s play some, uhh, hockey

It should be illegal to send me a promotional email that says “Game On, Islanders” and it not be about hockey (Love Island, fwiw)

Normalize coach cellys

lol Aaron Glenn...

What are the odds of two blocked FGs returned for TDs with the blocker getting the TD happening within 5 minutes of each other?

@tulsalunatics.bsky.social You’ll always have a place in Albuquerque (until someone covers up the sticker I put there)

The V on Diego Pavia’s helmet is for Van Wilder

There was a point when ESPN was the gold standard for being able to track live stats on games, and that is no longer the case - the app is slow, the stats (when you can find them) are late, the experience is terrible. 😣

Full credit to @tulsalunatics.bsky.social and company for making the trip to ABQ this weekend - I should’ve brought DogHouse chile dogs to the tailgate 😭 #SomosUnidos

I’m just glad no one has said “New Mexico State Lobos” or “New Mexico Aggies” or some other permutation that always happens in this scenario 🥲

Charleston Battery vs. @oaklandroots.bsky.social, 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN+) @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social vs. @switchbacksfc.bsky.social, 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN+) @newmexicoutd.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 9 p.m. ET (@golazoamerica.bsky.social) #USL-C

Me at home every autumn after the leaves have changed color

HOLLYWOOD is now HOLLYHOLMES

I’m just happy for NMSU’s pending transitive Rose Bowl win.

THE NEW MEXICO LOBOS DEFEAT UCLA 35-10!! THEIR FIRST EVER WIN OVER A BIG TEN TEAM AND FIRST WIN OVER A POWER CONFERENCE TEAM SINCE 2008!! BEVEL THOSE LOBOS 🐺

UCLA paid $1.2 million for this, by the way.

I didn’t see this coming at all. Complete dominance. #GoLobos

Going from not scoring in 250 minutes to scoring 4 times in 97 minutes is bonkers 👐

stop. posting.

Begging people to actually learn what the Luddites were, and why they would have destroyed this woman’s servers with hammers

Dreams can come true. #ChiliCheeseBurrito

I don’t believe that my refusal to subscribe to streaming services for music is a particularly moral stand, but at the same time, it means I’m not actively supporting garbage like this

@newmexicoutd.bsky.social has revealed its kits for its annual @meowwolf.com Night on Saturday. The Black outfield player kit features a holographic crest and pink and blue hues on the collar and cuffs, the Multicolor GK kit features neon hues and white linework. #SomosUnidos #MeowWolf #USL-C

A smash-and-grab where we were up a man for 2/3rds of the match. LMAO, whatever, I’ll take it and run. #SomosUnidos

At least when everything else is on fire, we have El Assico. 🏈🌽

I look forward to the time we start promotion and relegation in USL (NOT THIS SEASON FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST)

For prompt service, blow me

#SomosUnidos 🥲

I’d make a snarky joke about Grimsby Town, but Rochdale will probably end playing them in the FA Cup First Round IF they manage to win their qualifying round match first

I shouldn’t be surprised that CovidTests.gov now redirects to a White House page titled “Lab Leak: The True Origins of COVID-19”, but I kinda am. Nefarious garbage.

Maybe the first overall performance we can take pride in since 4-2 vs San Antonio? Fought our socks on defense and held firm against probably the best team in the USL. I’ll take that effort; now time to get a win. #somosunidos

There’s a first time for everything.

Jai alai Charlotte Independence 🤝 Playing a ball sport on Friday nights in front a few dozen people while a few hundred other sickos watch online

The local news station covering lottery winners now