finally someone said it long been frustrated my fav films either feature non-virgins or those dubiously labeled as “virgins” ALL me & my straight bros want is airtight reassurance the character we’re fantasizing over isn’t portrayed by a human adult who has privately engaged in sexual intercourse

i mean

#33 Williams was just tackled by #33 Williams

imagine trading romeo doubs in a super bowl year no thank you sir i like touchdowns #GoPackGo

So if something very unlikely to happen happens—you wouldn’t be the worst team in the division? Hang the ‘Tied For Second’ banner!

Ok, the JV games have concluded. Time for Varsity. #GoPackGo

Late career Aaron Rodgers is hyper cognizant of the cameras and is basically doing performance art by playing to them constantly.

The GREAT announcer, Greg Olsen, just had easily his worst broadcast moment when he admitted he’s a 40 year-old man who had never tried Guinness & when he did — *in Ireland* — he didn’t like it. #MinnVsPitt

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

packers win: humanity is fundamentally altruistic & good. the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice packers lose: life is a bloodthirsty zero sum game. we are hurtling toward a mutually assured destruction that frankly can’t come soon enough #GoPackGo

i wish rich people had more money

so these days—if i want a normal amount of cologne applied, i simply hug one of my teenage sons & i’m good for the night

a fine shepards pie is the most direct path to an Irish lad’s heart

antifa made me play like shit in pickleball today

Progressives: stop calling the opposition party Republicans No Republicans are in power--those politicians are Trump Radicals Trump is an unapologetic Fascist who values the opposite of what the obsolete GOP claimed to value Normalize accurate labels for our two party system: Democrats & Fascists

🚨🚨trailer for CHAIR COMPANY🚨🚨 Created by Tim Robinson and Zach Kanin, starring Tim, premieres October 12 on HBO Max

John Oliver warming up for Sunday night

In 20 years—instead of saying “their D has been good, but they’re not exactly the ‘85 Bears” people will say “the ‘25 Packers” #GoPackGo

Personal news: Starting a new political party, called the Can We Just Live A Normal Boring Life Is That Too Much To Fucking Ask party

The 🐐 Al Michaels is Sports Forrest Gump. #GoPackGo #TNF

luke musgrave fell DRINK #GoPackGo

FINALLY, at halftime tonight, the '85 Bears get some recognition at Soldier Field #MNF #VikingsVsBears

Victory Sunday 🍻 #GoPackGo

HELL YES, imo #GoPackGo

How is FOX going to play WHAT’S GOLDEN by Jurassic 5 after Reed (not Golden) catches a touchdown? #GoPackGo #BushLeague

Should’ve listened Matt

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Dez dropped it. #GoPackGo

WHO (the fuck) is this for? Serious question. Who are the Weissheads & where can we shame them?

Book fumbled Rosario Dawson so he proposed to her stunt double 👀

Bill Belichick getting humiliated is #GoPackGo because he’s never won without Brady & Brady won without him which means… Vince Lombardi is still the 🐐

i love jerry jones

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really hope micah’s back is ok 🤞🏼 #GoPackGo

Matt LaFleur is grinning in this presser like the cat who stole the canary. #GoPackGo

This trade is even bigger than it seems. Obviously—on the field—home run. But Green Bay was “Siberia” for the 70’s & 80’s. It *became* a destination with Favre & Rodgers. Those days are gone for now. Do superstars want to play in Green Bay? I wasn’t sure. Parsons changes that. #GoPackGo

Most interesting question I can think of for the Micah Parsons trade: Is there any non-quarterback you’d rather have in the entire league over Micah? #GoPackGo @dustyevely.bsky.social @herooine.bsky.social @ferdturgeson.bsky.social

As someone who wrote a way-too-long-super-indulgent piece on the brilliance of Brian Gutekunst three years ago for @cheeseheadtv.bsky.social -- TODAY IS VINDICATION! 1. Win the Super Bowl 2. Build the Gutey statue #GoPackGo cheeseheadtv.com/blog/Gutey%2...

This is one of the best days of my life. #GoPackGo

mike’s hard look in the mirror

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

Hold me. #GoPackGo

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

Great piece as always. First play of the season: play action, go route from Golden, he catches the ball Watson dropped in the same spot for a 70+ yard touchdown. #GoPackGo