Wish this Atletico Barca game would liven up. Do these two teams not know how to play football?

7 games left of the season. 3 weeks rest. 1 game per week. Players coming back. No excuses now. For Howe to continue into next season, I expect around 16 points out of 21. Desperate for him to do it as well.

West shouldn't even be allowed into the UK, let alone headline a festival. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Not seen Saturday Night Live until tonight. It's shite. Are people still gushing over it?

Day 87 of 365 will take me to Druridge Bay. I’m hoping the tide is out this week. This will give me 1140 miles so far this year. That’s a lifetime best for me at the start of any year. Please donate if you can at www.justgiving.com/page/rungeor....

Forgot England were playing. Just turned it on. Just seen Jordan Henderson is playing. Turned it straight back off again. Rather watch MotoGP practice.

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

I fancy Liam O'Brien over the wall

YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

There might be the small matter of the derby for the lads today but make no mistake, this evening is a huge game for us as well. A win tonight could potentially put us 2nd with four games to go, depending on how Birmingham get on at home to Sheff Utd. Howay the lasses! 💪 #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Day off while car gets MOT'd & bike gets serviced. Breakfast at hidden gem Pen Bal Coffee and a walk around the Black Middens and King Eddie's Bay. Looking forward to King Eddie's Mags smashing the best Spain has to offer tonight!

She is all of us! #NUFC

Players going down clutching their faces/heads and rolling around like they are dieing really pishes me off. Any head injuries should be mandatory 3 minute off field concussion check. Would stop play acting instantly.

Who's idea was it to move #NUWFC game to Saturday evening 6pm, when the men kick off at 5:30?

Hands up which English teams aren't fucked after the first CL last 16 leg #NUFC 🙋‍♂️

I still think about this a lot.

My word, Lewis Hall!! 😍

What a spineless cnut this ref is.

Amazon Prime know how to do pre match build ups, mind!

In case you missed..more documents from the Epstein files were released on Friday 👇

Is, is this...spring? #CostaDelTynemouth #Longsands #NeeSurfingToday

Bravo, Private Eye, bravo.

These are the same people who will describe Muslims, as religious fanatics.

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9 minutes into 3 minutes of injury time. So corrupt it's untrue.

"We can demand better without hating each other"

@howaythelasses.bsky.social Katie Barker's Wrexham in the Ardan Trophy final on S4C now. Although need to put the subtitles on! 🤣

Of course it's only 4 fucking minutes.

Have I just watched Bugs Bunny interview Snoop Dogg? Do I need to see a doctor?

#NUFC U21 goalkeeper, scores from over 70 yards

Ruddy in goal for the home leg!

tidal.com/album/473437... Anish Kumar smashing it again! So damn funky!

President Donald Trump pays a moving tribute to himself on the death of Jesse Jackson. 😢

Like Alien acid blood

TV highlights: Paedo Island From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1615, January 2024.

Oh, just fuck off!!! Stop making it so fucking obvious ref!!!

Chuffed to bits Nomeansno back catalogue is on Tidal now! Been missing from there and Spotify when I had it. One of the bands, along with Fugazi, I ached to see live in the 80s and 90s!

- Today is my Birthday! I have autism and I officially turn 29 years old. I would like to receive lots of birthday wishes from people around the world! please Share/Like! to help make my birthday wish come true! ❤️

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

Jordan Nobbs da da da da da Jordan Nobbs da da da da da Jordan Nobbs da da da da da Jordan Nobbs!

Sam Curran, that over was magnificent! That was outstanding by Nepal, so unlucky not to have one of the biggest upsets in T20 history!

Never fucking liked Carabao anyway.

The man behind donations of £200,000 to Reform is a church warden from Potters Bar, who just happens to work for a billionaire from Kazakhstan. But it's definitely not money laundering or interference in UK politics by a foreign national.

Good to see they're cutting back on council waste ...

Our former number 9 Katie Barker continues to smash the Welsh league to bits at Wrexham. 4 assists and two goals in her last 4 matches and she's the league top scorer with 12 ⚽ 🎶 Heyyyyyy, hey Katie 🎶 Also banging a mag, but I don't think they record those stats 🤷‍♀️ #NUWFC #Wrexham