It was a scheme that Todd set up…

THEY BROUGHT BACK HOT MUSTARD DORITOS!!!!

They brought back hot mustard Doritos🥹

People who walk into a quiet ass room and say, “It’s so quiet in here,” why do you do that? Why do you like disturbing the peace?

Whole bunch of Black people in the stadium yelling, “Hold his head up!” 🤣🤣🤣

All the plans I’ve tried to set in motion just fell through and I need any help I can get. Anything received is gonna go to making sure me and my son get somewhere safe. CA: $BunneeB13 VNMO: Bunnee-Bee ko-fi.com/bunneeband1t...

Per CNN’s @mkraju.bsky.social: Top Dems on House and Senate Intel Committees were not briefed on Iran attack

Idk what my five year old is going through, but she’s been standing in the mirror, putting Bandaids on her shoulders, and singing, “I’m gonna feel good/Sooner than later!” with a huge smile on her face for 15 minutes now.

It’s been a real long time since I’ve hated somebody as fine as Tyrese Haliburton, but I truly hate his amazing, fine ass. (Salty Knicks fan here).

Okay I’m done crashing out. Off to do my homework. Only two more weeks left in the semester.

Y’all did the most over Dorit smoking a cigarette 20 weeks ago, and now look at the mess we’re in. #RHOBH

That fake ass crystal drop🙄 #RHOBH

It’s even worse, they’re actively creating hell on earth under their veneer of holiness.

Every day I am reminded that some ostensibly godly people are betting big that hell doesn’t exist.

18 billion dollars worth of weapons to carry out a genocide. The Biden administration got a VIP table waiting for em in hell man.

Dorit would’ve had me so fucked up. Why are they letting her carry on like this? #RHOBH

Angela’s hair situation >>>> Idk if it’s a relaxer, wigs, sew-ins, whatever, but the hair is HAIRING. #RHOA

I’ve been slacking on teaching myself how to draw. I need better health and more hours in my day.

Garcelle needs to tag me in for the rest of the reunion. (I know it’s already been filmed. Please shut up before you speak). Dorit would’ve had to stopped that damn yelling, and Erika just needed to shut the complete fuck up in its entirety. #RHOBH

I learned Power BI today. Definite win.

Once more: SQL > Python The way I DON’T feel like cutting the bungee and jumping off this semester is invigorating.

Choir started to suck. They did a trap gospel song, and that was it for me.

I was against app subscriptions to begin with but a weekly charge is just egregious.

Professor who teaches African American studies here. If your school eliminates or bans it, I will personally host free zoom sessions, provide resources, or answer questions for students, parents/guardians, or teachers who are interested in learning or discussing African American studies.

So instead of stop being a soulless company focused exclusively on profit, they retain legal counsel to sue people? Yeah. That’ll show ‘em! (/sarcasm)

They could just pay claims, but what do I know?

As long as I live, I will never forgive Kendrick Lamar for this conversation about “rap beef” I’ve had to sit through these 3 yt 20 year olds having. “This is the greatest rap beef since Eminem and Christina Aguilera!” Please go to Hell. Now.

When Americans gaze longingly at the actions of people in other nations, it makes my stomach turn because it feels so much like yearning for the meal while doing none of the cooking.

Why would we talk about our favorite white people on the first day of Black History Month?? Please be fucking for real.

[I have 4 days to come up with another $114 and my books are dry...🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾]

That was funny as fuck because that lady has been useless from the start.

Shit has gotten soooo bad the governor of NY state has finally figured out what her job is

Whole album was decent. “All Good Things Cone In Time” went aluminum in my house.

Bruh I just went from gentle parenting to soft as fuck. Kinda not ashamed, but I’m not coming out of my bedroom until I can stop laughing at myself.

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My dogs keep going outside and barking at this spot, but there is absolutely nothing visible to the human eye there. Terrified about whatever they see because it is freaking them out.

It’s been said before, but I don’t think we were meant to take in this much information about or have this much access to other people’s thoughts. Or at least, our brains hadn’t evolved enough to be ready for it. It’s overwhelming, overstimulating, and overall, overkill on our brain cells.

Me: There was this funny Golden Girls post… Co-Workers: Wait. Is that the show about the four old women? Being the oldest person in the office is trash.

You For Me x Johnny Gill does something to me every single time.

What could go wrong?

So this fool got his fool ass in front of actual people and said the crash happened because of DEI?

Democrats desperately need rebranding and right now their widely perceived brand is “emitting occasional noises of displeasure while blood-baboons shit on everything you love.” We need this to change immediately.

Trump doing blatantly illegal shit and grabbing power from every other branch of government and our journalists are giddy with excitement for all of it.

A national IV fluid shortage? Wtf is happening???

Facebook ain’t nothing but the obituaries for me. I don’t log on for a week, I miss out on learning about at least five deaths. I haven’t been on there in two months. My whole 8th grade class is probably gone.

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

I found this channel that plays Love and Hip Hop reruns all day. NY is on right now. I forgot about Peter Gunz having an adult daughter who strangely resembled Tara.

Tom Scavo’s bitch ass stood under a staircase and let Ida stand in a corner and die????!?!?!

Woke up at 3AM to buy the Aaliyah Barbie and it was already sold out.