#BloodBowl FAQ is out! assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_20-05_bl...

QTP with a game you played as a teenager

So remember when I asked if I should print a 1:1 Rocky…

I don't know who needs to hear this, but post your less-than-perfect, not professionally painted, got-it-done minis. We can't all be Golden Demon winners, but we can all add our own cool touches to things, and still be proud of ourselves. Post them! #nerdlings #minipainting #miniatures #warhammer

So #BloodBowl coaches, NAFC weekend is upon us. What's everyone taking? For me, Skaven: 2 Block Gutters Block thrower Juggs Rogre Tackle Blitzer 2 heads blitzer A block lino Some chumps 4 RR

✨New Codex Compliant✨ Let's take a little look at where vanilla marines were in 4th edition. As a treat. Featuring the voice of @jordansorcery.bsky.social youtu.be/Ne_UuzPHH3I

Check out my latest free-to-read article about Warhammer history where I rummage through the archives of 40k weirdness to uncover the story behind the Jokaero by way of Dr Who, Paranoia, Star Trek, Eternal Champion, and of course, Judge Dredd! www.patreon.com/posts/on-ori... #WarhammerCommunity

Warhammer is returning to Armageddon with the imminent release of 40k 11th edition, so I thought it was worth revisiting the origins of the war-torn planet & its most famous heroes! youtu.be/bR8rRQxGHKM #WarhammerCommunity

Priceless post from the official White House social media

#BloodBowl coaches of bluesky, I need advice. I'm entering the Home nations as one of the teams from Birmingham. Being from Brum we've decided to all take a minotaur. Yes, even though they're crap. I've got Chaos Chosen. What do we think of this roster?

Finally I have finished the Percy the Troll for Thrudball. There is no prize for correctly identifying which rule Percy is confused by. #BloodBowl #Thrudball

NAFC Roster Submitted - which required hastily coming up with a team name and theme. The Queekwell Jezzails are now ready to go!

Drop something YELLOW!

Holiday hobbying so far. Some pieces I've had maturing in their primer for a couple of years finally made it to the desk.

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

A heist on the high seas! The consequences of reckless heroism. Also talking penguins. The Sky Slayer is coming, launching at #EasterCon2026 Pre-order from all good bookshops wizardstowerpress.com/books-2/book...

Check out my latest video if you're interested in my review of the Alien RPG! Also you can win the game and some expansions at patreon.com/jordansorcery youtu.be/r5L9lbetFVU

Start the week with Games Workshop trivia! All these artists behind these Fighting Fantasy covers created game box art for GW, except one. Which is it? Find the answer in the replies, and the rest of the FREE quiz at Patreon.com/JordanSorcery #WarhammerCommunity #Quizhammer

I just backed GOBBOs - The Goblin Adventures TTRPG on @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/dic...

Dune 3 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

🧵 These stories really are coming thick and fast at the moment🙄 Guess what? The Canadian school is NOT 'banning food at lunchtime' during Ramadan🤦‍♀️ Obviously... And if you BELIEVED it to be true, then you need to ask why you would choose to believe such an obviously ludicrous headline? 1/20

Great write-up of the Scottish Open Blood Bowl tournament from Simon (and Jill). A really well-run tournament with visitors from all over the world. Great to see a Scot winning this year, though. #bloodbowl

I got to playtest the brand new version of DreadBall, as designed by Jervis Johnson! youtu.be/BiglPffhoi4

In case you missed it!

This broke me. Dave had to tell me to take a deep breath and use my words 💀

New LEGO set for our times

✨New Codex Compliant✨ Today we're taking a look at the first Imperial Knights codex from 6th edition and asking ourselves the question: what's the minimum amount of pages a rulebook can have before it stops being a rulebook? youtu.be/AAvg7BX9IVY

The thing here is, surely if you were making up a sob story you would make up one that was closer to being an actual sob story? We have to go on fewer than 5 holidays a year isn't going to make anyone think twice about Vat on school fees. Fascinated to know what @mrjamesob.bsky.social makes of it.

It's a sad state of affairs when the Daleks have better water hygiene standards than Thames Water. #DoctorWho

I needed to paint something small and so I decided to do a base filler from bits I had from some of my recent #AoS Night Goblin sprues. A weird moon spider thing chasing a snotlings that stole its mushroom! #theoldworld #nerdlings #wargaming

Oliver Cromwell, defender of parliamentary democracy / genocidal psychopath.

The #BloodBowl Skaven I've been working on. I'm really pleased with how they came out. Some of the best sculpts in the 3rd edition range. I'm not sure what to paint next. I need to do some Goblins for a mate or I could paint Bretonnians for myself. #MiniPainting #Nerdlings

Some corners of the universe have bred the most terrible things... @badsquiddogames.bsky.social #Turkeyman #Nerdlings #MiniPainting

This is my unit submission for Squidmar Open 2025. Hoping to paint a few more boys in 2026! #orcsandgoblins #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammertheoldworld

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

I see the fat right have invented themselves a girlfriend. Again.

There's a movie script in this, surely

Ok, yesterday I played #BloodBowl at Black Dragon games in Melton. Lovely shop, well run tournament and extremely pleasant opponents. It's a day later, let's see what I can remember about my matches...

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

So GW are banning use of AI. I think this is a broadly good thing, for the environment if nothing else. Creatively though, their recent art output is almost like AI in that it's all very much in the same style. There's no individuality any more.

New season of Mayhem #BloodBowl League kicked off this evening. My Irn Bruisers (Black Orcs) played the Blackwater Park Rangers (Elven Union). It was very sunny, which suits me because I have no intention of passing, and I won the toss. I had figured that I needed early removals so I received.

A further update on the Thrudball Percy I just need to finish the book now. #BloodBowl #Nerdlings

Progress on the Thrudball Percy. I think I've got the mauve as close as I can manage to the official colour. #BloodBowl #Nerdlings

WIP off my latest Percy the Troll mini. Underpaint was purple this time and I think it works very well. Hopefully this will go into the charity auction at Thrudball #BloodBowl #Nerdlings

entoyment.co.uk/products/22-... SpeedBowl #bloodbowl tourney hosted by the SpeedBowl format creator - me 🙂 22 March, Poole on the south coast UK.

First mini of 2026, painted on a whim it's Captain Karina Von Reiz the #BloodBowl star player.

www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... New #BloodBowl team perhaps?