1st place Texas Rangers.

I know I’m scarred for life when I read a heartfelt message sent to me from a coworker and the first thing I think of is, “And Tech just kicked the ugliest field in the history of mankind.”

I would never claim anything I do is great or even good, but at least it’s original. F AI!!!!!

No.

Not a thing! 😏😼

TONIGHT!!!!!!!!! See everyone at Step Up Lounge tonight for Pepper Theft fun!!!!

I don’t sound so good right now but I feel great, Tim…

Orangutan crosswalk

Ponyo and Mr. Giyu say hello!

I surprised, er, Victor E. Green surprised Darcy at work for Valentines Day!!! 💚💚💚 And she even happened to wear her Stars hoodie today!

You’re silly.

Artwork by Darcy. Rock provided by Pepper Theft. See y’all next Friday!

If you’ve checked out his podcast, ‘Beer 30 Sports O’clock’-available on our Sunset Lounge page, you know…if you haven’t, well, here you go… www.patreon.com/posts/122134...

I never would have thought!! 🥹

She’s smart, funny, cute, and loves me. Damn right I’m proud! 🥹

You won’t be one of the test subjects! …probably

Not that kind, but the news of her lab brings me similar happiness!!!

I’m reasonably sure she doesn’t have a Skeet account and I know how humble she is, but I feel like y’all should know Darcy has gotten a promotion and a raise within five months of starting her new job at a lab! I don’t how I got so lucky but I’m doing everything I can to keep her! #bae

guess what’s on our mind today www.patreon.com/posts/121428...

Babe Laufenberg is in with us on Your Dark Companion www.patreon.com/posts/121598...

THE MAVS TRADED LUKA WTF

As a 16 year old intern I first met you when you filled in as a 19 year old board-op for @audiojillian.bsky.social and thinking you were so damn cool.

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”

We got a Stepneski exclamation point!!

SAME

She said yes!!!!!!

#Bullpenisflaccid @tweetgrubes.bsky.social

I’m going to drink so much water because of your positivity!!

I’m the luckiest dude in the world!!!

Exactly!!

🥹

Stunning to who?? Not me! @ntmellie.bsky.social

HEY GUESS WHAT Pepper Theft is playing Barley House next Saturday, December 28th. It's a matinee gig because we love you. Join us at 3:00pm for a few hours of Red Hot Chili Peppers covers and all that implies!!!!!

Hey guess what?? Christmas is coming up! If you have a friend or family member you just can’t figure out a present for, how about a gift subscription to Your Dark Companion and The Sunset Lounge??? Links below pard’ner! 🤠 www.patreon.com/YourDarkComp... www.patreon.com/SunsetLounge...

Y’all aren’t gonna believe this.

Hell yeah!!

I know RHCP is my bit and stuff but if your kiddo learns BSSM guitar parts, they will kick ass!

Hell yeah he should!

Way!!!

Do you ever get the feeling that there’s a lot more dogs out there that we just don’t know about?

Do dogs know other dogs are dogs like they are?

@audiojillian.bsky.social 😤

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

bringing this over hoping we get to roast someone’s shitty food pics on this fine thanksgiving

Memories of memories of memories…