Sometimes you see an Instagram comment that just deserves to be seen by other people.

I miss soccer. ⚽️

Eloy Room still at large

Watching USL Championship when your club has the weekend off: that’s sicko territory.

A selection of shots animated by Svend Rothmann Bonde for Robot Dreams (2023), dir. Pablo Berger, Arcadia Motion Pictures

I wish my team was playing tonight or tomorrow. THAT’S how you know things are going well, when you look forward to the next matchday.

THE BOYS ARE PLAYING SOME BALL

I guess they are the Malvinas now

And Dani Rojas won’t even see the pitch either

PESÄPALLO ‼️

Going to the pizza place that has a Theater of Magic table is a weekly highlight right now

Me when I want to watch low-level college basketball on a November Thursday at 12 noon

Red chile, cheddar cheese

Why does everything good need to be bought by someone bad and made terrible? #filmsky variety.com/2026/digital...

Really was hoping Albuquerque would get this; Wichita will support it well enough to keep it as long as the NCAA wants

I just learned that Ozzy Osbourne’s son is a ghost hunter, and I’m not sure what to do with this information

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Hottest of takes: losing here is no different than losing in the next round vs Spain (which was likely) for generating future interest in USMNT. The ones who were going to stay on board were already there, and everyone else is just enjoying the tournament.

Now we can return to our national pastime, waiting for the ruling class to cross the ethereal plane

Ted Cruz remains undefeated at connecting himself to sports Ls. The man cannot not miss

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

Rochdale plays a cup match in under a month. So there’s that.

gg Belgium 🇧🇪

Not sure what is a bigger nostalgia play, Eddie Vedder at the second hydration break or subbing on Axel Witsel

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Everyone blames Trump for this, but it’s all Ted Cruz, let’s be clear

Deserve to go out if that’s what we’re doing.

I think I just saw the “man crams stick in bicycle wheel” meme made flesh

Just gonna pace around the house drinking Miller Lite and not watching the match directly. This will surely work.

Would’ve been relatively happy with 1-1 at half; gotta figure it out now.

lol, great

What an incredible goal not by F. Balogun

GAME ON

Would have liked an alternate universe where we have the red card still and we have that little extra chip on our shoulder to figure things out. Now Belgium have that chip and are turning the screws.

And now you have the first instance of actual adversity in this tournament. Let’s see who shows up.

That was coming.

There is absolutely going to be an injury, a ridiculous infraction, or both to reset whatever karmic deficit we are currently operating under

Don’t worry UEFA, we are now guaranteed to lose 5-0

troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations

Does this mean IShowSpeed disappears too?

Balogun takes the pitch and puts not one, not two, but three goals into his own net. He walks to the center circle and takes off his shirt to reveal one that says “I’m sorry” and then takes that off to reveal “I didn’t ask for this.” A yellow for each shirt hes gone. US wins 5-3 Belgium are terrible

Now we can get to the main event: me having a panic attack mixed with righteous anger while watching my country’s national team

Can I give a red card to DISCOURSE AND NARRATIVE

America: *Got a red card rescinded* Mexico: *Gets to do the chant* Canada: "Wait, we could have done some corruption?"

WOW. They actually held out.

Going to guess that everyone who is clutching their pearls over the Falogun red card will be 🦗 over the Mexico goal kick chant

Need this to get to 3-3 so the crowd’s energy can trigger a volcanic eruption

It’s funny to think that there are Americans who love sports but don’t like soccer so they are watching a re-run of The Office or something. Lol This is incredible stuff.

it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares

there are fools who think this sport is boring