Stephen Colbert investigates and solves the mystery of what happened to Trump's Escalator.

Yes!

“.. levels not seen since 1992.” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Kimmel blacked out in 23% of the US. Gets record ratings of more than six million.

What jaw droppingly wonderful news. BBC News - Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

For whatever reason, I’ve never watched Jimmy Kimmel’s show. But I did tonight. His monologue on free speech was well delivered. It reminded me of the MANY liberties we should vehemently protect.

Remember when happy, scientifically sound announcements like this happened in the United States? Before ignorant, irresponsible kooks like RFK, Jr. and Donald Trump were running/funding things. www.bbc.com/news/article...

It’s hard to believe a big boy alpha male strongman would be so triggered about an escalator and a teleprompter. Maybe he’s not as alpha as he says?

Just saw this:

Ask your doctor if “it can only good happen for you”

“Two big firsts today. No other American president has ever named a political opponent to be prosecuted—much less had an AG follow through with an indictment. No FBI Director has ever released evidence from a live crime scene. The Epstein files must be SO BAD.” - Jim Stewartson.

The Daily Mirror nailed it: “World’s most powerful man-baby.”

To leaders around the world: California is your stable and reliable partner in fighting the climate crisis and protecting our environment.

It's. A. Funeral. And her husband's funeral, BTW. This gives full ick.

Creepy AF

A false flag is a covert operation in which one party or group carries out a hostile act and frames another party to make it look like the other party was responsible. The goal is to deceive people into thinking that a different group is responsible for the harmful action.

I just don't feel like the President of the United States should be declaring that he hates his enemies. I don't feel like the VPOTUS should be calling citizens dipshits on social media. I'm old fashioned that way.

So just to be clear: The US is propping up Argentina’s economy, and now Argentina can eliminate its export taxes, so it can sell tons of soybeans to China, so China isn’t forced to buy soybeans from the US, so the US can pay subsidies to keep our farmers solvent. www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Stanley Cup finals: 2.5M NCAA Men’s Final Four: 15M World Series: 15.8M NBA finals: 16.4M Oscars: 19.7M Jimmy Kimmel: 26M

Will Lindsey Halligan incinerate her bar license for the cult leader like so many others before her? We will know soon.

Flower Mound TX, who is she?

The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.

JD Idiot Vance says FCC Chair Brendan Carr was KIDDING about forcing Kimmel off the air. Vance claims Kimmel was suspended because he's not funny and has terrible ratings Carr made a joke on social media. Does MAGA seriously buy this crap???

By no means is this hyperbole 👉

Mandating every Oklahoma high school to host a Turning Point USA chapter is state sponsored indoctrination, not civic engagement. Public schools should not become partisan pipelines.👇

We are sensing a theme

You know I barely survived. If I wasn’t so fit that escalator would’ve killed us. I know a lot about escalators. Probably more than anyone. Melania was in danger. Terrible danger. It just stopped. Terrible. We had to walk up a flight of stairs. I’m not sure how we made it. Just very brave I suppose.

"Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative.” Bowing down to a bully never works. And we can’t become numb to this corruption in plain sight.

Uh huh...

Nexstar and Sinclair need to feel financial pressure. Start squeezing.

218 votes 218 votes 218 votes 218 votes 218 votes #TwoHundredEighteenVotes #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Today’s tragedy at the Dallas ICE Field Office shows how dangerous anti-immigrant rhetoric has become. Words that dehumanize don’t just poison politics — they fuel violence. My thoughts are with the families who lost loved ones as we work with officials for clarity and accountability.

"Your countries are going to Hell." Okay, wow. Not sure if it's more hilarious or offensive. Probably a combination of both. Seriously though, how many countries are mad at us now? And how can ANY world leader take him seriously??? He's a pathetic joke, America's biggest embarrassment and shame.

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This is how we do it (Yah I know the song is stuck in your head now).

“He may need to release the Epstein files to distract people from this (show).” —Jimmy Kimmel

Could Fox News be banned from broadcasting in Canada? Egale Canada, the country’s leading 2SLGBTQI rights group, says it should be and they just renewed a two-year-old push to get it done:

This whole thing is a farce

Nope. Kash and his cabal of morons are lying. THEY manufactured this to stir the pot and create a distraction. None of us says "anti-ICE." What idiots. This will feature prominently at Nuremberg 2.0.

How is this America First? MAGA must be madder about this than the escalator right? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

ACE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan: "Somebody chose to come in and kill these detainees while they were being processed." (Note how administration officials don't have their stories straight on this.)

“International law doesn’t work fully unless you have powerful friends who are willing to stand up for you, and even that doesn’t work without weapons. There are no security guarantees except friends and weapons.” Volodymyr Zelenskyy

They’re not denying science. They’re denying bullshit.

Garcia on Tom Homan: Yet he is somehow possibly taking a $50,000 bribe to steer contracts—while at the same time trying to deport everybody else. I think a few folks have said it, but it bears repeating: he should be self-deporting himself.