Reflecting pool

I mean, come on.

71-11.

I hate to brag, but I got the purple Connections first today.

The Met Gala is a waste of time and money. Please don’t celebrate it.

Good work everyone. This little niche podcast and its fans never cease to amaze me.

Smoking is almost always unnecessary to tell a story. Even when smoking was prevalent in society not everyone did it.

Damn near 1.6 million. The ball has done been ran. #CharitibundiBowl

Florida football may be cheeks. But our fans show out for the #CharitibundiBowl Rivals need to step up their game. @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Beware of the PTKU sharks. $1 for every DEFEATED anti-trans bill in the US this year + $5 because I messed up covering fees on my first donation Monday + fees on this one. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @calligator.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl

You maniacs did it. Just amazing work.

The combined score of the last two Florida-FSU games (I checked the box to cover the fees, not sure what happened.) @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #MoneyCannon #RunTheBall

I went and read about this. It still doesn’t make any sense. Like. What?

This feels like a direct attack on @swiftonsecurity.com

@splitzoneduo.com cmon guys www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

1. ICP 2. Chicago deep dish pizza 3. Same reason they think Maryland is a member.

I’m just so tired.

I’d build a wall on the Iran side. How hard can it be?

Charlie Kirk was a fucking grifter piece of shit who figured out that the best hustle in this country is telling soft-ass white people that they are the only real Americans. Fuck this guy. Fuck his message. Fuck the people who believe this garbage.

Very first thing I thought when they were announced.

I’ve had these forever. Back then it didn’t know who PAWWWL was. I wonder if they still make them.

Am I supposed to know who Josh Pate is?

@splitzoneduo.com Been asking you guys to get off there for a while. Finally pulled the handle and canceled my SZD subscription. I’ll come back when you find a new platform.

I’m going with Eat It or Like a Surgeon. Amish Paradise next in line.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this is your entire next episode right?

Wade Boggs

Of all the bullshit the SEC has done over the years, this is another level. Can you imagine a shirt commemorating LSU-Bama-Georgia?

Skeletor and He-Man on those Arnies.

Just jaw dropping @techconnectify.bsky.social

⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

And there it is.

Good god. Mendoza

Oh no. Disaster. What a bad idea.

Pure cinema

Sad Duuuuuval noises.

Peach Bowl summary:

Scored too soon? @jasonkirk.fyi

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

I live in the #Minneapolis area. Was on the way home from downtown earlier. Two unmarked Gestapo cars came speeding down 35W. Saw a number of middle fingers up from other drivers.

Renee Nicole Good is the one whose reputation should be protected, whose death should be marked by flags across the country being lowered to half-staff, who should be getting tearful tributes and acknowledgments from politicians and media figures. These are the people we ought to honor.

Remember her name. Renee Nicole Good #FuckICE

Fuck ICE. They are enemies and should be dealt with accordingly.

James Garfield’s doctors feel like this ending is needlessly painful and drawn out.

Somehow, slammin strawberry has returned.

Once again we have witnessed the grand spectacle of the @poptartsbowl.com Truly the world’s greatest college bowl game.

Attention #hospitals I get that you want to promote healthy living. But sometimes when you’re at the hospital, especially as a visitor, you want (often NEED) all of the sugar and caffeine. ALL. OF. IT.

Joe used to be fun.

I’m in a doctor’s waiting room watching a WWII dad teach his daughter about D-Day.