Wartime president…

Democracy in the balance…

First they came for the immigrants…

i truly, truly adore every review of my book that starts with something like “i never thought i’d give a shit about football but this was nice!” but i am also Ready for the ball knowers to get in there. i wanna hear ppl critique coach rutkowski’s scheme and playcalling

She got kicked out for being MAGA

BREAKING: Buffalo Bills commit to millions in Canadian imports in defiance of Trump tariffs!

Free Agent Signings (Part 1) 🙂

My exceptionally dark sense of humor appreciates this typo. #BillsMafia

These are fantastic

A message to Baltimore… 🐴 #Billsmafia #gobills

books

My cartoon from 2019 ✍️

One thing I’d like to do in 2024 is listen to new music again. Would love recommendations; my taste is probably best represented by this playlist I put together last year of my favorite songs: open.spotify.com/playlist/5al...

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

Josh Allen's MVP incentive looking likely to cash in www.buffalorumblings.com/2024/12/12/2...

i think it’s nice that lamar jackson is getting fresh air and exercise. you’re all being weird

Happy AFC North day to all who celebrate!

Let me get this right... Snake Eyes stole the jewel, handed it to an enemy which led to the deaths of countless clan members... Storm Shadow used the jewel for half a second to try to end the threat... And Storm Shadow is the one they reject?

It's always sad to finish a can of Pringles but at least you're left with a new drum

I assume that having a black cat in the house at night is a lot like how it feels to invite a xenomorph into your home Undetectable and can strike at any time

The haters said I couldn't keep my 2024 New Year’s resolution. They were right. Honestly, great call by the haters. Here's to 2025!

Regular season fan: Khalil shakir, my precious, my baby, the most underrated receiver in football MVP debate fan: Khalil Shakir doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as Zay Flowers. I would punt him into the ocean if I could.

LMFAO www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Minor spoiler for Marvel's What If... Red Guardian and The Winter Soldier turning into two wild and crazy guys is very fun

For everyone who watched Home Alone (1990) for Christmas and is sliding into my DMs: stop! I am NOT the offspring of the Wet Bandits.

We're all in agreement here, right? The song insinuates that grampa killed her and blamed it on a reindeer?

What's the best Christmas song ever and why is it The Gremlin Rag? youtu.be/8zWSrT2TfBc?...

Russell Wilson won't reset the QB market, but he's going to be firmly in the upper middle class of quarterback contract this offseason and secure third on the list of all-time career earnings, passing Tom Brady. Check out my numbers:

Did you know? James Cook already has rushed for more TDs than O.J. Simpson and Thurman Thomas did in their MVP seasons?

"As we enter the home stretch of the NFL season, the playoff picture is beginning to take shape. Some teams will be playoff-bound – while others will end up on the outside looking in." - Jon Bois

I drink your Patriots throwback uniform! I drink it up!!!

Constantly thinking of this Marilyn Frye quote From @taylorlorenz.bsky.social’s newsletter www.usermag.co/p/tiktok-is-...

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

If the Buffalo Bills took the rest of the season off, the team would end the regular season averaging 26.18 points per game If things held that'd still be about 9th best in the league

(wait for it…) It could be the most anticipated 90 seconds this CFB season, from the moment the trophy lever is pushed down to when the pastries pop up, sans the sound effects. Yes, the Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy is a working toaster. Details on the trophy: www.nytimes.com/athletic/599...

It’s Ansley’s 4th birthday ! I love you so much my little gremlin. It’s a very Bluey birthday !

Wingin' It preview for this week. Check out buffalorumblings.com this weekend for what makes it delicious

They looked like the Rams we saw for a second there One actual second

When introducing a cat into a home with dogs it's helpful to remember this rhyme: Ears back, Kitty smack, Give the dog a punch

Just had a chat with a former NFL player who'd been out of the country. Asked him if he ever played in a game at any level where a guy scored six TDs. "Yeah, teams score six touchdowns." No, one guy. "What do you mean?" Josh Allen scored six touchdowns Sunday, and I was ... "The fuck he did!"

Love my job www.sbnation.com/nfl/2024/12/...

Thank you so much to everyone who tuned into our broadcast tonight…was a bucket list moment for a lifelong Simpsons fan. ❤️

Putting Simpsons characters in telegraphs big plays and I don't hate it

Lol, putting in Milhouse to drop the ball is incredible

The orcs should have just let Thranduil and Dain finish

Rewatching The Hobbit and wouldn't Smaug's gold pile drastically undermine the metal's value if put back into circulation?